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How did Adam and Eve's children have children? How did Adam and Eve's children have children?

07-26-2009 , 06:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgfyVZEHcLQ&e

The Bible is such a great source of morality. Cain ****s his mom, then Cain (and probably Adam) **** Eve’s inbred female offspring once they reach puberty and of course these offspring continue ****ing each other for generations to come. And instead of acknowledging this, Fox News' rent-a-priest chose to just ramble about belly buttons.

"You know… the fact is that we don’t know *exactly* how things happened…" he says.

And yet, in the same breath, he also claims to somehow “know” that Adam and Eve existed, and Genesis is true, and there was a talking snake, etc.

Even Christians who don’t take Genesis literally “know” that God played a role in the process.

But call them out on it — or have them explain what it is they believe — and their explanations fall flat.
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07-26-2009 , 06:51 AM
Incest ldo.

They did live for like 900 years!
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07-26-2009 , 07:39 AM
Seriously? The Bible is full of incest. Not just the creation story. It's just one of the many elephants in the room that get ignored.

If it wasn't a religious text, the Bible would have a warning label for violence and sexual content.
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07-26-2009 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by surGeonFFS
This is still an open question on yahoo answers. Nevermind, I see its been done before. Silly memes.

Last edited by EvilSteve; 07-26-2009 at 11:17 AM.
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07-26-2009 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rizeagainst
Cain ****s his mom
What Bible verse is that?
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07-26-2009 , 02:46 PM
very funny rize, LOL
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07-26-2009 , 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by rizeagainst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgfyVZEHcLQ&e

The Bible is such a great source of morality. Cain ****s his mom, then Cain (and probably Adam) **** Eve’s inbred female offspring once they reach puberty and of course these offspring continue ****ing each other for generations to come. And instead of acknowledging this, Fox News' rent-a-priest chose to just ramble about belly buttons.

"You know… the fact is that we don’t know *exactly* how things happened…" he says.

And yet, in the same breath, he also claims to somehow “know” that Adam and Eve existed, and Genesis is true, and there was a talking snake, etc.

Even Christians who don’t take Genesis literally “know” that God played a role in the process.

But call them out on it — or have them explain what it is they believe — and their explanations fall flat.
The only reason it is immoral and considered immoral to MOST humans now days is because at one time we were told NOT TO do it anymore and this has passed down through ALL societies.

Originally the ONLY way that man could procreate was like the animals, Adam and Eve had children and those children had children with themselves. This is simple to understand.

Eventually the genetics of man would become to weak by all the inbreading so GOD said it was ok but now its time to stop, no more of this within a certain distance of relation.

All normal people (except those who live in the Hills) (just kidding)agree it sounds a little creepy but if you were brough up thinking this way it would be normal, if no one told you different.

Pletho
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07-26-2009 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Pletho
The only reason it is immoral and considered immoral to MOST humans now days is because at one time we were told NOT TO do it anymore and this has passed down through ALL societies.

Originally the ONLY way that man could procreate was like the animals, Adam and Eve had children and those children had children with themselves. This is simple to understand.

Eventually the genetics of man would become to weak by all the inbreading so GOD said it was ok but now its time to stop, no more of this within a certain distance of relation.

All normal people (except those who live in the Hills) (just kidding)agree it sounds a little creepy but if you were brough up thinking this way it would be normal, if no one told you different.

Pletho
When exactly, did god say it was OK, then change the rules? I'm just trying to get the time line correct. Was it before or after the flood? I ask because after the flood Noah's family is in pretty much the same boat (pardon the pun) as Adam and Eve.
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07-26-2009 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by St Bernadino
When exactly, did god say it was OK, then change the rules? I'm just trying to get the time line correct. Was it before or after the flood? I ask because after the flood Noah's family is in pretty much the same boat (pardon the pun) as Adam and Eve.
He set it up this way and then He made it a law that they could not anymore, Moses is the one who gave the law to the children of Israel. They were to be the example and standard for all the nations. Moses was after Noah.
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07-26-2009 , 10:20 PM
Obv. Cain and Seth married and adopted apes. Those silly hate-laws came much later.
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07-26-2009 , 10:25 PM
in before inbreading
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07-26-2009 , 10:29 PM
How come harmful recessive alleles still exist?
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07-27-2009 , 12:31 AM
A few of the Christians on here have mentioned that there were people living at this time other than Adam and Eve and their family. Adam and Eve were the first humans created by god, but presumably god created other humans after creating Adam and Eve.

When Cain is banished from the Garden of Eden, he's worried that people he encounters outside of the Garden of Eden will try to kill him. God gave him the "Mark of Cain" to protect him from these people. He ends up living in the Land of Nod, where he later has numerous children. Since he was banished from the area where his family lived, he must have reproduced with women who were not of his family.

I'm too lazy to find the actual bible verses, but that's the gist of it.
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07-27-2009 , 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn
How come harmful recessive alleles still exist?
well you see man is fallen and defective genes from teh inbreedings is compatible with the bible
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07-27-2009 , 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Pletho
He set it up this way and then He made it a law that they could not anymore, Moses is the one who gave the law to the children of Israel. They were to be the example and standard for all the nations. Moses was after Noah.
Sorry, but that is a bit vague. I'm looking for a verse in the Bible that says that incest is acceptable during the time of Adam and Eve, and then the later transition point where the old law is thrown out.
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07-27-2009 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by vixticator
well you see man is fallen and defective genes from teh inbreedings is compatible with the bible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

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Inbreeding may result in a far higher phenotypic expression of deleterious recessive genes within a population than would normally be expected.[1] As a result, first-generation inbred individuals are more likely to show physical and health defects, including:

* Reduced fertility both in litter size and sperm viability
* Increased genetic disorders
* Fluctuating facial asymmetry
* Lower birth rate
* Higher infant mortality
* Slower growth rate
* Smaller adult size
* Loss of immune system function

Natural selection works to remove individuals who acquire the above types of traits from the gene pool. Therefore, many more individuals in the first generation of inbreeding will never live to reproduce. Over time, with isolation such as a population bottleneck caused by purposeful (assortative) breeding or natural environmental stresses, the deleterious inherited traits are culled.
So either the harmful recessives existed in far greater abundance pre-Fall, or they were retrospectively introduced post-Fall, after all the wincest was done and dusted.
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08-02-2009 , 02:44 AM
this conundrum makes me laugh, just like god's lack of moral judgement in selecting Lot as the most righteous man in Sodom
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08-02-2009 , 11:05 PM
they ****ed
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08-02-2009 , 11:16 PM
Adam's first wife Lilith moved to the land of Nod. Where there was already a community. It's not until the ark story that incest was needed. Although that didn't stop daughters from getting their dad drunk on occasion.
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07-27-2010 , 01:09 AM
There was no incest involved in this cain was the first born and didn't have a child until after he left his mother and fathers land so he did not have sex with his mother.He lived in the land of enoch when he had his child
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07-27-2010 , 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by truthseeker94
There was no incest involved in this cain was the first born and didn't have a child until after he left his mother and fathers land so he did not have sex with his mother.He lived in the land of enoch when he had his child
......Where he had sex with thin air then thin air gave birth to a child. No wonder I love freeballing so much
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07-27-2010 , 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by DougShrapnel
Adam's first wife Lilith moved to the land of Nod. Where there was already a community. It's not until the ark story that incest was needed. Although that didn't stop daughters from getting their dad drunk on occasion.
This is my favorite version. I think i read somewhere Adam got mad at Lilith for not submitting and not wanting to have sex in the missionary position so she took off.
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07-27-2010 , 10:03 AM
Obv by interbreeding with Neanderthal women!
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07-27-2010 , 10:29 AM
You don't get things and that seriously makes me smile.
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