haha obv, I'm not ******ed

My key already says S5.

lol

the person who appears to put the least amount of effort out, while getting the largest amount of effort returned to him by others, comes across as the most socially powerful.

Read more: http://www.girlschase.com/content/la...#ixzz29yJLiFYt

are you gonna post pics of the girl?

no, you pervs

I'll say this though. I don't care if she tells me she has a b/f, lol. Girls can change their mind all the time. My new goal in life now is to make her mine.

cmon, u r losing us buddy...
Seriously though, GL

best to have like 3 girls that are on your mind

women can tell how much you like them and often when its only them in your mind it turns them off

once they know that they "have you" then they begin to lose interest. Not always, but in many casual cases

Sabr- pics or it didnt happen. You know the rules man. Its a 2p2 right of passage. In fact what I really want to see is a side by side of you and her. We can then tell if this will happen.

Remember... Wait until marriage to use the smashtress.

also its important not to become too invested with one girl as it will hurt even more than it needs to if you dont get any attention back

Maurice Jones-Drew, is out

oh well, Im crushing my opponent this week regardless

It would be hard pressed to match the classic ChicagoJoey thread of 30 girls in 30 days. If I remember, that blew up spectacularly.

I think I'm done with the 2/5 for a bit. Def gonna need to wait til my br is bigger. I had a net profit of $150 at 2/5 this week after having one big winning session and two losing ones.

The table maniac-fish was in every pot so I tried to bluff him one hand on an absurd board like 87532 with 3 hearts and he just jams JJ like it's the nuts.

Not sure why I do this to myself. So that was $200 I could have saved (or had I actually mashed my combo draw, I could have won a huge pot).

Then literally the next hand I tried to bluff an old passive off of an AK5 board and maniac-fish calls me and spikes a gutterball on the turn and just bombs. Well, i got the passive off the hand I guess lol.

I double barreled a K647 board with A9s when I picked up a backdoor flush draw, got check-raised and did some math and decided since I have a backdoor flush draw I'm basically always getting paid if I hit it, so I made a break even call and bricked. He jammed, I folded. He later told his friend he had 66 and I overheard.

Ran KK into the table nit's AA. He made it 15, I pop to 50, he shoves for 200. I basically know he literally only ever has AA here, but I call anyway.

I successfully triple barreled an old passive off of top pair (aces) on a board that didn't get scary. So that was the one highlight of the day yesterday.

Oh, and I ran top two into quads. Old man river limps, I check A7 in the BB, flop is A74. I bet 15, 2 callers. Turn J. I bet 50, old man min raises. Yuck. I look at his stack, decide that I have the odds to call and spike an A or 7 and get stacks in because he's probably not folding. I call. River 4. I check, he bets 50...ugh. So I paid 50 for him to show me quads just because I wanted to see it. He could have had AJ, but that's about it.

That's one leak (of many) I have that I need to plug. When I have a decent hand that is just never ever ever good and villain bets an absurdly small amount of money compared to the size of the pot. I just can't seem to just throw the hand away.

I know, I wasn't totally serious lol.

i am going to search for this thread. i like living my life vicariously through others.

p.s. how many times will we see chris johnson's 83-yard TD run this week? 300? 400?

Not posting pics of her until it's offically done and she's ok with it.

And not posting pics of myself yet either because I dunno who the **** lurks here and might trainwreck this whole situation for me before it starts.

Counting eggs ITT, imo.

huh? no. I'm cautiously optimistic, but that's about it. Excited though.

exactly why I wait

Just kidding. gl.

Going to make a SABR like FF post:

Man what the f***!! Why is Plamer running that ball in right there? QB sneak really? Hand DMC the rock!! I could use those points..... but only to further my lead!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I am train wrecking these fools I am so fresh and so clean at this FF game. I told all ya'll all that CJ2K was a must start this week and he goes off for 195 and 2 TD's.... Yeah I started ADP, Gore, VJax... It doesn't even matter what my TE does... Did I mention I have the Houston D???? BLOWOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares if my main men are on bye : Matty Ice and The Hot Rod... I roll deep son!

/end SABR like FF rant *no hard feelings bro... just needed some brags of my own, you can't have them all sucka!*

Oh and ATM I only have 1 miss in the football pool at work....

4th week in a row had a starter go down early and not put up **** for points. 2 of those weeks had two starters go down. Also, of course when I need them to have a decent week DMC and Moore both don't do ****. Why do I put my faith in Raiders players, they always dissapoint.

If OAK game doesn't go OT will have 102-73 lead, I am done and opponent has Matt Forte and Mike Wallace yet to play.

i have a 99-61 lead going against the same two guys.

Yes, going OT. Need some insurance points. #pleasedonotscoreatdjax

Me 122.48 him 85.18

I have Wallace to go and he has Gould...

Do you think I will be ok???? I scared..

wait? what? nfl redzone can't go past 8 p.m.?

Damn you Jaguars, are you kidding me with that fumble. So much for getting any insurance points.

Up 104-73

ESPN projects opponent to end up with 105... #crossesfingers