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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165 omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

02-28-2022 , 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
That’s no fun.
Counterpoint: Yes it is.
02-28-2022 , 11:07 AM
****. You got me there.
02-28-2022 , 12:04 PM
I never hear you talking about “dating” though.. how many chicks are you dating currently?
02-28-2022 , 12:27 PM
Prolly a dozen DC dirties
02-28-2022 , 02:04 PM
yeah how swole are ya aiott?
02-28-2022 , 04:34 PM
He's swole up
02-28-2022 , 06:59 PM
Vickemer Electric: we'll get you up to code on your splooge voltage load.
02-28-2022 , 08:15 PM
yah mo b there! hup and ovi
03-01-2022 , 01:37 PM
Don’t tell him I said this, but I miss JusyJ!
03-01-2022 , 01:54 PM
Okay, our little secret.

Just like...

Spoiler:
Luke actually likes the Eagles.
03-01-2022 , 02:23 PM
J will be back with braves updates once the baseball season starts, but who knows when that will be
03-01-2022 , 03:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Okay, our little secret.

Just like...

Spoiler:
Luke actually likes the Eagles.
Spoiler:
The Philadelphia Eagles.
03-01-2022 , 03:34 PM
Oh yeah, the braves updates... forget about it then.
03-01-2022 , 11:11 PM
03-01-2022 , 11:17 PM
one of my neighbors has a "let's go brandon" lawn sign up for a while. i want to make a "let's go joe biden" lawn sign in the exact same style, and then put a piece of duct tape over the joe biden and write joe biden in marker. so when the guy realizes the sign has changed, he picks away at the tape, cause he thinks it's just tape, and then the devastating reveal... :chefkiss:
03-01-2022 , 11:23 PM
dude secret service presence around Biden in the chamber is massive
03-02-2022 , 05:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
dude secret service presence around Biden in the chamber is massive

What does this mean for us non Americans..?
03-02-2022 , 05:22 AM
Let’s go Brandon!
03-02-2022 , 05:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Okay, our little secret.

Just like...

Spoiler:
Luke actually likes the Eagles.
lol got nothing to talk about now half ya team is injured
03-02-2022 , 12:17 PM
Yeah, it's been pretty rough. I think we only have 25 fit guys at the moment. Can we borrow a few?
03-02-2022 , 03:18 PM


You: omg the husband drives a jetski on land
Me: omg another guy way uglier than me with a cute wife

This reminds me of when one of my favorite cam models shared a snapchat with her boyfriend and he was a fat bearded guy with glasses and a ponytail. I'm still upset about that.
03-02-2022 , 03:33 PM
Don’t worry man, I’m sure it’s not your looks!
03-02-2022 , 06:48 PM
some just have magic game, like that pete davidson dude

secret service presence means, noticeably present, multiple agents in close proximity to the prez. in the house of representatives chamber or watever it is technically called where he had just finished delivering the state of the union speech, when presumably only other elected officials and staff and dignitaries are in attendance
03-02-2022 , 06:53 PM
don't be thick in front of me, dabz
03-02-2022 , 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
don't be thick in front of me, dabz

I must be thick, because I have no idea what you’re talking about..? What dumb thing did I do this time?

      
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