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Ok, I will no longer be having an account with 2plus2 if GemiNivek is not banned... This is COMPLETELY inappropriate and sickening..... This is not a sex chatroom, its a poker thread! This is horrible. Please ban!!!!

Last edited by StellarWind; 11-25-2008 at 07:00 PM.

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11-19-2008 , 03:15 PM

#1902

noles321

adept

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

And to think I was wanting to kick you out of the family. Please sir forgive me I have seen the error of my ways. And if anyone ever bans GemiNivek I am sure world wide riots would occur. Or at least a AP riot would occur.

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11-19-2008 , 06:29 PM

#1903

GemiNiveK

banned

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 703

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Originally Posted by Palomino

I love you Gemini...don't ever change please...

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Originally Posted by noles321

And to think I was wanting to kick you out of the family. Please sir forgive me I have seen the error of my ways. And if anyone ever bans GemiNivek I am sure world wide riots would occur.

Wow. Thank you very much. I'm gettin' all misty over here... You guys are too much.

Noles, may the heaviness in your heart move quickly to your bankroll. All is forgiven.

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11-19-2008 , 07:41 PM

#1904

21SuicideKing21

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

With all due respect (which is, of course, none whatsoever), I feel I should point out that your thoughts on poker and hand history postings are far more disgusting and offensive than anything I've ever contributed to this thread.

LOL at the threat of removing your account from 2p2. Have you ever actually done business with 2p2? You know, spent some money on their books? I've purchased at least six 2p2 publications and recommended same to countless others.

I'm sure they'll miss you. Really.

You joined this thread and immediately stirred up crap and made enemies. We'll miss you, too.

dam, heresmynuts just got owned.

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11-19-2008 , 08:43 PM

#1905

Palomino

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Never mess with Geminivek...much better to be his friend.

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11-19-2008 , 08:45 PM

#1906

milesdyson

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GETS is awesome. i'm sure he won't be around for very long.

Games are 100% awful right now btw.

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11-19-2008 , 08:48 PM

#1907

catnapper

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 295

Don't hold back Gem, I'd be very disappointed.

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11-19-2008 , 08:58 PM

#1908

GemiNiveK

banned

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 703

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Originally Posted by 21SuicideKing21

dam, heresmynuts just got owned.

heresmynuts is owned:

[X] - At the tables
[X] - In the forums
[X] - On the streets
[X] - Like a drunken supermodel at a frat party
[X] - ____(insert imaginative insult here)____

NOTE: I've always wanted to post one of these lame-ass multiple choice checklists. I shouldn't have put it off. I finally feel like I belong here now.

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11-19-2008 , 10:09 PM

#1909

GemiNiveK

banned

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Originally Posted by milesdyson

Games are 100% awful right now btw.

Games at FTP rock out. I just can't win a fuggin showdown. Been 41/46 SD stats for like 15K hands now.

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11-19-2008 , 11:33 PM

#1910

V4P

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

Games at FTP rock out. I just can't win a fuggin showdown. Been 41/46 SD stats for like 15K hands now.

Play better?

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11-20-2008 , 12:08 AM

#1911

milesdyson

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

Games at FTP rock out. I just can't win a fuggin showdown. Been 41/46 SD stats for like 15K hands now.

my showdown is 42/57 this month - only 8k hands But i'll take it.

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11-20-2008 , 12:32 AM

#1912

GemiNiveK

banned

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Originally Posted by V4P

Play better?

Yeah, might have to do that. Meh...

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11-20-2008 , 10:52 PM

#1913

GemiNiveK

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Saved from page 2. WTF...

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11-21-2008 , 12:14 AM

#1914

ILOVEPOKER929

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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK

Saved from page 2. WTF...

To break the lull, here's a cool video:

Did You Know?

Also for those of you who have a morbid sense of humor (like me) check these videos out:

I always thought spousal abuse was pretty cool. This video made me see the error of my ways.

Another awesome spousal abuse commercial.

5 unintentionally funny PSA videos.

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11-21-2008 , 02:49 AM

#1915

SNOWBALL

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

this is a much better spousal abuse commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvBKl...eature=related

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11-21-2008 , 02:59 AM

#1916

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

I always thought spousal abuse was pretty cool. This video made me see the error of my ways.

I'm convinced. Beating up a waitress is much funnier than hitting your wife

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11-21-2008 , 03:03 AM

#1917

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

5 unintentionally funny PSA videos.

Holy christ. Were those supposed to air on TV somewhere? Those are really ****ed up. The first one made me laugh "I'm going to hell" kind of way but the rest are amazing

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11-21-2008 , 03:12 AM

#1918

ILOVEPOKER929

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Originally Posted by SNOWBALL

this is a much better spousal abuse commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvBKl...eature=related

I liked that one and even almost included it in my post, but it didn't crack me up like the other two so it missed the cut.

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11-21-2008 , 03:17 AM

#1919

ILOVEPOKER929

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Holy christ. Were those supposed to air on TV somewhere? Those are really ****ed up. The first one made me laugh "I'm going to hell" kind of way but the rest are amazing

The first one was my favorite too.

The 2nd one also made me laugh. The last 3 weren't funny to me but still very entertaining.

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11-21-2008 , 03:18 AM

#1920

ILOVEPOKER929

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

I'm convinced. Beating up a waitress is much funnier than hitting your wife

I love the look on the kid's faces. So classic.

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11-21-2008 , 03:19 AM

#1921

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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yeah, they put them in order of awesome. First and second are funny as hell and the last three are basically "WTF?!" Its like they ran out of ways to terrify kids and needed something new. How the hell can anyone, anywhere think putting those on tv would be a good idea?

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11-21-2008 , 03:43 AM

#1922

DrVanNostrin

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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Holy christ. Were those supposed to air on TV somewhere? Those are really ****ed up. The first one made me laugh "I'm going to hell" kind of way but the rest are amazing

These were aired in CA last year. If you think they're funny on the internet, you would have loved them on TV.

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11-21-2008 , 03:45 AM

#1923

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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I'd have pissed myself the first time I saw the girl scald herself, or that guy bounce off the hood of the truck

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11-21-2008 , 07:42 AM

#1924

21SuicideKing21

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This is my new favorite hand.

Party Poker $2.00/$4.00 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with 6

1 fold, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 fold

Flop: (5 SB) Q

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

River: (5.5 BB) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls

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11-21-2008 , 11:06 AM

#1925

thorleif

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'Kick a ginger' prank gets police seeing red

JOSH WINGROVE

With reports from CTV and The Canadian Press

November 21, 2008

What started as a few Facebook groups instead became a nationwide police effort yesterday, as officers responded to a national "Kick a Ginger Day" that targeted red haired children.

In Prince George, B.C., a "ginger" - a redhead - was kicked 18 times before being allowed to go home, RCMP said.

And in Comox Valley, B.C., 1,000 kilometres southwest, RCMP were investigating the young man who administered the biggest "Kick a Ginger Day" Facebook group, which drew some 4,800 members. Messages on the group throughout the day included both pledges to follow through on the day - which advocates exactly what its name suggests - as well as rebuttals from redheads concerned for their own safety.

The whole ordeal appears to be inspired by a recent episode of the popular animated TV show South Park. In the episode, the potty-mouthed character Cartman delivers a class presentation on "ginger kids." The episode refers to redheaded people as "nasty" and "born with a disease."

/kicks GemiNiveK

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