lol wow

yours was for cheap

Most of the fun ones are like where I open aj otb at 1k and 2 fishes flat, flop JJ9 i c bet get called turn 8 i bet get called river queen check check and get shown tt

or maybe I get jj bb v btn kk against pceo***ut which is major cooler v him and then right after I have kk otb and raise he 3b i flat ldo flop is 752cc he bets i click back he shoves i call he has a7cc like first of all, he hits but c'mon if he 3 bets a7s pf shouldn't every once and a while he have something other than monster sick combo draw on that board.

Oh mamba, what did you have on that 3JtJK hand?

Mektin lurks/posts here?

That software is going to be out of commision for weeks, if not months. TBH, I got used to playing with no software and just a hud. The only thing I miss is the time bank...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($410.70)
Button ($62)
SB ($276.50)
BB ($1060.20)
UTG ($70)
UTG+1 ($471)
Hero (MP1) ($419)
MP2 ($341.30)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $12, 3 folds, SB calls $10, BB calls $8

Flop: ($36) 5, 9, 7 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $36, Hero calls $36, SB calls $36

Turn: ($144) A (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $4, Hero folds, SB calls $4

River: ($152) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks

Total pot: $152 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had J, 9 (one pair, nines).
BB had 2, 7 (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: SB won $149

You're just jealous because you're not in there. :-P The MightyFly wants to know, what happend to your old gf that you're looking at a 9.4? Is this what happens to a nosy girlfriend who sneaks into your FT account? :-)

Teach me Mamba. Pleeeease.

So i was at Costco restocking my office, and an image of Val Kilmer says to me "diabetes Dfly, Diabetes" So I added a jar of mixed nuts and a case of V8 to the mix. :-)

Shortcuts is slowly making the software more bearable. I'm not having too much trouble with the time bank while cascading. The most annoying thing at the moment is windows not popping up when I'm browsing this thread while playing

lol shortstackeraments

Full Tilt Poker, $2/4 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
NeEbet (BB): $74
ALFeRICH (UTG): $400
Fox51100 (UTG+1): $210
Fuzzy lil Buddy (MP1): $164.85
J_Sparrow999 (MP2): $366
XdkBoy (MP4): $86
Manco_99 (CO): $809.10
kaon530 (Button): $251.70
erasss87 (SB): $400

Dealt to Manco_99 T T

Pre-flop:
(4 folds), Manco_99 raises to $10, (2 folds), NeEbet raises to $28, Manco_99 raises to $46, NeEbet calls $18

Flop: ($98) Q 5 4 (3 Players)
NeEbet checks, Manco_99 bets $27, NeEbet raises to $28 and is all-in, Manco_99 calls $1

Turn: ($154) K (3 Players)

River: ($154) 6 (3 Players)

Results:
NeEbet Showed 8 9
Manco_99 Showed T T
Manco_99 wins $147


Then like 2 hands later on another table:

Full Tilt Poker, $2/4 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
yvan69 (CO): $52
Manco_99 (Button): $539
NeEbet (SB): $82
macca1980 (BB): $413
Poker769 (UTG): $400
erasss87 (UTG+1): $406
XdkBoy (MP1): $80
macrealtor (MP2): $424.50
Mr_Tiger8 (MP4): $74

Dealt to Manco_99 K A

Pre-flop:
(6 folds), Manco_99 raises to $12, NeEbet raises to $32, (1 folds), Manco_99 raises to $539 and is all-in, NeEbet calls $50 and is all-in

Flop: ($170) 2 J 4 (2 Players)

Turn: ($170) T (2 Players)

River: ($170) 4 (2 Players)

Results:
Manco_99 Showed K A
NeEbet Showed J 6 Manco_99 returns $457
NeEbet wins $165

V8 is terrible for you. Just straight sodium and calories. Drink coffee with artificial sweetener, tea or water. If you gotta have soda go for the coke zero. that stuff is awesome and 0 calories.

Lol. Personally, I like "Bitches don't know about my MightyFly". ;-)

Actually a 11.5 oz can only has 70 calories, but yeah, 29% of the rda of sodium. There's one with lower salt, but I rmember it tasting like crap (not that the regular one tastes good). Just throwing it into the mix. Oddly, I can't drink anything with caffeine in it. I gave up coffee with the wife when she was pregnant with our 2nd, and found that I didn't miss it (I used to have 1-2 cups a day). But now when I have caffeine, I can't sleep for like 24 hours. Hence the caffeine free diet pepsi. I'm actually surprised no one gave me flack for that. :-)

Some of the noob shortstackers are superbad. There was one guy like a month ago who would 3 bet like 1/3 his stack and then fold to a shove. Lol. He was easy money for a while. Haven't seen that move since.

wow that photoshop is sick

you should get back on the coffee. it's actually really good for you. try getting back on the bandwagon with some green tea. Also very good for you, and has less caffeine than coffee.

yeah I mean V8 doesn't have a ton of calories, I was just saying it doesn't really have enough vitamins to make up for the ton of sodium and unneccessary calories. If people are trying to improve their diet most everyone can cut almost 100% of their liquid calories out (w the obvious exception of booze).

Yeah I only drink water aside from when boozing and I like it a bunch. I have been indulging in lots of bolthouse protein chai's and the jugo juice protein's lately though.

v8 would be good if it actually was v8 but its just 90% tomato juice, water, and salt. The other 7 vegetables suck even though they're non existent.

milk is the other exception

He must be the biggest luckbox on full tilt.
Everytime I own him he two-outers me.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 ($256.80)
MP2 ($77.50)
CO ($733.70)
Hero (Button) ($394)
SB ($179.70)
BB ($57.10)
UTG ($82)
UTG+1 ($74)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
4 folds, CO bets $14, Hero calls $14, 2 folds

Flop: ($34) 8, 5, 8 (2 players)
CO bets $18, Hero raises to $47, CO raises to $105, Hero raises to $380 (All-In), CO calls $275

Turn: ($794) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($794) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $794 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and eights).
CO had 10, 10 (full house, tens over eights).
Outcome: CO won $791

Next day he stacks me with a f***ing gutshot.
Just saw him stack some poor guy with KK vs. AA all in pre.

wow you just smooth called pre and then got real aggressive post flop huh, sick ownage you tricky little bstard

true. I dont drink milk except in protein shakes, coffee, and on cereal so I always forget that one. but yeah non-fat milk is really good. low calories, protein, and calcium.

broke 6 figures in winnings on the year pre RB and bonii. Felt like a pretty good accomplishment. Now I'll go read the blogs of some HS players or something to get motivated to grind harder in the final 5 months of the year and see if I can duplicate those results.

Artificial sweetener can't be good. Unless you want cancer. Or some other kind of problem we haven't even heard of yet.

dating a doctor who has been involved in lots of research and says that is all bologna. One study showed a possibility that mice consuming very large amounts of artificial sweeteners may have a hightened risk of developing some forms of cancer. That study has never been duplicated with humans, and there has never been any evidence that the use of artificial sweeteners has increased humans risk of developing cancer. However consuming several hundred calories of sugary drinks a day can clearly contribute to obesity, diabetes, blood pressure, and blood sugar problems. Not to mention that diets high in processed sugars seem to have a correlation with people who often experience fatigue during the day and often have a decreased sex drive.

so given the choice between the two I'm going to keep drinking the fake stuff.

i drink 85% water 5 % milk 5% tea and coffee and 5% redbull coke etc and eat 70% meat and veg with no salt added and then like 20% sushi and 10% mcdonalds and other random junk food

if i'm playing live however this totally changes and becomes like 50% water 50% coffee and 100% **** food

i don't really try and eat healthy i just am quite lucky that i don't like most ****ty food i don't like fries and potato chips etc only thing i eat a lot of that isn't great is chocolate espcially when i get the munchies . . .

Prop bet on which one of us gets cancer first?

Anyway, why does it have to be a choice between the two? Can't you just drink some water or tea? Or maybe some diet beverages sweetened with stuff like xylitol or stevia? For every n00b doctor you're dating who says diet soda is totally safe, I could probably find 100,000 on the internet that say otherwise. I mean, just go do a Google search on the health risks of diet soda and see for yourself.

But, even if you don't believe artificial sweeteners are bad, there are about 10 good reasons not to drink soda at all and, of those, 9 apply to diet soda.