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12-12-2022 , 12:20 AM

#776

ScreaminAsian

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glad to hear, buddy

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12-12-2022 , 01:17 AM

#777

Schlitz mmmm

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Treading, trotting trails for a long, long time

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12-12-2022 , 01:23 AM

#778

Schlitz mmmm

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12-12-2022 , 02:25 PM

#779

longmissedblind

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Just saw Joe Theissman give a talk down here in sunny south florida. Turns out his name was pronounced like Theesman growing up, but Notre Dame coaches convinced him to change it to Thighsman to rhyme with Heisman as a play to win the award in 1970. He didn't get the Heisman though. Got beat out by Jim Plunkett of Stanford.

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12-12-2022 , 02:26 PM

#780

longmissedblind

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

so you make them look like a man?

most places charge extra for that

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12-13-2022 , 02:01 PM

#781

ScreaminAsian

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12-13-2022 , 06:22 PM

#782

ScreaminAsian

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Treading, trotting trails for a long, long time

who? me? i've been italian for like 3 years, man

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12-14-2022 , 08:07 AM

#783

Schlitz mmmm

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12-14-2022 , 10:37 AM

#784

fidstar-poker

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No chance that movie will be successful.

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12-14-2022 , 07:44 PM

#785

Schlitz mmmm

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The omg bureau seems to think that you would be of some use to them in Arabia. I can't imagine why, you don't seem able to perform your current duties

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12-14-2022 , 07:58 PM

#786

Schlitz mmmm

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"He was my friend."

"That?'

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12-15-2022 , 06:22 AM

#787

Zeno

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Jesus never smoke pot.

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12-15-2022 , 07:28 AM

#788

Da33le

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Well well well, would you look at that. Turns out Europe is a corrupt piece of ****. Who would have guessed.

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12-15-2022 , 08:25 AM

#789

LuckyLuke01

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goat band

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12-15-2022 , 08:28 AM

#790

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

who? me? i've been italian for like 3 years, man

you are not a piezon.

also. i am going to dress as tony soprano for my friend's wedding in jan. gonna have my suit on 2 pinky rings. and a cigar.

I'm just going to yell OH! all the time and tell everyone I'm walking here.

got the fake Italian accent down pat

GABAGOOL?! OVER HERE!

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12-15-2022 , 09:24 AM

#791

Morphismus

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...in contrast to British politicians who you have unbound trust in!

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12-15-2022 , 12:05 PM

#792

ScreaminAsian

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schlitz you're from Bodark, right?

https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/s...ard-stern-show

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12-15-2022 , 04:20 PM

#793

Schlitz mmmm

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correct. I've been a guido from Bodark for 3 years running

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12-15-2022 , 08:18 PM

#794

Schlitz mmmm

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Even as Caesar's galleys
sailed the great sea to Egypt...

... it was happening that,

just as the Romans...

... so the Egyptians made war,

one upon the other...

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12-16-2022 , 05:05 PM

#795

Da33le

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

...in contrast to British politicians who you have unbound trust in!

What a stupid comment.

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12-16-2022 , 07:00 PM

#796

Morphismus

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I mean what's worse, a PM who sells his country to India or some Vice-Vice parliaments president who praises Katar for cash?

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12-16-2022 , 11:26 PM

#797

LuckyLuke01

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I mean what's worse, a PM who sells his country to India or some Vice-Vice parliaments president who praises Katar for cash?

you mean Qatar?

or do you mean this guy?

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12-17-2022 , 01:20 AM

#798

Schlitz mmmm

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

goat band

sup, mister kiddo. holy f*ck im just getting over a cold. its summer down there innnit?

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12-17-2022 , 05:52 PM

#799

Schlitz mmmm

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real goat

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12-18-2022 , 10:28 AM

#800

Da33le

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Let’s go Argentina!

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