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10-08-2008 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
here is my one big encounter with the nohandreadingspewtard

anyway, i raise utg, 6max, with xx, he 3bets in sb, bb fish folds, i call, Heads up


flop is 963r
he bets, i raise, he 3bets, i call

turn

4

he bets, i raise

he has JJ, he 3bets ty

i obv cap, and he c/c a blank riv
I've seen him cold capping 86s and 3 betting a wide variety of trash.
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10-08-2008 , 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
meh. That's 1 raise too many. And that's vs. you. Against an unknown it's even closer to correct. Plus JJ is a much stronger hand for him than it would be for a tighter player. So he is correct to give more action postflop than a tighter player would.

Good to see he plays mostly hu.
it's just my example vs him. i've seen HH ppl send to me where he is ******ed.

also, vs. normal tags, 3betting that turn is suicide. It's a -1BB play everytime
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10-08-2008 , 01:49 AM
flop was 642 and turn was 7. i bet/calldown JJ on flop.
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10-08-2008 , 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
meh. That's 1 raise too many. And that's vs. you. Against an unknown it's even closer to correct. Plus JJ is a much stronger hand for him than it would be for a tighter player. So he is correct to give more action postflop than a tighter player would.

Good to see he plays mostly hu.

No, it's excessive action against anyone but extreme spewtards and people who get sexually aroused when they "free showdown raise", but forget that they're supposed to fold when 3-bet.

Did you see the AQs vs A5s hand I posted earlier? his flop 3-bet + turn bet is so bad against my range it makes me want to vomit.

Players like this make money because they get people trying to outplay them , and in turn get people to outplay themselves. They also play most loose range scenarios very well in general.

We have a few winning spewtards on stars that come to mind, Doughnutz, Reshef and Full-Grown in order of skill.

They get in the pot with the fish a lot, they value bet extremly well, and are aware of fundamental poker concepts.
They overplay their hand in marginal/complicated situations, but the mistakes are rarely large and often induce you to mistakes if you arent careful.

The exploitable counter adjustment to their style is to overplay your strong hands, thinking about the top of your range as opposed to what they are representing... There will always be weird played and overplayed hands in their range.

I notice most of them are able to smell out "weak" lines and will often take agressive actions, trying to pounce on them. I love mixing weird b3b, c/r or double check/raise lines against players like this, because these are the guys that fall for it the hardest.

IMO it's fun butting heads against players like this and am up significantly on most players who fit this profile on stars.

Last edited by Heisenb3rg; 10-08-2008 at 02:08 AM. Reason: Nina correcting me
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10-08-2008 , 02:02 AM
nice post heisen.

I think you're wrong about them playing tight range situations well though. In my experience, these are the spots where they are the weakest. i.e. hip's hand.
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10-08-2008 , 02:08 AM
you are right, I meant loose range.
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10-08-2008 , 02:39 AM
reztes757 reads this thread BTW
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10-08-2008 , 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
reztes757 reads this thread BTW
Now even more people can hate me
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10-08-2008 , 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by NinaWilliams
Now even more people can hate me
I'm in love with you...always have been.
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10-08-2008 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
reztes757 reads this thread BTW
reztes, if you are reading this, i hope your avatar on AP is you, because if so

really, i don't need to finish this thought
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10-08-2008 , 03:19 AM
heis,

I agree with your point. And have very little experience with said opponent. I was just pointing out that since rez plays so much different than most tags preflop he needs to play differently postflop. The correct play for him will often differ from the correct play for joe tag.

Yeah, that hand he played vs. you was pretty terrible.

edit: You know how you play against someone who thinks you're a maniac? rez is going to have way more opponents that think he's a maniac. So he's going to put in more action. You might know what's up and compensate. But there's no way his average opponent knows what's going on.

Last edited by DrVanNostrin; 10-08-2008 at 03:26 AM.
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10-08-2008 , 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
reztes, if you are reading this, i hope your avatar on AP is you, because if so

really, i don't need to finish this thought
Do you really think he's the one?
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10-08-2008 , 12:26 PM
Not a single game 5/10 or above running right now. AP quit trying and gagets and work on getting customers back. If you need help this group of people is where to look. IMO Done with stupid rant.
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10-08-2008 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by noles321
Not a single game 5/10 or above running right now. AP quit trying and gagets and work on getting customers back. If you need help this group of people is where to look. IMO Done with stupid rant.
There really is a very simple answer to this for all of us:

Everyone pack it up and move to Full Tilt Poker.

Seriously. See you there...
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10-08-2008 , 04:57 PM
OMFG I HATE DAMMEPOKER.
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10-08-2008 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by NinaWilliams
OMFG I HATE DAMMEPOKER.
Guy is on a sick heater. I think he's better than his stats imply, but still a loser in most games.
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10-08-2008 , 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
There really is a very simple answer to this for all of us:

Everyone pack it up and move to Full Tilt Poker.

Seriously. See you there...
How many full tilt regs threads are there on page 1?
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10-08-2008 , 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
Guy is on a sick heater. I think he's better than his stats imply, but still a loser in most games.
i think he suffers from some kind of brain damage.
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10-08-2008 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by NinaWilliams
i think he suffers from some kind of brain damage.
+1
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10-08-2008 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
How many full tilt regs threads are there on page 1?
And how does this impact my poker-related revenues?

As if this thread really has d1ck to do with where we play... This thread really isn't about AP/UB at all. We attract sick fuggers from all sites here.

We should have our own site... (hint hint)
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10-08-2008 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by NinaWilliams
OMFG I HATE DAMMEPOKER.
Block his avatar FTW.
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10-08-2008 , 05:56 PM
Not sure what reztes AP avatar is but his pokah picture is here.

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10-08-2008 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Garak.
Not sure what reztes AP avatar is but his pokah picture is here.

On AP he uses Russian Prime Minister (ex-President) Putin.
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10-08-2008 , 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
Do you really think he's the one?

I know who Putin is lol
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10-08-2008 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by milesdyson
i'm 6'-1" 230lbs, but on track to lose some LBs. started running a mile every other day or so and doing some basic exercises. Mainly i booze too much and eat too much fast food.

BEING AN ABSOLUTE POKER REG has not helped with Health, though being born beautiful balances out the extra pounds a bit.
imo do some kind of sport/martial art or else exercising can get too boring.

I like jiu jitsu and judo personally. Biking seems like it could be cool too. I agree about running all the time sucking.

FYI if you want to lose weight you should pump some damn iron and not just do cardio.
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