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Hero: 20s white guy sat down a few orbits ago and hasn't hardly played a hand.
300$, BB.

V1: MP Goofball 20s guy on a heater, has run up to 1100$, seems loose passive but bloats pots trying to raise and overbet pre. Seems mostly incompetent. Values his hand based on absolute and not relative value.

V2: LP old white nit lady, 85$. Opens JJ-AA, AKs, limp calls/cold calls SBWs, PPs. Plays aggressive post but bets weird, puts 70$ in with 80$ behind OTF type stuff. Never bluffs.

V3: SB Middle eastern middle aged guy. Won a big hand and has 2000$ or so in front of him. Semi-tight pre, straightforward post.

H gets KT

V1 opens to 8$ (small for the table), V2 calls, V3 calls, H calls.

Flop (30$) A 9 3

V3 x, H bets 25$, V1 calls, V2 raises to 75$ leaving 2$ behind, V3 calls, H looks at V1 who is holding calling chips and calls, V1 calls.

Turn (330$) A

V3 bets 15$, H calls, V1 says "here we go" (definitely has a hand) and shoves for just over 1000$, V2 lady thinks and then quietly puts her 2$ in, V3 shoves (even though he needed to call as H is AI anyway)

Hero?

We have $200 behind. V1 has something, V2 has something but somewhat irrelevant, V3 seems tight/straightforward and wants to get $1K in ASAP at a 1/3 game.

I think this is a fold and it's not close. We're behind and have no chance to improve.

not sure why you didn't rip $300 in on the flop with the nuts and four callers, any of whom are 2/1 at best and 4/1 if they're all taking each-others repeat outs. can't see any of them folding for 200 more.

as played, it's a fold. At a guess - old nit lady has a worse flush. V1 has A9. V2 has 33.

Lol @ V3 betting $15 into $330 and then calling a $1k shove. What a fish.

Soooo.. V1 and V3 shoved $1k stacks and we think our nut flush is good here? No way. Definitely not against both players.

What a stupid shove by V1 though, gross overbet. Thank your stars.

Well played otherwise.

I am snap folding. A speech followed by a $1000 shove and call @ 1/3 on a paired board? Seems pretty obvious at least one of them has a boat.

All in flop, fold turn

Crap. Yea I knew it was a fold right after.

For this price I'm cool with calling preflop.

I would ~PSB the flop as well.

So there is like $230 in the pot and we've only got $260 left? I think I just ship it to the flop action. V3 looks interested, and who knows if V2 comes along, but let's do this before an action / hand killing card comes.

Even though turn card sucks I don't see how we can't shove now with only a 2/3 PSB left. As played, facing this *huge* all-in action (which is literally the biggest bets I've ever seen at a 1/3 NL game since our game actually limits bets to $700, which I think I've only seen encountered twice in ~4000 hours) sucks, but I still don't think we can fold given these opponents.

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