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09-07-2017 , 12:48 PM

#1251

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 16,136

When does that start, AF?

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09-07-2017 , 01:49 PM

#1252

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

After the divorce, in my case.

09-07-2017 , 02:18 PM

#1253

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Please see case study titled "Howard Beale vs. Holy Matrimony." That's a good place to start iyam.

09-07-2017 , 02:43 PM

#1254

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

More like 'Holy What In The Damn Hell Did I Do?', iyam.

09-07-2017 , 03:03 PM

#1255

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?

09-07-2017 , 03:31 PM

#1256

Aaron W.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 30,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob148

Time will tell I suppose. I'm sure to let you know if you piss me off in the future though. Deal?

Seems fine to me.

09-07-2017 , 07:00 PM

#1257

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,040

"Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Oh, Lord, Kumbaya. . . ."

Repeat, with "Someone's [ calling, raising, folding, winning, losing, tilting]"

09-07-2017 , 07:06 PM

#1258

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?

She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes. After a while she started asking 'Isn't there a poker game you can go to?

heh.

09-07-2017 , 09:18 PM

#1259

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes.

You play for shoes?

09-07-2017 , 09:26 PM

#1260

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,040

No single-deck for her.

09-07-2017 , 09:55 PM

#1261

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

At least I wasn't playing cheeseburger steaks.

09-08-2017 , 12:05 AM

#1262

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

It's like strip poker for foot fetishists.

09-08-2017 , 12:10 AM

#1263

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.

09-08-2017 , 12:17 AM

#1264

pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 37,535

She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?

09-08-2017 , 01:07 AM

#1265

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.

That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.

09-08-2017 , 05:46 AM

#1266

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?

Her 'horse' handed over at least something even when he lost, he's no fool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.

That was the least of my problems. I would've said 'our' problems except that she is a demon from HELL and there is was no 'our' there. She was great at some things but none of them (well, a few) involved standing up.

09-08-2017 , 02:52 PM

#1267

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

At least Howard knows when to release a ****ty hand.

09-08-2017 , 03:20 PM

#1268

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.

09-08-2017 , 09:37 PM

#1269

Clumsy Surgeon

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 54

Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?

09-09-2017 , 02:54 AM

#1270

MacauBound

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,786

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clumsy Surgeon

Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?

If you go to CAZ, there is a big tall friendly Canadian from the Yukon territory that's an ace accountant iirc.

09-09-2017 , 02:58 AM

#1271

Captain R

Wot

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,575

Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.

A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.

09-09-2017 , 10:37 AM

#1272

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,040

From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.

09-09-2017 , 10:43 AM

#1273

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.

He's an educated fool with a honey on his mind, got a 10" in his hand and a gleam in his eye.

09-09-2017 , 12:39 PM

#1274

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Two out of three ain't bad.

09-09-2017 , 07:34 PM

#1275

pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 37,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanBostick

From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.

Bush is so last century.

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