mission complete

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

fyp

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE AMERICA

ETC. ETC.

NBA Champs

I'm going to go back and read some of the old trash talking posts from Bostom homers now just for the fun of it.

kobe cant win w/ out fisher imo

Well we finally won one since 2002. It was a great journey but now the work has to be done to ensure a strong 2009/2010 season

We lost Ariza but we picked up a great player in Ron Artest which should improve the Lakers over last year as long as we sign Odom.

Its good news to hear that Phil Jackson will be back for one more year. Im sure he will be motivated as ever and he has some work to do by keeping Artest in the flow of things.

goddamn shame the OP isn't by dsch

lol

Seriously, didn't ol' cripple hips want to only coach homegames next season? It's bad enough he brings that goddamn throne of a chair everywhere.

HE wanted to only coach home games but MItch said no.

When he found out Artest was coming i think that got him interested again.

OP > DSCHMEID

wat

wat

LEARN TO SHOOT A FREE THROW YOU DONKEY

same thing I thought when I saw who made it. Lakers are 100% when he makes the season thread

It's time baby. With the arrival of pre-season and training camp, it is time. Time for the inevitable. Time for gold. Time for purple. Time for yellow-gold and some purple combined into one uniform. Time for this uniform to be used for the greater good of lakerkind. It's time to crush. The fact that chim lombasted me for posting this in the main sporting events thread when I forgot to post it in the single season thread is proof that non-laker fans are already fuming, fuming that the season for their respective teams is over.

Every blue-blooded american has been waiting for this moment. The moment when kobe bryant slithers onto the court Mamba-style, waiting to pounce on his first unfortunate victim, bite him, drain his blood, take him back to his place, wrap him up in a cocoon, use a Killer Klowns from Outer Space cocoon straw and suck every drop of blood from him.

Whereas Lebronkey stops at the bite, Kobe goes for the mutilation, the absolute finishing move. He has four rings. Now he wants a fifth.

Who are our players this year?

KOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "gonna win 9 rings" BRYANTTTTTTTTT
ANDREWWWWWWWW "30/20" BYNUMMMMMM
RON "WEPROUW#@)#$UWOEIRWER" ARTESTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
PAU "POW POW POW" GASOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LAMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "ODUMB" ODOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

And our bench

1. The HOT SERB sashaaaaaaaaaaa vujamoronnnnnnnn
2. Jew Farmar
3. Shannon Brown
4. Derek Fishidiot
5. Luke Walton
6. Adam Morrison: IM TELLNG YOU, he's going to be so improved this year it's going to be SICK
7. Josh POW POW POWELLLLLL
8. Some french moron who may or may not make the team that people have compared to Ronny Turiaf-- Michael Gelmabe or some garbage, obv a future star
9. Insert player here that I'm forgetting

Well. The season is set. Every NBA fan is bracing for another laker victory. Many questions are on every NBA fans mind:

How will the cavs fans deal with the continued failure of lebronkey to get their city a ring? How will shaq take a 4-1 beating to the lakers in the finals while getting outplayed every play by andrew bynum who inevitably will pull that spin dunk move on him like 50 times per game? How the **** did iverson ruin Memphis before he even started playing? It's over baby, it's over before it even begins and everybody, including Bobbo, knows it, despite his inability to admit the lakers are loltasticlly awesome.

lets just skip to the 10-11 season...

lol, <3 jew farmar.

I wonder if she tastes like candy.

To be honest she's quite awful looking. He can do way better. Lamar disappoints yet again.

I'd still hit it.

She's rich.

Nice lion shirt.

ROSE GARDEN.

I really hope the lakers finish out of the playoffs.

Lakers thread taking in full swing

and hot