http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgfyVZEHcLQ&e
The Bible is such a great source of morality. Cain ****s his mom, then Cain (and probably Adam) **** Eve’s inbred female offspring once they reach puberty and of course these offspring continue ****ing each other for generations to come. And instead of acknowledging this, Fox News' rent-a-priest chose to just ramble about belly buttons.
"You know… the fact is that we don’t know *exactly* how things happened…" he says.
And yet, in the same breath, he also claims to somehow “know” that Adam and Eve existed, and Genesis is true, and there was a talking snake, etc.
Even Christians who don’t take Genesis literally “know” that God played a role in the process.
But call them out on it — or have them explain what it is they believe — and their explanations fall flat.