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09-15-2009 , 03:47 AM
Heh, that's actually quite the interesting choice. Ugh, I am leaning toward the ladyboy. But the anal part is really putting me off...i guess it's kinda a tossup.

Edit, after looking at the link of the man-woman, definitely thinking ladyboy.

Last edited by Palomino; 09-15-2009 at 03:50 AM. Reason: that's just not right
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09-15-2009 , 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Palomino
Heh, that's actually quite the interesting choice. Ugh, I am leaning toward the ladyboy. But the anal part is really putting me off...i guess it's kinda a tossup..
That part's confusing. Since you're a woman, we'd have to change the hypothetical. You obv can't give anyone anal, and the hypothetical is not about receiving anal, so perhaps you'd have to choose between Ladyboy going down on you or Buck Angel going down on you. Which one would you choose?

I suspect you would choose Ladyboy for basically the same reason I chose him/her. We both like women and Ladyboy is roughly 90% woman where as Buck Angel is around 10% woman.

I think Nina would choose Ladyboy too for the simple reason that Ladyboy has a penis and Buck doesn't. So minuteman's prediction looks good to me.
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09-15-2009 , 05:09 PM
UTG is MAVERICK_1123
MP is SCOTT_86

So awesome seat imo...

Scott is probably RR all sorts of garbage pf here and is slightly ******ed. I have Mav as a 60/11 but does spewy bad stuff occasionally and generally sucks or are my reads off.....

What do you guys think of PF? Too loose vs this guy?

Can i find a fold anywhere vs this guy in a pot this size or this just so boringly standard?

Absolute Poker $15.00/$30.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 282332
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.667 SB) Hero is BTN with A 9
UTG raises, MP 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps!, 2 folds, UTG calls, MP calls

Flop: (13.667 SB) 8 A T (3 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, MP folds, Hero calls

Turn: (8.833 BB) Q (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls

River: (10.833 BB) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls
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09-15-2009 , 06:19 PM
other interesting scenarios.

1. straight woman must choose to eat out buck angel or give the ladyboy a bj.
2. same situation for straight guy.
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09-15-2009 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by deepsquat
UTG is MAVERICK_1123
MP is SCOTT_86

So awesome seat imo...

Scott is probably RR all sorts of garbage pf here and is slightly ******ed. I have Mav as a 60/11 but does spewy bad stuff occasionally and generally sucks or are my reads off.....

What do you guys think of PF? Too loose vs this guy?

Can i find a fold anywhere vs this guy in a pot this size or this just so boringly standard?

Absolute Poker $15.00/$30.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 282332
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.667 SB) Hero is BTN with A 9
UTG raises, MP 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps!, 2 folds, UTG calls, MP calls

Flop: (13.667 SB) 8 A T (3 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, MP folds, Hero calls

Turn: (8.833 BB) Q (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls

River: (10.833 BB) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls
Fold preflop. Postflop standard.
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09-15-2009 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by milesdyson
other interesting scenarios.

1. straight woman must choose to eat out buck angel or give the ladyboy a bj.
2. same situation for straight guy.
I hate both choices SO bad. Now the twisted terrorists become necessary. In this case, I would go with Buck angel. I wonder what Palo would do. I'm pretty sure Nina would choose ladyboy in this scenario.
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09-15-2009 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Fold preflop. Postflop standard.
cool, what is the worst Ax hand you play here and do you cap it?

ATs for example?
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09-15-2009 , 08:57 PM
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cool, what is the worst Ax hand you play here and do you cap it?

ATs for example?
AQo and AJs. I'm interested in what others have to say here. I'm open to criticism if these minimums are too tight.
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09-15-2009 , 10:31 PM
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I hate both choices SO bad. Now the twisted terrorists become necessary. In this case, I would go with Buck angel. I wonder what Palo would do. I'm pretty sure Nina would choose ladyboy in this scenario.
It's ladyboy for sure. The male looking thing isn't even attractive in the least and the testosterone enhanced vagina is revolting.
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09-15-2009 , 10:35 PM
Idk...I think buck angel for the 2nd scenario...don't really have to see any of the rest of him/her while you are down there.
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09-15-2009 , 10:38 PM
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Idk...I think buck angel for the 2nd scenario...don't really have to see any of the rest of him/her while you are down there.
That's what I was thinking. Still a Sophie's Choice situation though.
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09-15-2009 , 10:39 PM
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cool, what is the worst Ax hand you play here and do you cap it?

ATs for example?
I forgot to say if I would cap it or not. I would cap.
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09-15-2009 , 11:27 PM
Eh...I dont think its quite that tough a decision
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09-15-2009 , 11:37 PM
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Eh...I dont think its quite that tough a decision
Are you actually saying you've never wondered what it would be like to..............you know.................go down..............on.................a............ ......guy?

Never tried to see how far the banana could go down your throat?

Maybe it's just me.
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09-15-2009 , 11:43 PM
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Are you actually saying you've never wondered what it would be like to..............you know.................go down..............on.................a............ ......guy?

Never tried to see how far the banana could go down your throat?

Maybe it's just me.

ZOMG GAYYyyYYYYYY!!!!!111!!!!!
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09-15-2009 , 11:55 PM
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ZOMG GAYYyyYYYYYY!!!!!111!!!!!
It gets worse. I've actually had a penis in my mouth before.

No lie.

It was my own.
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09-15-2009 , 11:58 PM
Oh...u mean tough cause u want the dick. I get it now.

Tried to get my own in there...not that flexible.

If ive wondered (cant recall doing it) it wasnt for very long.
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09-16-2009 , 12:05 AM
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Oh...u mean tough cause u want the dick. I get it now.
Well not exactly. I'm just saying that if I were ever going to consider doing the deed, it would be with ladyboy. So it came down to experimenting with ladyboy, someone I already find very attractive, or eating the vag of someone I'm not attracted to at all. If I wanted dick, it wouldn't be a tough decision.

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Tried to get my own in there...not that flexible.
I was 18. Fresh out of military school, in the best shape of my life. I could only get the mushroom part in. That was it. It did not feel good at all, but I didn't really expect it to. I mostly just wanted to see if I could do it.
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09-16-2009 , 12:33 AM
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I hate both choices SO bad. Now the twisted terrorists become necessary. In this case, I would go with Buck angel. I wonder what Palo would do. I'm pretty sure Nina would choose ladyboy in this scenario.
ladyboy and not even close
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09-16-2009 , 12:54 AM
depends if ejaculating is necessary. There's basically no way I could cum with B Angel even in the same room as me, so just by default I'd have to try my luck elsewhere.

If it's just full insertion we're talking about, I'd rather pull a hit and run on the testosteronized vag than send my little soldier spelunking in the fecal abyss of despair.

Also, I would cry the whole time. Hopefully thats not a DQ in this game.
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09-16-2009 , 01:01 AM
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ladyboy and not even close
Me too. (Please don't tell anyone)
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09-16-2009 , 01:10 AM
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depends if ejaculating is necessary. There's basically no way I could cum with B Angel even in the same room as me, so just by default I'd have to try my luck elsewhere.
I think ejaculation is definitely necessary.

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If it's just full insertion we're talking about, I'd rather pull a hit and run on the testosteronized vag than send my little soldier spelunking in the fecal abyss of despair.
Couldn't disagree more. This isn't that hard. Just have Ladyboy lay flat on his stomach so all you see is that nice girly body and ass. Then just insert your manhood into one of science's greatest triumphs and have your way with him. Cup the titties as you go for added pleasure.
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09-16-2009 , 02:05 AM
Link doesnt work right with firefox fyi...gotta paste it into a new browser to see it.
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09-16-2009 , 02:08 AM
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Link doesnt work right with firefox fyi...gotta paste it into a new browser to see it.
Does this work?
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09-16-2009 , 02:40 AM
Yes....may wanna add nsfw tag
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