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01-03-2015 , 07:56 PM
Just saw this on my facebook wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQV4HISN5LI&sns=fb
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01-03-2015 , 08:02 PM
lol'ed at Reggie Bush

and everything else
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01-03-2015 , 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by starvingwriter82
You'd think he'd pick up ONE somewhere in five years, just by dumb luck.
Especially this year playing AZ and CAR on the road, 2 of the crappier playoff teams in recent history.

I am relying on the Romo choke factor to get us out of the first round this year.
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01-04-2015 , 02:25 AM
literally nobody thinks the Lions will win this.
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01-04-2015 , 02:29 AM
Caldwell better tell Suh to sweep the leg on Romo, or it's going to be a pretty sad day for us Lions fans.
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01-04-2015 , 02:34 AM
or fix stafford
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01-04-2015 , 03:14 AM
good God, why are you guys even going to watch this game?
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01-04-2015 , 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
literally nobody thinks the Lions will win this.
I do. I think the Lions are going to win.
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01-04-2015 , 03:42 AM
Hey shutdown

I will do Dallas -3.5 for up to $1,000 and will escrow, but you need to as well. I bet in MSNL and can have vouches. Lemme know.
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01-04-2015 , 03:58 AM
STRANGERDANGER with a hurt butt 14hrs before kickoff.
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01-04-2015 , 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by AngerPush
Hey shutdown

I will do Dallas -3.5 for up to $1,000 and will escrow, but you need to as well. I bet in MSNL and can have vouches. Lemme know.
its incredible to me that people on this site legitimately offer these bets on this site when you can easily get 3-4 more points on bovada or pinny.

Do people think this site is a dick-waving contest and not a site devoted to analytics and +EV decision making?
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01-04-2015 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by shaft88
its incredible to me that people on this site legitimately offer these bets on this site when you can easily get 3-4 more points on bovada or pinny.

Do people think this site is a dick-waving contest and not a site devoted to analytics and +EV decision making?
The point is he's not *really* confident the Lions are going to win, and offering it is the quickest way to point that out, rather than doing the whole "they are so!" "nuh uh!" "uh huh!" "My dad can beat up your dad!" back and forth.

And also, it's poker son. If there weren't a massive amount of people for whom it really was an opportunity to wave dicks around, no one would make any money.
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01-04-2015 , 09:25 AM
It doesn't show he's not confident the lions will win. It shows he's not a moron for betting a horrible line
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01-04-2015 , 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by starvingwriter82
The point is he's not *really* confident the Lions are going to win, and offering it is the quickest way to point that out, rather than doing the whole "they are so!" "nuh uh!" "uh huh!" "My dad can beat up your dad!" back and forth.

And also, it's poker son. If there weren't a massive amount of people for whom it really was an opportunity to wave dicks around, no one would make any money.
This is ****ing stupid, the better bet is available and he has finite resources.
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01-04-2015 , 10:29 AM
maybe the offense will show up today?

Really want Lombardi gone but doubt it will happen. Caldwell has such an AIDS effect on offenses everywhere he goes (time with GOAT does not count)
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01-04-2015 , 10:32 AM
hey, guys

I just realized something

Spoiler:
THE LIONS ARE PLAYING A ****ING PLAYOFF GAME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-04-2015 , 10:38 AM
weird group here.

Banking on the fact the last two games vs Dallas have been insane. Gonna enjoy the 3 hour ride.
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01-04-2015 , 10:38 AM
They really can't hold back in this game. It's high variance time.
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01-04-2015 , 10:42 AM
I'd like to debunk the urban myth that Stafford is primarily responsible for all the road losses against teams with winning records. Final 2011 Regulation Season Game Packers vs. Lions

Stafford 520 yards, 5 TD passes, 8.8 yes per attempt, 103.5 QB rating 87.5 ESPN QB rating. There is nothing wrong with these numbers. Matt Flynn of all players set many Packer passing records in that game as Aaron Rodgers sat out. Lions defense was obviously that main reason for the loss as it had little to do with how Staffoed played. Lions defense is playing much better now. Megatron and Stafford are healthy plus they have Tate and a better running game. Dallas has improved on 'D' over last year with Marinelli as DC but their 'D' was probably the worst in the league last year. Lions actually match up with Dallas pretty well in this game.
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01-04-2015 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
They really can't hold back in this game. It's high variance time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz0VFa_4JwM
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01-04-2015 , 10:44 AM
I'm on 3 hours of sleep. Ran terrible in my session last night (bricked out 11 straight $50 DONs when I'm cashing @ 62% over 5K games) but the games were the softest I've ever seen, so couldn't stop playing.

Not tired though. I don't think my body will allow me to get in a nap before the game, way too ****ing amped.
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01-04-2015 , 10:45 AM
No chance Caldwell goes high variance. He's a big fan of "superbowl winners don't have turnovers" and is going to play it conservatively, just like he has all year long.

He's sitting on an 11-5 record, no way in hell he's sitting in the locker room thinking, "time to abandon the plan that got us here, and also the philosophy I've had my entire career!"

The only way we're going to see tons of long bombs/close your eyes and pray signature Stafford play is if they're down by 20 in the middle of the 4th.

Only way this game comes up in the Lions favor is going to be the same way they've been getting wins all year: Let the monster defense keep the other team from putting up big numbers, and hope a play-it-safe offense can squeak by.
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01-04-2015 , 10:48 AM
If my life was on the line I really think I'd bet Detroit. I do believe in the choke gene being real, and I think Romo possesses it.

Not that Stafford is good at football or projects to be that much better in a game like this.
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01-04-2015 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by adios
I'd like to debunk the urban myth that Stafford is primarily responsible for all the road losses against teams with winning records. Final 2011 Regulation Season Game Packers vs. Lions

Stafford 520 yards, 5 TD passes, 8.8 yes per attempt, 103.5 QB rating 87.5 ESPN QB rating. There is nothing wrong with these numbers. Matt Flynn of all players set many Packer passing records in that game as Aaron Rodgers sat out. Lions defense was obviously that main reason for the loss as it had little to do with how Staffoed played. Lions defense is playing much better now. Megatron and Stafford are healthy plus they have Tate and a better running game. Dallas has improved on 'D' over last year with Marinelli as DC but their 'D' was probably the worst in the league last year. Lions actually match up with Dallas pretty well in this game.
One thing's for sure, Stafford and Romo are both playing with something to prove.
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01-04-2015 , 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by starvingwriter82
One thing's for sure, Stafford and Romo are both playing with something to prove.
Dallas 4-4 at home, 8-0 on the road and they are playing in Big D. Dez Bryant and Demarco Murray are real challenges for the Lions D. Tony Romo is having an excellent season. Dallas has an excellent OL. Lions offense will have to step up in this game for the Lions to win but it is capable of doing that.
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