GL and GL... remember this one thing. Girls have broke many poker player's bankrolls. Choose wisely.

Hey folks from Australia, any of you know if it's easy to open a bank account (thinking HSBC) unemployed? I am an Australian Citizen, but have like, very little history here. Don't even have my taxfile number.

******ed hand. prior to this i had raised AJ twice, flopped an A both times and laid both of them down to pressure correctly

5 limpers to me in CO i raise to 20 with AsJs, get 4 calls

flop Ad Qs 6h
check check check
i bet $45
2 calls

Ad Qs 6h Ks ($200)
check
nit old black guy bets $50 and now i know im behind but turned a royal flush draw so i have to call
fold

river K ($300)

he goes all in and i fold and he turns over KK.

Zelda for snes is the GOAT.

Ocarina of time tho

I'm so glad I've been happily married for the past 16 years. The past 2 pages, just confirms it.

I honestly would hate to enter the dating scene these days.

Such great memories.

I still have it and replay it once a year or so.

+1. Very happily married.

+1. Very happily Ocarinaed.

I have two NES sitting in my storage. I need to bust one out and get down. I think we pawned the SNES. Should have kept it.

My brother-in-law gave our nephew an old NES system earlier this year and he brags about it all the time. So funny.

I have a TI 99/4A sitting in storage. I wonder if it still works.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b76e/

I have one of these-not sure if it's the same exact model, but it works perfectly

I only own 2 games:

Zelda: A link to the past
Mega Man X

Mega man X is the nuts... Still play it on occasion

Last time I was dating myspace was in style,

That was like the easiest way to get dates in the history of man-kind

find girls near where you live, friend them, chat like 3 times online (via AIM)
"you like stuff?? yeah I like stuff too" etc etc

want to go out---sure! sometimes the girls would ask you out

obv there was alot of variance in quality but it was scary how easy these 18-22 gals would just go on dates sight unseen. Such a lay up. Dunno if that really exists now or not.

+++++++extra dirtys from slight chubbos if your into that sort of thing they were always super anxious to get some

I have heard that the new Zelda (skyward sword) for the Wii is like one of the greatest games ever. I am planning on buying it next month and will crush it with my 55" HDTV.

@sabr its great she has a bf, when a girl hits me with that line, i say "how long have you had that problem?" then that starts up convo of how long and things are bad, after that you just get in good then when you hit she wont be all on you and take away from poker. I would much rather a girl have a bf that im hittin. Especially if he aint hittin it right. Thats means hotel dates or she will come to the house and its all about sex no emotional crap like taking her on dates, she has a bf for that. -1 to the people that said texting is the wrong way to go. Its 2012 texting is the way to go. I get all my females to text me. For one i want to talk to more than one girl at once. For two, i have a baby momma and for 3 i dont answer my phone. So texting is my main comunication. Also 11t dk makes confirmation not pssy.

if you aren't into sexing up chubby girls you aren't doing it right

Speaking of NES i watched NFL films and they had the annual super tecmo bowl tournament shiet was crazy.

ocarina of time is the best game in history ainec

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About one more week I will be in LV... I plan on going to the club and being pretty drunk... I know they will play that gangnam style stuff and when I am drunk I get down. I can't get the gangnam out of my head. This is going to be a recipe for excellence. You might spot me on a youtube video.

wtf is Wyclef?