omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165 - Page 282

i don't normally, but there is this high functioning kid at work that can be a ****. i convinced him that today was my last day. he was bummed, and was going to ask him mom if he could give me his number so we could stay in touch.

04-02-2022 , 07:40 AM

#7027

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Cruel!

Funny tho.

04-02-2022 , 09:27 PM

#7028

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

that covid jab hits different

04-03-2022 , 04:05 AM

#7029

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You’ll be fine in a few hours.

04-03-2022 , 04:43 AM

#7030

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

That how long it takes for the microchips to connect to the 5G.

04-03-2022 , 05:28 AM

#7031

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,033

Dockers are flogging the Eagles at the moment so he's going to be almost at climax right now.

04-03-2022 , 05:44 AM

#7032

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I see they’ve made a new version of cheaper by the dozen.

Why come up with new ideas, when you can just rehash old ones. Throw in some diversity and you’re good to go.

04-03-2022 , 02:34 PM

#7033

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,182

All the inclusion you could hope for and more.

04-03-2022 , 04:40 PM

#7034

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’m not really a fan of diversity. I eat pretty much the same foods all the time. I wear pretty much the same clothes all the time. I go to pretty much the same places all the time.

It’s not for me.

04-03-2022 , 05:18 PM

#7035

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

canceled

04-03-2022 , 06:33 PM

#7036

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Damn. RIP me.

04-03-2022 , 06:41 PM

#7037

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,012

bet you always jack off the same dick everyday as well

and i bet it's white too

04-04-2022 , 03:23 AM

#7038

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Woah! No need to make this about race.

But yes, I only give hand jobs to a white penis.

04-04-2022 , 03:35 AM

#7039

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I have a white penis.

04-04-2022 , 04:42 AM

#7040

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Tell me more..

04-04-2022 , 04:48 AM

#7041

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,033

It's like yours, but much smaller.

04-04-2022 , 07:49 AM

#7042

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh dear.

04-04-2022 , 10:32 AM

#7043

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Fid would know.

04-04-2022 , 12:31 PM

#7044

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Woah! No need to make this about race.

But yes, I only give hand jobs to a white penis.

you should expand your horizons, who doesn't love neapolitan ice cream?

04-04-2022 , 12:55 PM

#7045

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That’s a step too far!

04-04-2022 , 04:22 PM

#7046

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,182

ya wanna step, step, step n step

04-04-2022 , 05:18 PM

#7047

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I don’t.

04-04-2022 , 05:23 PM

#7048

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,182

04-04-2022 , 09:14 PM

#7049

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i googled "vacation ideas to be alone" and all the results are like ways to solo travel with like being around people. i want like a beach or mountain setting and i want to not see another face or speak to a person for a month, that's my idea of a perfect vacation.

like i want a website that lets you pay off all the monks in a monastery to **** off for a couple weeks so i can have the whole place to myself