Sorry about that, clark hacked into my account

not much... mao mak mak and ladies :O goodnightna!

got my hopes up earlier seeing all the hands per hour averages higher than usual but then i noticed they were mostly turbo table so i dunno.

omg omg omg

over the next few weeks i am going to newport>brighton>london>leeds>preston>burnley>newp ort>bangkok

burnley and preston being the highlights obviously

not much grindage for fletcher19!

Leeds FTW!!

the software is faster now.. i like

This is VERY ANNOYING!! If u get your cursor on the bet-slider when trying to type a bet you get a random number and almost the same thing if you move the cursor outside the table.

yeah i thought so to.

get a bet pot script from the software section

This thread is so entertaining thanks to all the UK boys am tempted to move back to I poker. Keep all the good work clarky,goatian and co.

do the regs ever stop booing like little girls on ipoker, only played an hour today, but, well, no they dont..................

KatesDad46: you really haven't changed
clarkatroid: neither have u
KatesDad46: hopefully i'll catch you when you play hsnl
clarkatroid: how do u think i get to hsnl?
KatesDad46: game selecting msnl
clarkatroid: yeah i saw u sat here
Dealer: clarkatroid folds
KatesDad46: well you should stick to 2/4
KatesDad46: face it clark, you are a tagfish
clarkatroid: stop crying its pathetic
KatesDad46: can we play hu?
clarkatroid: um no , ill take your money here thanks
Dealer: kischa1 raises to $12
KatesDad46: or does your 15/12 strategy not work there?
clarkatroid: u must be on a low roll my friend
clarkatroid: to cry like a baby over 1 pot
KatesDad46: already busto
clarkatroid: ya thought so , busto nearly

and the hand that induced the tears

$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($141.00)
CO ($128.25)
BTN ($655.00)
SB ($594.00)
Hero ($621.90)

Pre-flop: ($9, 5 players) Hero is BB J J
2 folds, BTN raises to $18, 1 fold, Hero raises to $72, BTN calls $54

Flop: 5 A 9 ($147, 2 players)
Hero bets $111, BTN raises to $583, Hero calls $438.90

Turn: 2 ($1279.90, 2 players)

River: 4 ($1279.90, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1279.90
BTN shows: 6 7

BTN wins $33.10 ( lost -$621.90 )
Hero wins $1243.80 ( won +$621.90 )

you cant beat a bit of chest thumping hu challenges woot woot

katesdad is terrible hu. why wouldn't you play him?

because i cant play it either, and even if could it makes no sense to drop playing 9 tables of 6 max to pursue a grudge match with another reg that im not even interested in.

its amusing that a lot of regs on this site simply cannot handle losing a buyin on ipoker without bursting into foods of tears and tantrums and getting all nasty.

there must be a lot of them really struggling or playing on low rolls to be getting this stressed out

Too many regulars, need new site soon... its funny that many players build really lag/gambler image here on 2+2 and play like nits in reality @ ipoker ... luckily nobody knows my nick so it´s easy to speak @£@£$@£$£$

KatesDad46: or does your 15/12 strategy not work there?

since when did MR Clark start playing 15/12, maybe he is only playing looser at
2/4

There are quite a few whinging regs, But there are also a quite a few who just get on with it.

If i take a lotta beats over a number of tables, my normally calm manner can be risen enough to type in the occasional "ffs" but not often.

Will sometimes say something, if someone is acting like a particular bell end.(this sentence makes good use of some)

I very rarely say anything, apart from replying to randoms asking if i am Irish.

fwiw, This is how I feel when you donks win,

Cuz I know it's all coming back to me.

Why did u edit out my input 2 that conversation clarkster?

How many more hands per hour more do you think this new software is getting?

I loved the old prima software, more than anything, that was optimal software, so fast and neat.

because im just back from serving a one day ban for saying same thing!!

dont do it m8, i know what your thinking, the mods are watching, dont do it............

a one day ban from 2p2 sounds like heaven. I might actually do something with my ****ing life for a change!

It's just horrible. Cant play it anymore. Also i noticed mousewheel acts somewhat strange. When I scroll it up, the bet amount goes down and vice-versa. Already lose some $$ due to these bugs. Hope they'll fix it soon.

find fozzy in the software dept, bung him a few dollars, and he will sort it out via team viewer

umm, why did this hu4rolz challenge just die...????!!

Its not dead, some private messaging going on, he pm'd me to sort details out, its become a bit more friendlier though for my liking, so all the hostility essential to the HU4rollz has gone.

Ill still play like but its all calm unfortunately.

the goat v the minkey. wow ipokers very own hu4rollz battle.

when where, details pls, can we take bets etc

Just pm'd again, get the details asap

Wether it be 4-8 tables, a sidebet or just profit from the tables.

I was thinking personally 4-8 tables of nl400 for 3-4 hours, he suggested nl200 with a 1k sidebet after x many hands. Im open to whatever.

Clarky you can be the bookie, create some nice markets:

How many buy ins will the goatian win by?

1-5 5/4
6+ 4/6
30+ 40/1