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God rap. (WARNING P.U.I after 3 day session!) God rap. (WARNING P.U.I after 3 day session!)

03-13-2009 , 11:58 PM
I realise I am partially mentally disabled through excessive alcohol consumption and the quality of the following is directly affected by a combination of this and 3 hours sleep within the last 76 hours. DON'T DO DRUGS:

Sing along to "move bitch" by Ludacris at your own risk (hell awaits)


Move God, get out the way
Get out the way God, get out the way
Move God, get out the way
Get out the way God, get out the way

[Devilset666]
OH NO! The truth is out
I'ma 'bout to sort your, religion out
Is Jesus comin back? Don't make me ill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't follow God's will
I've been drankin' and thinking it through
and I been thankin' of relaying the truth to you
Upside ya mother****in' Godhead
And if your disciples jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be even more dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
God is an illusion, corrupting the streets
So bye-bye to all you Charlatans and Priest figures
Is there a tailbone on your ass? Yes WIGGA!
I'm searchin for the truth on the information highway
So if you beleive in the Holy spirit, get the **** outta my way
I'm P.U.I., hardly ever POST sober
and Splendour about to get trolled the **** over

[Chorus]


God! Watch out, watch out, watch out
Jebus! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move

Here Jebus come, here Jebus go
UH OH! Don't doubt bitch, be moved
You see them Miracles? You hear that god fearing crowd?
Start that god tv show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the myths down
I **** the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
Mary Magdalene want me to **** - true true
Hold up wait up, biblical hotty
"Oh wazzzupp, get my feet kissed, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my ****in' preachings
Tryin' to get God's grandchild support soon
Give me a quick **** and take that free wine back
Who bought this ****in' infamy and pigsbladder sperm catcher bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a ****
But i'ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk on water too bitch

[Chorus]

[I-20 over second chorus]
Bring it, get 'em

Too bad I'm on the right track
Satan, he wants you to smoke crack
Grab the bible, give it a thump thump, I'll be right back
We buyin' souls out, showin' gays out
We heard there's atheists about, so we brought the crosses out
Grab the pills cuz we procreating tonight,
Beat the **** outta Heathens for denyin our Christ
I got a copy of the OT, **** the Koran and ****
I'm sellin' Heaven up in the church group like I believe in that bitch
**** the burqa dress codes, it's Men's abuse of those, we call Islamic weemanz

We on Heavens dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up historiv figures
I'm from the V.I.P. tryin' to disrespect G.O.D.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the B.I.G(erf).
**** this cannibal ****, we human bitch, my flesh in your body
Grab ya whore, have pre-marital sex dog, ruin the party
So move God, get out the way regression
All of Pletho's disciples make way for human progession
So...

[Chorus]

[whistling]

I feel dirty but also slightly aroused. I accept full responsibility for this post and will take any punishments deemed necessary by God/Mod.

Last edited by devilset666; 03-14-2009 at 12:10 AM.
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03-14-2009 , 03:54 AM
This is a perfect example of someone not going to hell.















































































His already in it.
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03-14-2009 , 07:33 AM
I am a sad, depraved witless and apparently illiterate fool at the best of times. Add alcohol to the combination and I seem to become the combination of everything one should strive for in the creation of a monster. Self ban imo.

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