SS:
I've never seen someone do that (brenda): Brenda machine gunning the words crazy and nuts. For instance, she's never seen that kind of nutness. Never in her whole life. She thinks Brandon will justify it as being the hero of the show. (
He dumped out everyone's rice. How is that in any way heroic? Now Brenda and Erik, who were nothing but nice to Brandon do not get to eat.) She says she doesn't know how anyone can justify that, and I agree. Only in a warped/broken mind does it make any sense. "Yeah, I've watched Survivor meltdowns before. But this goes beyond the game. This was something deep...something...medical, I think." "Should we hide the machete? He's a little weasel. A strong one. He could like...wrestle somebody. He doesn't care. He obviously doesn't care." (Legit honey badger.)
They're younger, but I'm better (Drama Queen): "Standing in there holding that rope. Realizing that I could do this ALL DAY LONG. Sitting there like the rock of Gibraltar. And then, to make sure I didn't flinch. I didn't show any level of give-uped-ness...I reached back to my ancestors. Kunta Kinte. Cause everybody knows about Kunta Kinte. That was Alex Haley's, Roots. (THIS is what self-scripted pandering to the camera looks like, people.) ...when you go back to the mother land from a deep, deep, spiritual knowing...{mimes holding the rope again}...You can sit all day. Athletes do it all the time, doctors do it when they've got a critical patient on the table and it looks like all's gonna be lost...they just hang in there. They get through it. That's my motto for the season. 'They're younger, but I'm better.' I got the heart of a lion. yada yada I'm a force to be reckoned with this season."
he's a quitter (corrine): She mad. "All this time I thought Russell Hantz was the biggest asshat in Survivor history, and it turns out Brandon's got that title now. Congratulations, Brandon. ...20 year old punk...watched many seasons of Surivivor, but don't recall anyone being that horrible... Thankfully, Phillip walked away...he wasn't done...there's a machete around camp...you don't know...he clearly didn't have any boundaries. And then, you're like, what now? We were already going to send him home, do we send him home now? We don't want to win the challenge. This is not throwing the challenge, which I've never been a big fan of. This is going in and FORFEITING...not even playing the challenge. If it was up to me, we would not have given him the luxury of getting voted out....going to tribal. He's a quitter. He should never be allowed to play the game again." (IMO, this is the second time he has quit the game. Quit in bizarre fashion the first time too. Seems clearly self-destructive.)
SS Brandon: Floating with Erik in the water, re-telling the Cochran and Andrea 'let's vote out Corrine scene from last week'. "They're turning on their own people." Erik: "That's good news. If they're not messing with us. That's good news." Brandon: "If they are, I'm gonna go ape ****." Brandon confessional: "You can't cage somebody up and kick the cage, then let him out and expect him to be part of the group. I'm not gonna be on the bottom and be kicked on, spit on, and everything else. (obviously not taking the wwjd route this time) B to E: "What would you want me to do if you were voted out?" E intsa...: "I don't want you to do anything. If you have a chance, you gotta stick around." B: "If you get voted out...I'm burning it down." edit "Would you help me." Erik pause: "I would help you I think." Erik voice over: "I like Brandon as a friend, but he's a loose cannon. The guy is an emotional roller coaster." B: "Okay, this is it, man. If we lose, we bring down the house. And we make it a tribal to remember. And I'll stand up at tribal and say
I was the coordinator of that. BOOM!" Brandon confessional: "I'm between a rock and a hard place. If I go to tribal, it will just be embarrassing getting voted out. If I go to tribal burning the shelter and peeing in the rice and the beans...it's gonna be kind of fun, to be honest with you. It'll be more of a bang going out. If I'm going out...what do I have to lose? I could make them be miserable the rest of the time that they are here." (He thinks he comes off more positively by peeing in the food and burning the shelter down instead of getting voted out like a man, and we don't think he's off the rails?)