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your 100% sure that the Catholic God exists? So what your saying is that it is not possible for the Catholic God to not exist. Yet you blatantly disobey him and risk eternal damnation. Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Your concept of 100% is clearly faulty. I admit that it's possible he exists, just like it's possible the spaghetti monster exists. A .000000001% possibility that the catholic God doesn't exist, is still a possibility, yet you refuse to admit that possibility.

gl w/ your future endeavors, but your quite possibly the most brainwashed person I've ever met. You can't admit a .000000000001% chance the Catholic God doesn't exist?

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01-27-2009 , 07:58 PM

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Very well done!

Not really. Quoting verses means nothing. I doubt that he could even begin to explain what any of those mean in context.

This whole thread is a joke. No one here even cares what they mean, let alone care to live by them. So it is one of the biggest wastes of time that I have seen since RGT was born.

I hope this is not where this forum is headed. If so, I will go back to hang out in BBV where at least the people there know they are a joke.

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01-27-2009 , 08:02 PM

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I can't fathom how somebody who's wife and child would have been stoned had religion and government still be one, not admit a .0000001% chance that the God that made the rules doesn't exist. I'm literally in awe.

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01-27-2009 , 08:06 PM

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This whole thread is a joke. No one here even cares what they mean, let alone care to live by them. So it is one of the biggest wastes of time that I have seen since RGT was born.

I hope this is not where this forum is headed. If so, I will go back to hang out in BBV where at least the people there know they are a joke.

No, that was probably my fault for the argument with BillNye and I did feel like arguing there for a minute. But yeah, enough is enough, I agree. It is really hard sometimes when you JUST KNOW, ya know? And when others don't, and insist that you're wrong, OH! It's hard to hold it in sometimes.
Time for a break.

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01-27-2009 , 08:07 PM

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I'm sure you just know that your daughter is your daughter, but that doens't mean it is remotely impossible that she is not yours. You of all people should understand this... you believe in the immaculate conception.

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01-27-2009 , 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jibninjas

actually, im pretty sure i know and understand the bible much more than you ever will. but not like that really matters. however you want to interpret the verses of the bible is up to you, and it really has no bearing on my life or my beliefs and just provides me with some hilarious entertainment during my day.

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01-27-2009 , 08:15 PM

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If anybody else believes that there is a .00000000000000% chance that your specific God doesn't exist plz let me know, because I can put you on ignore as well so I don't waste all this time arguing w/ somebody only to find out they are completely irrational. God is not fact, and considering there are hundreds of thousands of gods, your specific God is definitely not fact.

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02-05-2009 , 05:12 PM

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2 Thessalonians 3:6 (King James Version)

Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

This one.

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02-05-2009 , 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BillNye

I think we should have a thread in which we choose which verses are literal, and which ones are figurative. I've been told that my verses are figurative, so itt we can make a list of these verses so I know next time. I'll start with the entire creation story. I don't know anybody who follows that except Sarah Palin, so I figured that'd be a good start. What you guys got?

Creation story is literal but we don't know how many earth hours a day is and we know that there time to God is not equivalent to time on earth. Probably something that has to do with the space-time continuum.

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02-05-2009 , 08:04 PM

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I'd like to insert Isaiah 45:7

"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

...as figurative.

Literal, of course. God created Lucifer, for instance.

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02-05-2009 , 08:06 PM

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“I will corrupt your seed and
spread dung upon your faces!”
Mala 2:3

"Take all the heads of the people
and hang them up before the Lord
against the sun.” -- Numbers 25:4

“...for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God”
-Deut 5:9

“The Lord is a man of War!”
Exodus 15:3

“As it is written, Jacob have I loved,
but Esau have I hated.” --Romans 9:13

"...They shall fall by the sword:
their infants shall be dashed in
pieces, and their women with child
(pregnant) shall be ripped up!" -- Hosea 13:16

(guess God is pro-choice)

I'm not aware of all the stories that are referenced here, but I'm fairly sure that they're literal.

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02-05-2009 , 08:11 PM

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God's people need to have the funds that the rich have so THEY can make the difference BECAUSE THE ONES WHO HAVE THE MONEY NOW AREN'T CUTTIN' IT!

Bible's pretty clear on this...it ain't gonna happen until it's over. Remember, Satan is god of this world.

The good news is that God's people will inherit the earth after the eschaton, which, oddly, the rich people seem more than willing to immanentize.

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02-05-2009 , 08:50 PM

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Awesome.

THIS. (just reading thread now.)

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02-05-2009 , 08:57 PM

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Looks like someone is getting touchy. It seems that dknightx really has struck a nerve in this thread. He has used referenced quotes from the Bible which has lead to you spitting the dummy out. Calling everyone in the forum a joke is not a mature way to go about things JIB. I believe this thread really must have been eye opening for you as you come to terms with the massive contradiction between what you claim to believe and the way you live your life.

GL convincing yourself everyone else is a joke, it must be getting harder and harder by the day.

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02-05-2009 , 09:36 PM

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Looks like someone is getting touchy. It seems that dknightx really has struck a nerve in this thread.

Nope, I just think that he is a troll and never contributes anything.

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He has used referenced quotes from the Bible which has lead to you spitting the dummy out.

nah

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Calling everyone in the forum a joke is not a mature way to go about things JIB.

not the whole forum. I like many people here.

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I believe this thread really must have been eye opening for you as you come to terms with the massive contradiction between what you claim to believe and the way you live your life.

maybe if there was some sort of content here it might cause me to think. But there are no arguments made here, just some guy spewing out bible verses pretending that he knows what he is talking about. not worth my time.

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02-05-2009 , 09:57 PM

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That's why he regulary baits Christians in internet forums and holds them up to atheist ridicule Jib because he understands the bible.

Obv he's not a practicing Christian or regular reader of the bible or he'd know Christians are obliged to help other Christians out of brotherhood, compassion and unity in Christ.

Christ only came to bring division between Christians and the world and Christians and false prophets not between true Christians and true Christians.

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02-05-2009 , 10:36 PM

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lol

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02-05-2009 , 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dknightx

You may be right but no need to pick on anyone's apparent ignorance;
besides, it's irrelevant.

Care to explain one verse, just one?

Gen 1:1

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02-06-2009 , 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BillNye

lol

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02-06-2009 , 05:48 PM

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so your saying that evolution does not exist?

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02-06-2009 , 06:01 PM

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so your saying that evolution does not exist?

I just thought the picture was funny. In any case, I don't believe in evolution.

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02-06-2009 , 06:14 PM

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I just thought the picture was funny. In any case, I don't believe in evolution.

You'll be happy to hear then that the theory of evolution does not rely on people like you "believing" in it.

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02-06-2009 , 06:35 PM

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You'll be happy to hear then that the theory of evolution does not rely on people like you "believing" in it.

Apparently, it is not hurt when top scientists start to slowly back away either.

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02-06-2009 , 07:35 PM

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Apparently, it is not hurt when top scientists start to slowly back away either.

Cite?

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02-06-2009 , 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin A

Cite?

Hasn't that already been a thread in here?

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