I'M A HULSTLER BABBBBY!

starting a deep tbl and some swiss fish sits



Dealer: Hand #10493702652
Dealer: Engeli888 has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Hand #10493702652 has been canceled
Rask88: letz gambooool
Engeli888: NO WAIT
Engeli888: NOT TOGHETER
Rask88: k illll gambol then
Engeli888: WITH MORE PEOPLE
Rask88: lol im drunk
Rask88: im gonna quitt
Rask88: gl
Engeli888: OK
Engeli888: BYE BYE..YOU GO?
Engeli888: WHY NO MORE PEOPLES HERE?
Rask88: wont come if they dont see ppl playinggg
Rask88: so we should start a game
Engeli888: OK LETS START
Dealer: Hand #10493755654

And how did you do. Was it worth it?

Ricky, he seems pretty colorful. Are you sure he wasn't a Swedish Fish? It's a very common mistake. Or maybe a gummy bear...

We played 5 hands and I won all 5 for $16 profit. But I prefer to think of it as 40ptbb/100.

Ricky, you know I'm a fan. :-). but the way you made it sound in your first post, I thought this was going to be so epic, that my sons would be able to tell their sons about how grandpa knew Fast Ricky, the guy who fast talked and hustled his way into an ungodly number of buy-ins. So basically, you raised him off of 5 hands in a row and then he left right?

Ummm... The way hustles usually work is you have to let him win a few small pots, to sucker him in. And then u say something like, "wow, you're good. Wanna play HU at 10/20? But first, let me adjust my glass eye (the good one) - I cant see the computer screen that well - aces and fours look the same to me."

The only image I'm getting is that one RosaParks put up in one of the other threads of JeanLuc Picard with his face in his hand.

:-)

This one...

Oh. Just being goofy. :-)

Where I come from, beating a guy out of 40 ptbb/100 is a pretty huge score.

am i just running bad to consider folding this or should i be fist pump snap calling?

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 31375
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BB: $430.90
Hero (UTG): $1252.60
UTG+1: $192.00
UTG+2: $430.00
MP1: $180.00
MP2: $650.70
CO: $1812.00
BTN: $477.30
SB: $482.20

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is UTG with Q J
Hero raises to $14, UTG+1 calls $14, 6 folds, BB calls $10

Flop: ($44.00) Q 6 J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $32, UTG+1 folds, BB raises to $416.90 all in, Hero calls $384.90

Turn: ($877.80) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($877.80) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Depends on villain, I guess, but in a vacuum I think this is callable.

lol wat the ***, of course that is a snap call.

easy call, makes it even easier that its friday night

wtf

lolololol;

non ono fold more 2pairs please

yeah folding must be best play

ok it's like i thought i am just running like a stoned fat kid and never think i got the best of it!

Need a favor...can someone ship me $200 on stars for some tilt $s?

Pissed away a buddies stars roll tonight. Thx.

Sparky, depends on villain, but most times, I would say that's a call. But fwiw, the last two of those I called, the guy had the near nuts. Seems like a spazzy way to play the nuts, but whatever.

[x] min 4b the shorties ftw.
[x] might as well flop quads just for fun.
[x] I forgot to slowroll
[ ] shortstackers deserve to live

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (BB) ($402)
UTG ($80)
UTG+1 ($414.20)
MP1 ($142.60)
MP2 ($128.20)
CO ($107.70)
Button ($280.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
5 folds, Hero raises to $8, UTG raises to $18, Hero raises to $28, UTG raises to $80 (All-In), Hero calls $52

Flop: ($160) A, A, 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($160) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($160) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $160 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, A (four of a kind, Aces).
UTG had Q, K (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $157

you gotta slowroll those mutha feckers man, whats wrong with you ?!?!?!

We talked about this a while ago. It is super fun to slowroll them but it just slows the game and hurts your wr itlr

but it increases your happiness EV too much to pass it up

THIS

so villain in hand is foxfox1, the guy insta leaves thes table after the hand didn't wait till blinds came round or anything?? like wtf is that?????

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 34317
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QUARAG (MP2): $774.40
foxfox1 (CO): $601.10
fazool (BTN): $950.00
Hero (SB): $706.20
Bunkbeds (BB): $836.50
IH8SHORTSTAKS (UTG): $818.00
gusmccrae (UTG+1): $484.90
rlatjsdo (UTG+2): $406.00
jcam187 (MP1): $760.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is SB with K K
5 folds, foxfox1 raises to $601.10 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to $706.20 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($1206.20) T T J

Turn: ($1206.20) 4

River: ($1206.20) 5

Final Pot: $1206.20
foxfox1 shows A A (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Tens)
foxfox1 wins $1203.20
(Rake: $3.00)

That guy is horrible

that looks like a man who has to take a sh.it and cant wait

+1

If you can catch him hu, it's like a free $$$ give away.

Its a known fact that we all suck hu and it's a free money giveway any time we open tables