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12-04-2008 , 10:08 PM
oh sorry i didn't know.

I actually have seen your name before, but it wasn't apparent to me that you weren't zeigler.
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12-05-2008 , 02:02 AM
Ha, ya, they have extremely different styles. I played him today, who is he?
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12-05-2008 , 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Victor
it should be apparent to anyone who knows my name im not zeigler. esp considering we have played about 100k hands together.
I just saw zeig playing st1ckman heads up 200/400, while playing 2 other tables of 50/100.. I doubt victor would do that heh.

I have crazy respect for zeig's game too.
Probabily best player ive played with 30/60-

The guy like 4-5 tables 30/60+ with no game selection , and poker analytics had him winning 1.3BB/100 over 100k hands on stars. 30/60 and 50/100 mostly. Kind of gross.

He makes a few bad plays here and there (who doesn't?) but overall , just very good. And can make some pretty big laydowns when there's no way someones bluffing.

Thankfully I win like every pot against him.
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12-05-2008 , 03:12 AM
i used to think he had some leaks. not sure anymore as i havent played with him since he moved to stars. mainly just some simple math errors, like too tight pf hu. not really gonna say anything else.

also, he tilts when he loses lol.

he def doesnt approach the game like 2ers and i think that puts him at a huge advantage as he doesnt have the bias many run of the mill tags have. it simply allows for making more correct plays. you dont have raise overpairs or top pair. you dont have to call down any pair. you can make folds with strong hands when its obv.

pal, i think i play similar to him in a lot of ways.

but i think his main strenght is adjusting really fckn well and snuffing out bs and monsters well and i suck at that.
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12-05-2008 , 03:47 AM
He just seems much laggier than you from my limited sample today...but i think we were shorthanded today...i had very bad game selection this afternoon...gonna have to quit that.
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12-05-2008 , 04:01 AM
the tables i were at were glorious. so good i broke even.
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12-05-2008 , 06:13 AM
Well, i practiced good table selection in the evening and got back the 2k I lost in the afternoon...sadly I could have been 2k ahead if I had been smart from the start.
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12-06-2008 , 10:17 PM
page 2 bump
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12-06-2008 , 10:19 PM
lame
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12-07-2008 , 12:13 AM
Next
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12-07-2008 , 01:48 AM
lets see some tits
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12-07-2008 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by thorleif
lets see some tits
I'm an ass man myself.

Thor did you ever figure out the pokerace issue?
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12-07-2008 , 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I'm an ass man myself.

Thor did you ever figure out the pokerace issue?

i guess ilp is next up for the gas chamber
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12-07-2008 , 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
i guess ilp is next up for the gas chamber
Seriously dude, stop causing trouble.
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12-07-2008 , 03:51 AM
getting booted from your seat when ur internet dies is the gayest thing ever. why doesnt it just sit u out?
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12-07-2008 , 04:49 AM
it's one of AP's great mysteries.

it gets better though...

you'll find that occasionally the client wont let you open them certain tables without restarting the entire program, even though other people are able to join / play on them.


another one that i liked was when the software dealt me into a hand, dealt me cards, but the flop was literally a blank. i ended up check/calling all streets with AQ. i lost to... im not sure what i lost to. but i did. this was only once though, so i cant complain too much after what is probably a million+ hands on AP lifetime.


my favorite, though, is how the foreign currency cheques always amount to slightly less than the posted exchange rate would imply.
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12-07-2008 , 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Victor
getting booted from your seat when ur internet dies is the gayest thing ever. why doesnt it just sit u out?

This is my biggest problem with AP...and that's saying a lot considering it's AP. God I wish they would change it.


Abba...I've had that problem before with being unable to open a table. Do you double-click the table or hit the "join table" button? I've noticed that when double-clicking doesn't work then clicking the join button will. It's odd, try it.
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12-07-2008 , 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I'm an ass man myself.
Are you kidding me?! How does one attain this skill? Are there ass shaking training sites? If not, would anyone want to delve into the business? It would have to be very lucrative. I know I would pay a substantial amount of money for my gal to learn that.

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Thor did you ever figure out the pokerace issue?
Checked the PA situation earlier today and they said they were still working on it. Said the more people who reported logs the better. At this point I decided it was too much work and tried to fix the issue I've been having with the combo that is HEM & my chitty hard drive. GREAT SUCCESS!

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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba
it's one of AP's great mysteries.

it gets better though...

you'll find that occasionally the client wont let you open them certain tables without restarting the entire program, even though other people are able to join / play on them.


another one that i liked was when the software dealt me into a hand, dealt me cards, but the flop was literally a blank. i ended up check/calling all streets with AQ. i lost to... im not sure what i lost to. but i did. this was only once though, so i cant complain too much after what is probably a million+ hands on AP lifetime.


my favorite, though, is how the foreign currency cheques always amount to slightly less than the posted exchange rate would imply.
Would totally be utilizing the "request HH by email feature" for that one.

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Originally Posted by Palomino
This is my biggest problem with AP...and that's saying a lot considering it's AP. God I wish they would change it.


Abba...I've had that problem before with being unable to open a table. Do you double-click the table or hit the "join table" button? I've noticed that when double-clicking doesn't work then clicking the join button will. It's odd, try it.
lol sooo sweet. I don't think I can count with my fingers how many times this has happened and I'm like "would be sweet if they had a button to open tables besides doubleclicking." Then I think to myself "HTF do they not have that button?!" and search again while simultaneously timing out on 2 tables. I should order you a cookie basket.
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12-07-2008 , 06:52 AM
eating 100 dollar bills is right!
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12-07-2008 , 07:06 AM
so, my brother is the pretty one in the family. he was dating the same girl for 10 years. less than one month ago, she broke up with him. he hasn't been on a date with a different girl since high school. he has no game, even though he's pretty.

i sent all these to ilp, cause he likes to laugh. he told me to post here, and really, it's too good not to post.

I'm not sure how many of you have ever used a dating website, but there are a few implied rules.

1. don't seem needy
2. don't be an ass
3. if you send an email, and get no response, the girl looked at your profile/pic/message and figured out she's never going to have sex with you, so don't email again if she doesn't respond.


my brother obviously sucks at this


anyway. these are all to the same girl, over a 10ish day period.

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1.
on november 23rd


I was reading your profile and I am intrested in knowing more about you. Im not a big fan of typing, I worried about my spelling. My profile is pretty bare but I will supply you with any information you would like to know, if any. Give me a message if you want to talk.

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2.
on november 24

Not intrested, Y/N


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3.
on november 25th

Hey hows it going


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4.
on november 29th


I was just wondering if u might want to talk to me. I would love to get to know. I think that you pretty cute and have a good outlook to life. If you want to talk let me now

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5.
on december 1st

The probally get tones of messages. But if you want to be swept off your feet You will give me a chance to talk to you. I have a feeling that we might hit it off. Would love to know more about you. Thanks Again

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also, this is not the only girl he's emailed multiple times without response.

yes, i'm an awful person, but, this is too good not to share.
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12-07-2008 , 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I'm an ass man myself.

Thor did you ever figure out the pokerace issue?
Let's not starting this and keep it PG, okay? thx.
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12-07-2008 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
The probally get tones of messages.
I'm still wondering if your brother is writing these messages drunk or sober. If the latter, God help him.
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12-07-2008 , 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thorleif
Are you kidding me?! How does one attain this skill? Are there ass shaking training sites? If not, would anyone want to delve into the business? It would have to be very lucrative. I know I would pay a substantial amount of money for my gal to learn that.
Nothing's more sexier to me than a girl who knows she's sexy who's not afraid to show it off.

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Originally Posted by thorleif
Checked the PA situation earlier today and they said they were still working on it. Said the more people who reported logs the better. At this point I decided it was too much work and tried to fix the issue I've been having with the combo that is HEM & my chitty hard drive. GREAT SUCCESS!
Yeah I should probably bite the bullet and get HEM.
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12-07-2008 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
Im not a big fan of typing, I worried about my spelling.
he should have followed his own advice
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12-07-2008 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba
it's one of AP's great mysteries.

it gets better though...

you'll find that occasionally the client wont let you open them certain tables without restarting the entire program, even though other people are able to join / play on them.


another one that i liked was when the software dealt me into a hand, dealt me cards, but the flop was literally a blank. i ended up check/calling all streets with AQ. i lost to... im not sure what i lost to. but i did. this was only once though, so i cant complain too much after what is probably a million+ hands on AP lifetime.


my favorite, though, is how the foreign currency cheques always amount to slightly less than the posted exchange rate would imply.
I"ve experience all of these little treats except the cheques. Instadebit is easy & took the place of Neteller for me.
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