Blech that is awful. I got a sheltie that is about 5 months old now.

U mad bro?

well my mom buys pure breed european boxers so its fairly normal for the tumors and cancer to kick in around 6/7 years of life.

its expected, but gay

Enough with the arguing. On a good note I'm still weed free. I need my blunts to make me smarter. Almost done with this training class 2 more weeks to go.

Yeah I mean the thing with dogs is as long as you gave them a good life you did well. It sucks to lose a little buddy like that though.

^^^ more proof that weed is the gate way drug to tobacco^^^

3 things that tipped me off as to dhcgs skill level:
] drinks while playing
] talks strat to show off, and actively 'coaches' ppl at the table who are just trying to gamble.
] snap calls me AI (a nit, remember?) w/ 99 PF

They should make 2+2 like twitter. No profanity filter and no mods to watch over.

Basically we should police ourselves.

Speaking of dogs. My Rottie has a skin problem. Starting to form rough scab spots in a few locations. Guess I have to go drop some $$ on a vet. Probably allergic to something outside.

So that you wouldn't have to create new user names every year or what?

Ask the vet if you can put him on regiments of 4-5 pills of Benadryl, and I recommend getting them from Costco.

Level, hahahahahahahhahahaha, Ace, man you're the coolest mod ever man. I'm glad you became one. Even though you banned me and I could crank call you if I was really a troll. But I'm not, so there fore I should never get banned because I'm just passionate about poker. But mods don't see that.

Ive got nothing to argue about lol

About to play another session (last nights was not so great):
- will try to post an update
- dhch, get ready to call me a fishcake


On another note, there is a fairly low concentration of Asians in the Swiss poker scene.... Can't reliably report on how often they show up with 56s in 3-bet pots. If I were to guess, it's probably directly proportional to age and fondness of baccarat.

Don't drink the haterade

Also, talking strat at the table is life tilting.

I have better prank call skills so be real careful

I was curious who he was coaching when he was talking to Devin earlier.

I wouldn't go there with you. Nothing but respect for you ace.

Howard stern used to have funny ass prank calls. Also "Big Boy" the radio host currently "medium boy" also did funny prank calls.

I didn't know christians can't sue christians. Currently watching judge mathis. The guy is going to ask for forgiveness after court. He said they are acting like heathens.

My buddy texted me a pic of his 2-3-5 stack this morning. $6700.

Wow, judge mathis just called him a liar. White dude looked really embarrassed and out right disrespected by the judge.

Do you guys say anything about ridiculous strat talk at the table? I blame the Internet. Nowadays people get into semi-deep discussion about potential ranges of opponents and each other (I figured your range on the turn was ... so I ...) and other strat, and it drives me crazy.

Last week a dealer spoke up (whispered) and said, "your conversation is killing this table"

Stupid things like "when does your book come out" don't seem to get their attention anymore. Next time someone starts up, should I just stand up, point to the fish at the table, and yell, "I'm here trying to get seat three's money! Please stop educating him!"

We have a strict 'no coaching' policy in effect at whatever table I am playing at.

when i hear the word 'range', I say something like "what, ranch dressing? i prefer italian"
'equity'; "egg salad?"
and I glare at them.
sometimes they get the message, but mostly are pretty oblivious.
it is funny how donks will pick up on words like range, and yet have no idea what it means, but still, it's opening the door for them to understand it, and it does kill the gambling atmosphere that a pro wants to find in his game.

after careful analysis, i have come to the conclusion that i'm the only decent poster in this forum, and prolly all of 2p2, and i am just sticking around to impress myself.

Some old school gambler told me its called donkey whispering. I took that as one day the donkey will take in some of your strat talks.

He said "your killing your edge". I told him you're right. I'm black nobody will know I'm an internet dude. From that point forward I don't talk to anyone about my knowledge. I just want to be the silent "lucky" killer.

Its funny I'm the living don't judge a book by its cover.

How did you know the 3 seat is my favorite?