Told this story a couple times, but I'm sitting at dinner with Hachem, Raymer, and Moneymaker. They ask me what I play so I tell them, and mention a little bit of Omaha...
So they asked me a couple questions about Omaha, and I mentioned how the variance is higher than in Hold Em because you are allin more. Then Hachem is like OMG I KNOW, you would NOT BELIEVE how bad I run there. Moneymaker and Raymer also chime in to say NO, I think I run worse. It was like a 3-way battle royale on which on them runs the worst. There was nothing quantitative like # of buyins, or $ lost... only IT'S SO SICK... YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE... MY LUCK THERE IS TERRIBLE. Went on for a couple minutes at least.
Also favorite ZepHendrix quote: "Everybody knows I run the worst"