first of all, you have to assume an infinitely or arbitrarily old and large universe. this universe may be 13 billion years old, give or take, but it may only be a smaller part of an even larger universe, according to the multiverse theory, so so far we're ok.
according to quantam mechanics, the location and behavior and existence of a particle is a matter of probability. the odds that the water in a glass will spontaneously leap up out of the glass is not zero, but rather incredibly miniscule. it could happen by spontaneous rearrangement of atoms every 20 billion years or something crazy like that.
i think you see where i'm going with this. the idea of the existence of an entity with the ability to bring together enough matter together to create a big bang/universe may seem absurd, but assuming a universe that's infinitely/arbitrarily old and large, the probability of any arrangement of particles approaches 1(you can see this in math. if you have an infinite random series of numbers, any number you can think of will have a probility approaching 1 of existing in the series). so therefore gods, dragons, unicorns, great green arklesiezures, flying spaghetti monsters, and a random uncreated big bang, all have not only the possibility of existence, but probably have and/or will.

i have solved all of mankind's major theological questions. you're welcome.

the odds of me personally becoming the new Almighty God are non zero. given an infinite random series of events, the odds of this happening approach 1...

...and the first thing ill do when im God is resurrect OP and smite him.

not if i smite you first

are you flirting with me? cause im not gay or anything

your goatee indicates otherwise.

thats kurt cobain

really? weird picture.

+1

this thread has turned out even better than i had hoped.

its not a picture. its a piece of art.

Since atheists love this so much:




Welcome to RGT brothertupelo

thanks. i'm pretty much an atheist, myself.

we'd enjoy it more if you used it in a spot that made sense, but this is an excellent first try.

you keep at it.

You have failed twice. I think a facepalm is deserved here in response to your two failed facepams but I don't have the know-how to pull that off correctly. Long story sort.. YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

Know Your Commandments.

well, since we're doing this...

Sorry but you made me do it. Ty comeagain.

^ you have to find the edited one you noob

sigh, freewill

Ok, now that Zeno has dumped the other thread over here we don't need two open, and since this one is mostly comprised of facepalm discussion I will close this one.