Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .
Do european people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Europe. Some people say they come from Belgium, and Belgium is inside Europe, but if that was the case they would be European they would be beligianers. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from France. Guys, no, French people do not exist. French is a type of fries.
There is a consensus on European people coming from Earth, but then we are left with a whole planet of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even australia has their shrimp on the barbie. But these European people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with waffles, but everyone knows that's an American thing. Shouldn't they come from America? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""European"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe european just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "European dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: it does not exist! I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that european people do not exist .
I have a love hate relationship with the British. On the one hand they’re kind of like my kin. I come from a long line of British, and we have them to thank for the modern world.
On the other hand, they’re smelly losers. **** them.
We need to flood the web with cam girls. Then, according to free market economics, the price will come down. Sick of these girls expecting big monies for basically nothing.