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09-07-2017 , 12:48 PM
When does that start, AF?
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09-07-2017 , 01:49 PM
After the divorce, in my case.
09-07-2017 , 02:18 PM
Please see case study titled "Howard Beale vs. Holy Matrimony." That's a good place to start iyam.
09-07-2017 , 02:43 PM
More like 'Holy What In The Damn Hell Did I Do?', iyam.
09-07-2017 , 03:03 PM
Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?
09-07-2017 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob148
Time will tell I suppose. I'm sure to let you know if you piss me off in the future though. Deal?
Seems fine to me.
09-07-2017 , 07:00 PM
"Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Oh, Lord, Kumbaya. . . ."

Repeat, with "Someone's [ calling, raising, folding, winning, losing, tilting]"
09-07-2017 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?
She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes. After a while she started asking 'Isn't there a poker game you can go to?

heh.
09-07-2017 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes.
You play for shoes?
09-07-2017 , 09:26 PM
No single-deck for her.
09-07-2017 , 09:55 PM
At least I wasn't playing cheeseburger steaks.
09-08-2017 , 12:05 AM
It's like strip poker for foot fetishists.
09-08-2017 , 12:10 AM
It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.
09-08-2017 , 12:17 AM
She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?
09-08-2017 , 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.
That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.
09-08-2017 , 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig4bill
She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?
Her 'horse' handed over at least something even when he lost, he's no fool.

Quote:
Originally Posted by callipygian
That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.
That was the least of my problems. I would've said 'our' problems except that she is a demon from HELL and there is was no 'our' there. She was great at some things but none of them (well, a few) involved standing up.
09-08-2017 , 02:52 PM
At least Howard knows when to release a ****ty hand.
09-08-2017 , 03:20 PM
I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.
09-08-2017 , 09:37 PM
Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?
09-09-2017 , 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Clumsy Surgeon
Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?
If you go to CAZ, there is a big tall friendly Canadian from the Yukon territory that's an ace accountant iirc.
09-09-2017 , 02:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by callipygian
I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.
A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.
09-09-2017 , 10:37 AM
From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.
09-09-2017 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain R
A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.
He's an educated fool with a honey on his mind, got a 10" in his hand and a gleam in his eye.
09-09-2017 , 12:39 PM
Two out of three ain't bad.
09-09-2017 , 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlanBostick
From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.
Bush is so last century.
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