You're horrible

I just ate an entire box of Girl Scouts cookies. Ugh.

That's what everyone at the table says!

Would I get infracted if I posted one of the "COOL STORY, BRO" pics in response to this?

That's so sick.

Let me know if you still need this; I think I have an electronic copy of it and could dropbox it or show it the next time we're both in the poker room.
I'm afraid my hard copy is in storage on the east coast so that won't work.

Probably. Doug and BBB moderate this forum with iron fists.

Like this guy, amirite?

Regulators! Mount up!

Samoas?

I thought they only came in single serving size.

To Callipygian:

Fold preflop.

OK, I guess I can justify a call on the button with this trash if your hand-reading skills are so good that it is as if your opponents are actually telling you their hole cards, allowing you to play perfect...ah...um...er...

Just fold preflop.

Played poker for the first time in a month yesterday.

Brag: got an 8/16 seat right away
Beat: lost 2.5 racks right away. Insta-quit the game after the following hand:

Limper limps, I open AQo, horrible woman coldcalls, old horrible man coldcalls, toothless asian man who is raising every other hand blind 3bets blind from the SB, limper calls, I cap, everyone calls.

Flop AQ8r. SB leads, limper raises, I 3bet, old man calls 3 cold, both of the other players call.
Turn 9r. SB and limper check, I bet, old man calls, other 2 call.
River 9r. SB and limper check, I bet, old man calls, other 2 fold. I table my hand, he shakes his head, says nice hand, and then turns over J9o.

I pick up without saying a word.

Brag: subequently got a seat in a shorthanded 8/16 O8 game after rage-quitting the 8/16 holdem
Beat: somehow stayed until 1:30 AM playing short-handed O8
Brag: but left up 5 racks in the game.

So still a victorious return, but it might be a while before I play poker again.

I'm here!

Apparantly Diamond Lil's forgot to pay Shufflemaster rent or something. There are wooden boards covering the holes where the machines used to be on every table.

for years my lady ate like that. now she's gotten seriously into lifting weights and working out and eating healthy and in 3 months she literally has 6 pack abs. it's stupefying.

I did once see her eat two tubes of thin mints (one box) straight from the freezer. I ate 4 caramel delights today and feel bad about it.

Thin Mints. I have to say, I felt like complete **** the rest of the day, I can't remember feeling so crappy in my life.

I think there's two servings in each box. Each serving is a thousand calories though.

I ate like that in college, but I'm too old to eat like that now.

Not to worry though, I have another box of Tagalogs(sp?) for tomorrow.

I doubt it was as much the stereotype as it was the fact that I posted UTG.

"We only need 4 for the jackpot rite guyz?"

Can't raise his disguised monster. You might have AA/QQ/88! Can only put in the raise when you're sure.

Really, it was the slowroll that did me in. I find it insanely tilting and I definitely may have blown up a few times at folks over it.

LOL WTF. Any word on when they'll be back? I was thinking about heading down there tonight.

Howdy

I tend to brush it off, because slowrollers are often terrible anyway and just give it back.

One good example was a 20 hand where I open some MP w/ A9s, get cold called by some awful player, and a BB defend from a certified maniac that's been spewing all over the place (and free falling in stack size since people adjusted to his spewing antics).

Flop TT6 or something, x/b/bad raises/maniac tank calls/I call

Turn A and maniac just bets right out. I call, baddie folds.

River is a 9, now vil checks, I bet, villain says something like "value betting again, a******? I raise" and slams $80 into the pot. I call because IMR what kind of stupid line is this?

He rolls the A. Waits a sec. Then rolls the T.

I didn't bother get tilted, because I had already won a ginormous pot earlier, and got him to put 3 BB into the big streets drawing completely dead in the hand. Ended up hit 'n running the game to go to my twin sister's NYE party up 2 racks in 2 hours (after McSlowRoll busted when he was in for 6 racks).

Fold river IMO. Speech + check raise + confrontational with actions = monster. It takes a special kind of player to do this as a spite bluff.