***Official Cereus Regs Thread*** - Page 177 - Small Stakes Poker Forum

No, thanx. My suggestion: Go and meet him irl. You'll understand why.

Bonus: You'll also understand why his ex had to be drunk to have sex with him.

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09-20-2009 , 06:54 PM

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milesdyson

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Originally Posted by thorleif

miles your avatar looks like you made it down to bid on price is right

i think you're the second person to say that.

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09-20-2009 , 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHip41

this statement is like saying I would give Palomino 10,000,000,000 dollars to have sex with me.

hint: I don't have 10Billion dollars

Ok I'll answer more directly. Would I trade Martina for Ladyboy? All I can say is, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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09-20-2009 , 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by milesdyson

Here's a pic of me smiling with my young moustache.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLc_Vug7mS0

For full effect it is strongly recommended that you stare at this pic while you listen to this timeless classic.

First song that popped in my head when I looked at this picture.

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09-20-2009 , 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

First song that popped in my head when I looked at this picture.

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09-20-2009 , 10:48 PM

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TheHip41

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Originally Posted by minuteman233

You two really need to just bang and get it over with.

no thanks, i'm a titty guy

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09-21-2009 , 07:04 AM

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catnapper

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He wonders why people don't like him. Try improving your personality.

BTW, you do have man-boobs. You should try to play with those; with your left-hand.

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09-21-2009 , 07:07 AM

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catnapper

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Ok I'll answer more directly. Would I trade Martina for Ladyboy? All I can say is, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Man, you gotta control your boy over there. Crude is an understatement.

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09-21-2009 , 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by catnapper

Man, you gotta control your boy over there. Crude is an understatement.

this is what i love about you.

i tell the world i like girls that have nice boobs.

wes tells the world he would trade his soul for a boy that has nice boobs

yet i'm the crude one

you never did answer. have you ever seen a picture of what Ninawilliams, or were you just lying/making things up to fit in?

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09-21-2009 , 03:55 PM

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ILOVEPOKER929

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Man, you gotta control your boy over there. Crude is an understatement.

I couldn't even control you, an Asian woman from a third world country. A situation so ripe for metaowning even Thomas Jefferson would be jealous. Yet you want me to try to control Derek?

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09-21-2009 , 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

I couldn't even control you, an Asian woman from a third world country. A situation so ripe for metaowning even Thomas Jefferson would be jealous. Yet you want me to try to control Derek?

i would disagree with your statement.

i mean, it has been 16 months, at yet, she's still here

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09-21-2009 , 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by catnapper

Man, you gotta control your boy over there. Crude is an understatement.

one more thing, only two people in the world know this is a threat to do actual physical harm to myself or my possessions

martina, just put "or else" next time so everyone knows

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09-21-2009 , 05:11 PM

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this thread should be in bbv4l

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09-21-2009 , 05:43 PM

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DrVanNostrin

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u should be in bbv4l

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09-21-2009 , 05:54 PM

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iknow.jpg

Last edited by skillgambler; 09-21-2009 at 05:55 PM. Reason: no u

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09-22-2009 , 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by skillgambler

this thread should be in bbv4l

ldo

Also, about once a month or so the love triangle has a little fight in the forum, the rest of us just watch...it's kinda like a soap opera.

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09-22-2009 , 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Palomino

ldo

Also, about once a month or so the love triangle has a little fight in the forum, the rest of us just watch...it's kinda like a soap opera.

the funny thing is, it's not a love triangle.

martina loves wes, that's about it though.

she just cant get over being replaced.

martina, you were right about that poster, his girl has massive ones

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09-22-2009 , 05:41 PM

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does anyone remember that issue a while back where an account balance was ****ed up after someone left a table?

was that issue ever resolved?

i dont write down the start/end balance of every session, so i cant be sure... but it feels short. shorter than before i had a small winning session earlier.

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09-22-2009 , 07:00 PM

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I think it was mntbikr that hand the problem, but not sure. It was resolved but only because he noticed the problem.

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09-22-2009 , 10:27 PM

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I think it was mntbikr that hand the problem, but not sure. It was resolved but only because he noticed the problem.

like he can add

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09-22-2009 , 10:35 PM

#4421

NinaWilliams

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my account balance is lower than it should be too

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09-22-2009 , 10:37 PM

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my account balance is lower than it should be too

probably cause i turn two pair vs. you all day long

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09-22-2009 , 10:46 PM

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DrVanNostrin

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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba

IIRC, this happened b/c bikr left the client open for days and missed a software update. When he left a table the money didn't end up back in his account.

Last edited by DrVanNostrin; 09-22-2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason: perhaps his good friend minuteman223 can clarify

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09-22-2009 , 11:59 PM

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minuteman233

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From what I hear Doc is correct.

Bikr was down to his last 2k or so in his account. 1600 was on one table. He left that table to join others and the 1600 never made it.

Took lots and lots of bitching to even get anyone to acknowledge the issue but eventually it was resolved with missing an update being touted as the cause.

This is what I heard anyway.