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11-24-2021 , 10:23 AM

#4801

fuluck

banned

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oh and condoms are for losers who don't know how to pull out

11-24-2021 , 10:24 AM

#4802

fuluck

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do you guys just regularly piss your pants or something how can you not tell you're about to nut

11-24-2021 , 10:26 AM

#4803

fuluck

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I mean how are else are you supposed to pull out and nut in a girl's face

11-24-2021 , 10:27 AM

#4804

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

So we went over to step family's house for dinner. Wife was talking about someone and she goes oh yeah they have millions it must be nice and her husband goes well you have a million in horses and the 7 year old goes yeah that's true and I laughed a little too loudly and she got pissed but didn't say anything but looked like she wanted to kill us wholesale

she also drives a big ass truck now and her husband has a lesbian subaru

11-24-2021 , 10:27 AM

#4805

fuluck

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lesbian subaru is kind of redundant no

11-24-2021 , 10:54 AM

#4806

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

the ****? I've been seeing my gf for like 2.5 years... and even i don't **** without a condom. shes baby crazy and ya boy thinks the milf at work is coming onto me... just sayin

pics of gf or she isn't real

11-24-2021 , 02:20 PM

#4807

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

why are boomers so ****ing loud in the morning

if you stop giving that old man wake up head he'd probably continue peacefully slumbering

11-24-2021 , 10:15 PM

#4808

ScreaminAsian

For President

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11-24-2021 , 10:26 PM

#4809

ScreaminAsian

For President

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11-25-2021 , 12:19 AM

#4810

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

if you stop giving that old man wake up head he'd probably continue peacefully slumbering

Do you often have homosexual thoughts? Your mind must be a real cesspool. You'd prob get along great with that other weirdo in here.

11-25-2021 , 12:22 AM

#4811

fuluck

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I finished wrapping the beef tenderloin in prosciutto and mushrooms. All that is left is wrapping it in puff pastry and putting it in the oven tomorrow. I'm gonna be the king of thanksgiving.

11-25-2021 , 01:34 AM

#4812

fuluck

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in b4 rickroll makes a gay joke about beef tenderloin

11-25-2021 , 01:51 AM

#4813

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

in b4 rickroll makes a gay joke about beef tenderloin

you accuse me of having homoerotic thoughts and yet you're making crude tenderloin dick jokes

as an athlete, i've seen more cock in my life than you could ever fantasize about fuluck and yet oddly never felt the need to engulf nor penetrate any

11-25-2021 , 02:20 AM

#4814

fuluck

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Lol that wasn't an accusation you displayed your gay thoughts quite clearly

11-25-2021 , 02:21 AM

#4815

fuluck

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and I think you mean former athlete

11-25-2021 , 02:22 AM

#4816

fuluck

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I'm gonna go with soccer

11-25-2021 , 02:24 AM

#4817

fuluck

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GLORY DAYS THEy'LL PASS YOU BUY, GLORY DAYS, IN THE WINK OF RICKROLLS EYE

11-25-2021 , 04:43 AM

#4818

Schlitz mmmm

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lol

11-25-2021 , 05:51 AM

#4819

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It’s thanksgiving today, right..?

Happy thanksgiving.

11-25-2021 , 06:12 AM

#4820

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,221

Thanks

11-25-2021 , 06:22 AM

#4821

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

pics of gf or she isn't real

pics of your shitty 100k ute or GTFO

11-25-2021 , 06:23 AM

#4822

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

as someone who has partaken in 420. i just have to say....

do you really need THAT MUCH weed?

11-25-2021 , 06:24 AM

#4823

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

wow she really has the " i was up all night doing meth" look on her face

11-25-2021 , 06:25 AM

#4824

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

the one who has to make the joke about it being gay... clearly is the one who has something to hide

11-25-2021 , 07:00 AM

#4825

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

GLORY DAYS THEy'LL PASS YOU BUY, GLORY DAYS, IN THE WINK OF RICKROLLS EYE

LEAVE SPRINGSTEEN OUT OF THIS YA ****ING INGRATE!

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