Seriously Fantasy Football, GFY.

My team is 13-1 and has averaged 115 pts/game. 2nd best in my league was 100/game.

Then this turd in the first round of the playoffs. It's amazing that I still have like a 1% chance to win. Tonight will be the first and last time I'm going to be a mega-Pats fan. Realistically, I forsee being mega-butthurt by halftime. I'm going to be playing next week to win back my buyin, not $400. GFY FF.

i cant remember a week where so many top players just dropped complete eggs

Rice 4.1
Martin 3.5
Charles 2.8
Matthews 3.0
Demaryius 1.3
Cruz 1.5
Wayne 1.4
Denario ZERO
Roddy 1.6
ELIte 2.4
Freeman 2.0
Stafford 3.8
RG3 via injury ZERO

25.9 points from that group. Unreal.

[QUOTE=kp1022;36238071]I'm up ~15 w/ Welker vs his Brady. Should be a sweat.

The other semifinal matchup ended with the craziest circumstances...one guy had Dallas kicker and was down <2pts going into OT. If Carr was able to take that INT in for a TD instead of the 1 foot line, he ends up losing. Instead he gets 2pts for the ensuing 20yd FG and wins by 0.18pts.

Gotta be the sickest ending I've personally witnessed.

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$100 2p2 PPR

Brag: Ryan, AP, Murray, Calvin, Bengals D
Variance up 138-47. Opponent has Gore, CJ?K left. First week of two week championship match

$300 2QB PPR

Brag: RODGAHS! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK
Brag: ADRIAN GOAT-ERSON
Beat: WTF DX?
Beat: WTF THOMAS?
Beat: WTF BARTH?
Variance: Up 107-99 with Brady vs CJ?K and Kerley. It's 6 pt passing TDs fwiw. Figure I'm like a 3-1 dog. ESPN has CJ/Kerley combining for 42 which I think is lol.

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Even got bounced in the semis from my friendly league filled with tards. I lost to somebody who drafted Peyton 5th overall and dropped him after week 2. Thanks to Wilson (David) and DX.

$400 buy-in PPR 10 team league

Beat: Started Martin, Demaryius, Wayne. Benched SJax, Amendola, & DMC
Brag: Brees, Julio, Spiller, Broncos D, playing for CHAMPIONSHIP next week with a chance to repeat
Variance: would have a sweat tonight (vs Brady) if opponent had started Pitta over Myers

Switched out Cousins for Fitzpatrick at the last second. -17

Kerley + CJ should be <<<<< 42. I'm hoping for 25 combined.

It's officially butthurt time. This is unfathomable that I get all this garbage at once. 2.8 points from 3 guys who scored 47.2 last week. Losing RG3 and picking up a QB who can't even throw a TD. Losing to a team whose highest scorer is their kicker.

I would have been way less butthurt about throwing up 150 and still losing. I was one bad roster decision away from being undefeated in the regular season and I lose to a 7-7 team who probably won't break 70. WTF FF? WTF did I do to you? I retire from FF.*

Was up 2.4 points going into the game vs Ridley and Jets D. Ridley now has .3 points giving me at least some sort of a chance. Hopefully he's benched now with that fumble.

oh i almost forgot

f**k you josh freeman. f**k you so hard.

this pretty much shows how dumb it is to have kickers in fantasy football since they are basically deciding who wins so many games this week, there about 25% of the total here...

i guess its argument for ppr leagues and higher scoring settings

More slots for players combined with higher scoring is probably better than no kicker or defenses.

Brag-Aaron ****ing Hernandez

Please please please please dodge 9 points from Welker/brady for the rest of this game. Just need a couple first downs here SF.

Brag - Brady starting to make me feel a little comfortable about my lead. Now up 32 in ppr vs CJ/Kerley tomorrow. One for TD would be niiiiice.

Beat - WHAT THE **** YOU ****ING **** BRADY? YOU WERE 2 FEET FROM THE ENDZONE! I THINK THAT WOULD BE A BAD TIME TO SLIDE YOU DOUCHE NOZZLE

take your D out!!!

Stat corrections?!

beat: up against Foster & ADP
beat: DENARIO & kicker scoring 0
brag: PITTA
variance: held on to win with Hernandez & Welker making a late run (came up only a few points short)

whew! now on to the finals...

Martin and Charles combining for a massive 9 points and Legatron/Detroit failing equally mean that I need 14 from Greene tomorrow, primarily due to an opposition Crabtree

Beat #1:
Lost by 1 point in the first round of the playoffs when Akers kicked a field goal just after New England went 3 and out deep in their own territory around the 2 minute warning. I played Danario Alexander over Jonathan Dwyer in the flex (this is PPR). Just get ONE GODDAMN CATCH.

Beat #2:
Up by 25 points or so in the semifinal with my opponent having Chris Johnson and Titans defense. I'm expecting to lose on some manner of bull. I switched defense from Oakland to Cleveland at the last minute when I heard RG3 was out. Oakland had ~22 points and Cleveland had ~0 points, so I would have it locked up already if I would have just stayed with the Raiders and not caught the snippet about RG3 being out.

My opponent has one of the best teams in the league and I have one of the worst. He had Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas...I am going to be extremely pissed if I somehow fail to win when those guys sucked so bad.

Thought I was going to championship game in my pro league but Hernandez put him up by a point. That means 4 playoff appearances and 4 1st round losses if Jets D gets more than 2 points tonight.

Hopefully I don't jinx myself, but it looks like I'll win 5/6 semis with teams that lost RG3. I faded the likes of Palmer, Schaub and even oh yes Brandon Weeden. The one team that lost of those couldn't survive Martin, Charles, Cruz and Tynes though still broke 100 pts, for the moral victory... and that team also already banked the $50 buy-in back for season points leader.

Holy SNMFNF!

How my 0-3 team boom-busts its way to a Super Bowl in a 12-team league where four make the playoffs:



Beat: Playing for 3rd next week in two leagues for sure
Variance: Need 9 from the Titans DST to go to the Super Bowl in another.
Brag: Definitely in two Super Bowls of seven leagues
Brag: Everything from here on out is a freeroll with points pots and 2nd-place guarantees.
Variance: DX. He was a total freeroll anyway and a big reason I snuck into a couple of playoffs, so I'll take the goose egg, sit him next week against Cromartie in four of five leagues, and be happy with the weeks he's given me.