http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHJ4...eature=related

Sorry if it's old

1. God has no morally "good or bad" ideologies. He is omnipotent and thus has no emotion.

2. Refer to #1. Here is a question for you: How can the human mind possibly comprehend the intentions of an all powerful being?

3. Quotes mistranslated and taken out of context.

4. Ummm, many scientists today believe in silly things such as "parallel universes" and "string theory." Honestly, a God sounds more "logical" than these outlandish propositions.

5. God may or may not be a proponent of slavery. You have to remember the bible was written with the bias of man.

6. Definition of good please?

7. To test your faith.

8. Maybe he was a person, maybe he was divine. Or maybe we are just too dumb to perceive him.

9. It's called symbolism.

10. Because we are all people?

wow...

@ smittymatt

Topic title said intelligent. But ofcourse you are per definition, self delusional. Thanks for proofing that once more.

I'm not allowed in this thread

My sound card is fried and my PS3 has a yellow light of doom, so I can't listen to stuff on YT atm (yeah, merry christmas) Care to post the questions?

Clearly....God hates you.
Repent now !

Would you turn him into a newt for me please?

As someone who has had too many red rings of death and a new replacement xbox, (which I bought right before the price drop doh!) I sympathize!

Anything for my little Asian hottie.



Done and Done !

Thanks trucker hat dude!

Got my name on it and everything ! That way people know it's MY hat !

Can you link where I was delusional please (disregarding my first reply in this thread)?

Anyone have the time to paraphrase the questions?

Are you "an intelligent Christian"?

If not.... I suggest you sit in the corner with me and just watch.

bunny's definitely an intelligent christian....

Oh.... then I will shut up and return to my cage.


Hello Bunny... I am Joey. My beliefs are still unknown by those who venture into the darkness of RGT. Please fear me not and hate me less.... I am your brother.

1. Why won’t God heal amputees?

2. Why are there so many starving people in our world?

3. Why does God demand the death of so many innocent people in the bible?

4. Why does the bible contain so much antiscientific nonsense?

5. Why is God such a huge proponent of slavery in the bible?

6. Why do bad things happen to good people?

7. Why didn’t any of Jesus’ miracles in the bible leave behind any evidence?

8. How do we explain the fact that Jesus has never appeared to you?

9. Why would Jesus want you to eat his body and drink his blood?

10. Why do Christians get divorced at the same rate as non-Christians?


He goes into some detail on each question

I'm not allowed in this thread but I want to play:

1. Why won’t God heal amputees? Why should He? Seriously...again...what makes us think God owes us anything?

2. Why are there so many starving people in our world? God gave man a garden of Eden. We blew it. Now we have free will. Some chose to live and reproduce in a land that does not provide food and water.

3. Why does God demand the death of so many innocent people in the bible? Who? Those who disbelieve?

4. Why does the bible contain so much antiscientific nonsense? This is such a ******ed question...it deserves no response.

5. Why is God such a huge proponent of slavery in the bible? Seriously? He had Moses remove the slaves. Read Exodus. "Let my people gooooooooo"

6. Why do bad things happen to good people? Waaaaaaa.... again. What makes us think we deserve anything? Bad things don't constantly happen to good people...except Job but that was different!

7. Why didn’t any of Jesus’ miracles in the bible leave behind any evidence? Ummm...they did. Ask the blind that he gave sight or the leppers he cured. Sure...they're dead now but how long did you want this evidence to last?

8. How do we explain the fact that Jesus has never appeared to you? How do you know he hasn't? And even if I said that He did...would you believe me? Probably not but a gal on YouTube claims to be a "contactee" by aliens and you say "It's possible...Let's listen to her".

9. Why would Jesus want you to eat his body and drink his blood? Ever hear of a metaphor?

10. Why do Christians get divorced at the same rate as non-Christians? Christians are sinners. Divorce is only 1 of MANY sins they commit on a regular basis.


How did I do?

After watching that video I think I just went full ******.

lol- nice attempt JD!

It was only a matter of time.

(oh c'mon, throw a softball like that out there, who could resist? )

1. Why won’t God heal amputees?

- Human beings are three parts; the body is not as important as the spirit.

2. Why are there so many starving people in our world?

- They do not know the Father.

3. Why does God demand the death of so many innocent people in the bible?

- There are two gods of the bible: the Father and the god of this world. The god who demanded the death of these people was the god of this world.

4. Why does the bible contain so much antiscientific nonsense?

- It doesn't, you just don't know how to properly divide the bible.

5. Why is God such a huge proponent of slavery in the bible?

- Because it was appropriate at the time.

6. Why do bad things happen to good people?

- People do this to each other. This is a result of the Father's gift of freewill to mankind.

7. Why didn’t any of Jesus’ miracles in the bible leave behind any evidence?

- They did, you just have to be willing to see them.

8. How do we explain the fact that Jesus has never appeared to you?

- You have to believe before you can understand, then you will know him.

9. Why would Jesus want you to eat his body and drink his blood?

- It's probably in Romans chapter 10 somewhere and likely has something to do with the universe being surrounded by water.

10. Why do Christians get divorced at the same rate as non-Christians?

- All religions are man made.

Golden.... well played, sir.

We were separated at birth. This much I know. You are now....and always will be ... my blood brother.

I love it- nice one. I anticipated it!