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10-13-2009 , 01:05 PM

#4576

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

Quote:

Originally Posted by thorleif

Darius ftw

Last edited by DrVanNostrin; 10-13-2009 at 01:06 PM. Reason: "tha" let's you know he's really black

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10-13-2009 , 04:36 PM

#4577

TonyDanza

adept

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 828

Who is the guy sitting with 150k in a 10-20 game right now?

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10-13-2009 , 04:46 PM

#4578

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

noles imo

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10-13-2009 , 08:19 PM

#4579

catnapper

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 295

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

The black girl is awesome in bed, gives mindblowing head and has a very nice, functional pussy, and I still won't give up my Asian g/f for her. I think that should answer your question. The black girl is too high maintenance.

Now if the black girl was a ladyboy and I was single, would I go out with her? Yes. She's the hottest girl I have ever had. Possessing a penis can't take that away.

Would you have TH41 as your ladyboy? LOL.

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10-13-2009 , 08:36 PM

#4580

noles321

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 973

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

noles imo

Was not me. It was nina waving his dick. I had just reloaded before he sat and typed one to many zeros trying to hurry up and get money back on the table so had 15k at the table instead of 1500. And nina comes in waving his e-**** around and puts 150k on the 10/20 table.

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10-13-2009 , 08:49 PM

#4581

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

Looks like there's a new big buy-in king in town.

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10-13-2009 , 09:42 PM

#4582

TheHip41

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 27,049

anyone take a screen shot and send it to IRS?

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10-13-2009 , 10:01 PM

#4583

Victor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 73,120

horrendous is much better than pushm. i would be shocked if they were the same player actually.

i didnt play much with fmydebt but when i did he played fine despite being a bit overagg pf. of course, its not hard to play ok when he hit top pair or better every time.

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10-13-2009 , 10:39 PM

#4584

minuteman233

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 619

Nina....if you keep 150k in AP you are even dumber than I ever thought.

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10-13-2009 , 10:52 PM

#4585

ILOVEPOKER929

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 30,316

Quote:

Originally Posted by catnapper

Would you have TH41 as your ladyboy? LOL.

No comment, but if you must know this is me and Derek's song. I will not confirm nor deny any conclusions you draw from that.

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10-14-2009 , 12:16 AM

#4586

NinaWilliams

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,533

Quote:

Originally Posted by minuteman233

Nina....if you keep 150k in AP you are even dumber than I ever thought.

if you have an easy way to get it off, let me know. Also the 9% interest was tasty while it lasted.

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10-14-2009 , 12:23 AM

#4587

minuteman233

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 619

Bank wire?

Last time I sent one it was 12.5 max a day but u can request whatever u want and u get 12.5 a day until withdraw is carried out.

Forgot about 9 percent tho...still not sure the risk is worth it but makes it much closer.

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10-14-2009 , 04:20 AM

#4588

Palomino

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,742

Quote:

Originally Posted by minuteman233

12.5k? I got 40k once and it all came at once. bank wire ftw

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10-14-2009 , 06:59 AM

#4589

TheHip41

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 27,049

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

No comment, but if you must know this is me and Derek's song. I will not confirm nor deny any conclusions you draw from that.

at least you know why he broke up with you

no penis imo

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10-14-2009 , 11:06 AM

#4590

noles321

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 973

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinaWilliams

if you have an easy way to get it off, let me know. Also the 9% interest was tasty while it lasted.

Hard to beat 9% but it seems a bit risky in todays world. And after getting hacked last year my new policy is to try and keep 25k or less in a single account. And now that I think about it I regret my post. Mods probably should remove these posts.

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10-14-2009 , 02:01 PM

#4591

minuteman233

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 619

Quote:

Originally Posted by Palomino

12.5k? I got 40k once and it all came at once. bank wire ftw

Shrug....this was like maybe 2 years ago.

I havent been baller enough to cashout 40k at once since neteller.

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10-14-2009 , 02:30 PM

#4592

thorleif

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,427

y'all know they have since dropped it to 5%, right?

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10-14-2009 , 02:39 PM

#4593

noles321

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 973

What you mean they reduced the benefits. Holy crap!!! I can't believe they would do that. OK sarcastic rant over.

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10-14-2009 , 03:08 PM

#4594

DrVanNostrin

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

Quote:

Originally Posted by thorleif

y'all know they have since dropped it to 5%, right?

Standard. What defines AP is that they advertise it like it's a good thing.

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10-14-2009 , 03:14 PM

#4595

Palomino

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,742

The cutting benefits doesn't bother me like it used to. Their costs are going up so much because of all the UIGEA crap.

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10-14-2009 , 03:38 PM

#4596

noles321

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 973

I expect it now days but I would rather not get the BS how its a great new program. I still laugh how they tried to convince us how great the last program was for us. Just change it and let it be but don't insult the players in the process. They are trying to convince math people how great things are and that makes me just ROTLMAO. I can see the managers having meetings in a back room talking about how they will convice these uneducated poker players how the changes are better for the players.

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10-14-2009 , 03:56 PM

#4597

Palomino

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,742

They are just going on the assumption that we go on "people are stupid". I just find it funny...they are not trying to insult you, they are trying to make themselves look better....they are just dumb for not realizing that we can see through it.

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10-15-2009 , 04:13 AM

#4598

minuteman233

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 619

Paging ILP....Trip report after plz

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the...sheila-zareno/

Besides thinking that its laughable to call this art I'm not sure what to think.

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10-15-2009 , 04:30 AM

#4599

walsh313

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 634

Wow new software to download for cereus. They now have a casino that includes roulette, various forms of table "poker" games, and craps. I thought the fact that the 3 major sites(FTP, Cereus, and Stars) did not have these kinds of games is what kept the US off their back in comparison to some of the shut down sites that had these offerings along with sports betting. I really have no idea what it means for Cereus, but I just can't imagine it will be anything good. Anybody with more knowledge of this situation?

Last edited by walsh313; 10-15-2009 at 04:44 AM. Reason: Just saw there are more tabs for 3d slots, slot machines, video poker, and jackpot (appears to be some other form of slot).