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Originally Posted by mpethybridge
I blew up at another fish today.
Story behind this?
You know this is HORRIBLE, right M? I mean, really really really, I-would-like-to-reach-across-the-table-and-strangle-you terrible bad, right?
A couple of sessions I played with a guy who was so-so, but he wasn't ******ed, and I think he knew what he was doing (although he made some extremely questionable plays imo). Whatever. The point is his table manner was HORRIBLE.
He berated a friendly old man fish who was playing for his 2nd time in a casino (I've been friendly chatting it up with him since moving to his left). Douche raises with KK, old man fish calls with AK with 50 BBs. A high flop, douche bets (bad play imo), fish shoves, douche folds face up. Fish is confused and politely asks "Are you folding?". Douche gets all douchey, "Of course I'm folding. Calling would be the worst f**king play in the world. You hit a 3 outer sir. Well played." in as sarcastic tone as possible. Friendly old man fish leaves a little while later. Chances of him ever playing a 3rd live session? Pretty slim, methinks.
A while later, I've moved to get position on a deepstack noob fish. I flop top set AAA, and bet the ~pot on the turn, which is a huge $300 into a $360 pot, trying to set things up where I can go after all of fishies chips on the river. Fish tanks for 10 seconds, finally declaring he has the nut flush draw plus a gutshot. He then tells me, "I'm up good for the night, so I'm going to fold. Do you mind if I rabbit hunt?". I keep thinks friendly, and tell him "sure, that would be fun", and he mucks. Now enter Douche, who says, "No rabbit hunting. Let's keep this game going." It would have been a 2 second delay to keep the fish happy and friendly (the first time he's asked to rabbit hunt), and meanwhile douche kills the mood. I just look at fish and apologize sincerely, "super lame man, sorry, super lame" (I actually get into it with the Douche while coming to the defense of the Fish, came *this* close to genuinely calling security when Douche seemed to invite me outside). Anyoo, the fish leaves a little while later. He's taken money off the Douche, but in turn I've probably taken $500 from the fish. His reaction? When Fish gets up from table, he turns to me (the guy who has taken most of his money), smiles, and politely says "I hope you take all his [Douches] money. Nice playing with you man."
Gdon'tbeadoucheG