The anticipation has been building for months and the moment has finally arrived. It is time to determine the 2019 MLB WIN TOTAL SWEAT OF THE YEAR!!! The true warriors of the thread have stepped up to accept the challenge while for others, true colors are shown as they SHRINK in the grandest of moments. It is 6 months, 162 games of blood pumping EMOTION as the trials and tribulations of a long baseball season wears on the thread competitors much like it does the contestants on the field.
As you know, the past two seasons have ended in EMBARRASSMENT.
In 2017 I subjected himself to witnessing one of the most anemic offenses since the turn of the century as forgettable "hitters" like Gorkys Hernandez, Kelby Tomlinson, and Pablo Sandoval received considerable playing time, and Madison Bumgarner decided the team was such a ****show that he would rather run himself over with his dirtbike than toe the rubber with this band of losers. Betting thousands and then watching 50% of the team's games started by Jeff Samardja, Matt Moore, and washed up Matt Cain is the type of experience that would have led a lesser man to suicide. I have seen pitchers give up lots of homeruns before but nothing like the TITANIC MOONSHOTS Moore served up consistently. Needless to say the 64-98 record came up short of the target of OVER 88 wins. I was mathematically eliminated in mid August but forced myself to watch through September to subject myself to the maximum torture possible.
In 2018, the Washington Nationals were massive favorites to take down the NL East. OVER 94 wins was the play. A sweep of the lowly Reds to start the season and I could almost taste the revenge I was about to extract from my enemies' souls. 865 Bryce Harper whiffs and countless injuries later, things named "Wilmer Difo" and "Michael A Taylor" were bumbling across my screen on a nightly basis. These six months of hell were especially difficult because unlike in 2017, I could not rely on awesome announcers like Jon Miller, Duane Kuiper, and Mike Krukow to help me drown my sorrows. The pisspoor Nationals TV and radio crews turned up the volume on my pain. 162 games of watching my beloved dog get run over by a car was bad enough, but nails on the chalkboard quality announcing was almost as bad. Again I suffered through and refused to let myself stop sweating even after my demise was official.
2019 is a new year folks. Here are the list of this year's villains. If any of you hedge this in any way, castrate yourselves immediately. Bare your souls completely as I am.
Zetapsi 2100
SteveSax 1700
The ghost of WichitaDM 1000
@Fubster 500
Jabbawokky 500
Homanga 400
Zimmer 200
As always, this is enough action to make me legitimately tear my eyes out while sweating. But as always, payment is already set aside and is not an issue. If any concerns PM me I will not be the slightest bit offended.
PA Lottery PICK 3 drawing at 7:00pm tonight:
First digit odd: OVER
First digit even: UNDER
Next two digits:
01-03 Arizona Diamondbacks
04-06 Atlanta Braves
07-09 Baltimore Orioles
10-12 Boston Red Sox
13-15 Chicago Cubs
16-18 Chicago White Sox
19-21 Cincinnati Reds
22-24 Cleveland Indians
25-27 Colorado Rockies
28-30 Detroit Tigers
31-33 Miami Marlins
34-36 Houston Astros
37-39 Kansas City Royals
40-42 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
43-45 Los Angeles Dodgers
46-48 Milwaukee Brewers
49-51 Minnesota Twins
52-54 New York Mets
55-57 New York Yankees
58-60 Oakland Athletics
61-63 Philadelphia Phillies
64-66 Pittsburgh Pirates
67-69 Saint (St.) Louis Cardinals
70-72 San Diego Padres
73-75 San Francisco Giants
76-78 Seattle Mariners
79-81 Tampa Bay Rays
82-84 Texas Rangers
85-87 Toronto Blue Jays
88-90 Washington Nationals
91-00 Last 2 digits of Pick 4 (if 91-100 again, then first two digits of Pick 4)
Line will be the vig free on the pinny site at the time of drawing.
Link to watch:
https://www.palottery.state.pa.us/Dr...-Drawings.aspx