I view us as a community, so I think we should have our own useless **** thread. Anything goes in this thread. Off topic, on topic, or anything you want to post. No rules. Have something random you want to post? Post it here. Want to post something but don't think it deserves its own thread? Post it here.

I'll start this off with something totally useless.

I watched the UFC tonight and decided to go to the bar that is two blocks from my house. I was alone. An unattractive woman started to chat me up right before I was set to go home. I ended up having to be an *******. I must say that I am very glad that I am male. I've had to reject 4 women in my life. I've been rejected dozens of times. I would much rather be rejected than have to reject another person. It's good to be a man. I honestly feel like **** tonight because of this.

And here's a video that I find funny. Those of you who have followed my evolution in this forum will get why I think it is especially apropos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=j_BzWUuZN5w

Post your useless ****!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/13...thread-388250/

I wouldn't mind, but it's still on the front page.

I have a house anole running around in my apartment.

That one has too much Splenda in it. I saw at least one post.

Also, what's an anole?

Edit: oh, a type of lizard...the more you know.

And this ladies and gentlemen is why you shouldn't drink and post.

Does anyone else sometimes glance at the advertisement at the top of the page...and for a split second not realize it's in Spanish? "What the **** is escoge dos?"

I've never gotten (or at least noticed) a spanish ad. I thought 2p2 was just on adsense but maybe not.

I'm just asking if she was unattractive, buzzed, and 45+. That counts, and matters. Details matter.

I go to the local bars here once in a while with a friend and get smashed, and the 45+, twice-divorced variety are always the most aggressive. Speaking to you right up in your face with a great, hot blow of malt and barley. You are afraid they are going to tip into you and plant one. You actually find yourself holding your beer up as a kind of guard with your left hand as an affirmation of the wedding ring on your finger.

I don't know how I didn't know that thread existed.

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