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03-31-2022 , 04:12 AM

#7001

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Please don’t slap me!

03-31-2022 , 05:54 AM

#7002

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol

Just got a 20$ tip. Rockstar supernova every dayum day, cept when I'm not

Wat y'all up to?

was going to buy a signed freo jumper but the person canceled on it and didn't want to sell. lol.

03-31-2022 , 05:59 AM

#7003

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Kristy would've

kristy

03-31-2022 , 06:00 AM

#7004

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Kristy messaged me the other day. That was nice. However, she then stopped talking to me mid conversation. I guess I must have bored her

omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

LOL... good one dabs!

try and get her back in here!

also tell her i said hello!

03-31-2022 , 06:03 AM

#7005

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Yes, pretty much the only time I see my family is when they take me out for my weekly cafe breakfast.

Bonus points, I don’t pay.

lol i do this with the fam too... but my dad kept getting the days wrong. so we had to set up a convo on messenger... does he use it. no.

there is only 3 of us... i dont see how it's so hard lol

03-31-2022 , 10:44 AM

#7006

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

You guys wanna help me prank this local building inspections / code administration bureaucracy that are a bunch of bougie b itches?

03-31-2022 , 10:56 AM

#7007

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’d be willing to help, but I’m quite lazy.

03-31-2022 , 11:10 AM

#7008

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

All it requires is a phone call and leaving an innocuous, bogus voicemail as though you are trying to schedule an inspection

03-31-2022 , 11:15 AM

#7009

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Do they have a WhatsApp or something? It would cost me a fortune to make an actual phone call!!

Sounds more like a job for fellow Americans.

03-31-2022 , 11:47 AM

#7010

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

Oh ok no worries

03-31-2022 , 01:55 PM

#7011

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Shipments of Ukrainians are on the way.

03-31-2022 , 01:56 PM

#7012

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Looks like our housing crisis and cost of living crisis are about to get even worse.

Let’s go!

03-31-2022 , 03:26 PM

#7013

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/gloomfather/stat...TduXMnHCQ&s=19

03-31-2022 , 04:20 PM

#7014

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I love all of you so much I promise to never invite you to anything

03-31-2022 , 04:52 PM

#7015

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Very legal, and very cool.

03-31-2022 , 05:21 PM

#7016

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

All it requires is a phone call and leaving an innocuous, bogus voicemail as though you are trying to schedule an inspection

I need my bunghole inspected. I am the great Cornholio.

03-31-2022 , 07:16 PM

#7017

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

im gonna hold off for now lol but safe to say the day at work went sideways, when im plotting against various actors

I do a job

03-31-2022 , 08:32 PM

#7018

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

sometimes you blow kisses to the wrong people and some hothead takes issue with it

03-31-2022 , 11:05 PM

#7019

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

04-01-2022 , 01:01 AM

#7020

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Daz, Am I a millionaire yet?

Update?

04-01-2022 , 03:51 AM

#7021

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

He’s not.

04-01-2022 , 08:30 AM

#7022

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Did any of you legends pull any epic April fools pranks?

04-01-2022 , 08:31 AM

#7023

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Yeah, me neither.

04-01-2022 , 02:01 PM

#7024

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

Great success! at work today. El Maguey. Mi amigo nuevo hooked me up with free lunch for sink removal

Wat chew mofos doin?

04-01-2022 , 02:06 PM

#7025

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,199

I do a job, nga.

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