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09-28-2023 , 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by brianr
I mean how do you not start CrossFit the day you send in the audition video or whatever. Can’t climb a ****ing 3 foot ladder?
Do they not do a basic fitness test along with the medical?? By basic, I mean can you pick yourself up off the ground ?? FFS how does this happen...??

I mean physical challenges in hot weather are a huge part of the game. If he went to the log and puzzle challenge he'd have wound up babbling and blubbering at the base of the log pile.
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09-28-2023 , 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Punker
What gets me is why someone like this would even apply to be on the show. He knows he's got this toxic reflux condition (lol), he's got to know he's terminally unathletic, his whole personal identity is that he's a super nice guy who makes people feel good in a game that's in large part about dishonesty and betrayal.

What attracts him to even apply to play this game? Or watch the show?
I think a lot of "content creators" are extremely out of touch with reality with regards to overestimating their own physical abilities. I assumed he was gonna be awful at any physical challenges as soon as I saw his occupation listed as "content producer," although not even being able to climb the ladder onto the boat has to be a new low.
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09-28-2023 , 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by tarheels2222
I miss Carolyn and Yam Yam. Can we have them back?
You get Sifu and youre gona like it
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09-28-2023 , 01:16 PM
Emily rules but she’s not lasting long. Theyre giving us as much Emily as we can stomach before she’s ousted early.

She said the quiet part out loud.
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09-28-2023 , 03:20 PM
FINALLY a villain in the new era and I am absolutely here for it.

I hope Emily pulls a Sugar or Angelina and makes it to the final 3
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09-28-2023 , 03:53 PM
giving Corinne Kaplan
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09-28-2023 , 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by JStunna
I think a lot of "content creators" are extremely out of touch with reality with regards to overestimating their own physical abilities. I assumed he was gonna be awful at any physical challenges as soon as I saw his occupation listed as "content producer," although not even being able to climb the ladder onto the boat has to be a new low.
I thought more about it and I think a lot of people think the game is about hitting funny sound bites in confessionals and tribals or strolling around the jungle and finding a cool advantage, and that's about 1% of the game.

As much as it gets downplayed, there is really a survival element to it where you might not eat for a few days, you're sleeping on bamboo or sand, you're going to the bathroom in a hole in the jungle, there's bugs and dirt everywhere, and that's a pretty big shock to the system for a lot of people. Some embrace it and some crumble.
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09-28-2023 , 05:15 PM
Not saying anything that hasn't already been said a million times, but Lulu is one of the biggest messes of a tribe I've ever seen, and Emily is the absolute nut low
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09-28-2023 , 05:37 PM
I'm a little shocked that so many people itt hate Emily. She seems like she's going to be grade A entertainment. Would've thought others would share my excitement that we get to watch her implode.
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09-28-2023 , 05:47 PM
She's not making it through her next tribal. Playing way too hard, way too early. She also has no awareness about how others see her.
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09-28-2023 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
She's not making it through her next tribal. Playing way too hard, way too early. She also has no awareness about how others see her.
You seem to forgetting shes still sitting on a tribe with Brandon.

Call me crazy but I have her as a dark horse winner pick at the moment after what Hannah apparently said about her in the exit press,

Kellee or Katurah still being the obvious choices after episode 1 though
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09-28-2023 , 06:15 PM
Emily is so abrasive that they will happily keep Brandon over her. I didn't notice her adding that much in the challenges anyway.
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09-28-2023 , 07:00 PM
Extremely grating is how I’d describe Emily. I love a good villain. But she’s not it.
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09-28-2023 , 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tarheels2222
Extremely grating is how I’d describe Emily. I love a good villain. But she’s not it.
was just typing up essentially the same thing

a good villain is great tv

she’s bad tv
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09-28-2023 , 09:08 PM
emily isn't even the worst player on her tribe... and it's not even close
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09-28-2023 , 09:10 PM
the bar is pretty low... she's able to get up from a lying position. that makes her not the worst... also she didn't quit during the first tribal... that makes her not even in the bottom 2

good job casting dept
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09-28-2023 , 10:18 PM
Yes it's funny how they are getting so many superfans who seem to only worry about their strategic and social game and forget about the physical side these days. If you've watched every season and many more than once you should have a good idea of what to do gameplay wise and thus should focus your pregame prep on getting as fit as possible and learning all the skills like fire and coconuts etc. Besides you have like 5 days to plan your strategy in the pregame anyway once you see everyone.
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09-28-2023 , 11:29 PM
Need a returnee tribe in a future season with Emily, Khaos Kass, and Abi Maria
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09-29-2023 , 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by tarheels2222
Extremely grating is how I’d describe Emily. I love a good villain. But she’s not it.
Correct. A good villain should have ulterior motives that work towards the nefarious goal of victory and you kind of want them to succeed.

Emily isn't doing this to further her goals; she's doing things and acting this way because she just sees the worst most pessimistic outcome of everything. She's a complainer.
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09-29-2023 , 07:25 AM
If emily were a man with a six pack, you people would suck him dry
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09-29-2023 , 08:05 AM
Just based off this thread reaction alone, I really hope Emily survives a bit while also continuing to be an idiot
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09-29-2023 , 08:20 AM
Calling out Bruce at the mat was so strong. Bruce, who probably has been treated with kid gloves by everyone around him for like five months, was in shock from the attack.
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09-29-2023 , 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by King~of~Diamonds
If emily were a man with a six pack, you people would suck him dry
If she did a confessional where she said something along the lines of:

"I am a calm person, and I think other people really struggle with adversity, conflict, paranoia. I'm going to do my best to create an atmosphere like that to try to keep everyone off balance, while I keep my head and make logical moves", I'd be all for it.

Instead she gives confessionals saying things like:

"I'm generally a super negative and pessimistic person who sees the worst at all times."
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09-29-2023 , 08:43 AM
Or she gives 300 confessionals and they pick the ones that make her look how they want her to look
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09-29-2023 , 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Punker
If she did a confessional where she said something along the lines of:

"I am a calm person, and I think other people really struggle with adversity, conflict, paranoia. I'm going to do my best to create an atmosphere like that to try to keep everyone off balance, while I keep my head and make logical moves", I'd be all for it.

Instead she gives confessionals saying things like:

"I'm generally a super negative and pessimistic person who sees the worst at all times."

The former sounds terribly boring. Just another dry analytical game bot trying something out they think is strategically +ev and sophistically articulating their strategy in a confessional.

It's a reality tv entertainment show. Give me an over the top cartoon villain like Emily, Kass, Coach or Abi Maria any day of the week.
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