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06-23-2020 , 03:18 PM

#5901

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 03:23 PM

#5902

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 05:18 PM

#5903

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

So covid is basically over here, we have no restrictions anymore, I don’t even bother to check the news. One of the perks to living on a tiny rock!

06-23-2020 , 05:19 PM

#5904

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Ok, but did sandwich shoppe girl make small talk? Have you secured a new van?

06-23-2020 , 05:47 PM

#5905

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I would also like to know about the new van.

We are definitely not open yet but my neighbor left cookies on my back door so I got that going for me.

06-23-2020 , 06:04 PM

#5906

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Weeeeeeeeeed cookies?

06-23-2020 , 06:16 PM

#5907

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Ok, but did sandwich shoppe girl make small talk? Have you secured a new van?

That girl stopped working at the sandwich store like 2 years ago. I haven’t seen her since. I stopped going to that place now too, so I guess you could say I’ve moved on. I’d stalk her online, but I don’t do social media.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I would also like to know about the new van.

We are definitely not open yet but my neighbor left cookies on my back door so I got that going for me.

Not sure what you dudes are referring to. I did buy a van, it’s considered a bit of a classic in the Uk, and I always wanted one because they look funny, but it turns out old vans are turds to drive, and I enjoy driving fast, so I sold it on. I’m still kind of sort of looking for a van, my new thing is to convert one to a camper for funzies, and I did like camping as a kid.

06-23-2020 , 06:18 PM

#5908

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You’re a lucky man, I’d love it if people made me cookies!

06-23-2020 , 07:56 PM

#5909

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

I would be EXTREMELY paranoid if I found cookies on my doorstep and would probably throw them out immediately out of certain fear that I, the most important man in the neighborhood who hasn't spoken to any of the neighbors in the over 10 years that I've lived here, was the target of a poisoning plot.

06-23-2020 , 10:03 PM

#5910

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

Yeah, vans are not sports cars. When I'm in my work van, people behind me have zero patience, and think I should be cornering like them, but I'm babying this old soldier to maximize life-expectancy. In short, lol people are stupid.

SA, where u been the last 2 days?

When u went away, it felt like 5 days, but then u came back, and that felt like 1 day.

06-23-2020 , 10:26 PM

#5911

ScreaminAsian

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i'm semi back to work, 3 days a week.

final tabled the lucky 7s last night

those australian twins on instagram posted some pretty cute photos

06-23-2020 , 10:29 PM

#5912

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 10:29 PM

#5913

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 10:30 PM

#5914

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 10:30 PM

#5915

ScreaminAsian

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06-23-2020 , 10:50 PM

#5916

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

Dude, my last job today... was this hottie named Meggie. I thought she possibly hit for the other team lol 'cause she had short hair, but that was proved incorrect when her hubby showed up near the end.

I had her rollin' in laughter :flex:

was at my charming best and in a good mood.

I actually go back tomorrow to complete the job giggity, because the water department has to come locate the 'curb stop' which is underground and currently inaccessible, covered in earth.

06-23-2020 , 10:51 PM

#5917

ScreaminAsian

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beautiful people are the best

06-23-2020 , 11:00 PM

#5918

Schlitz mmmm

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lol it is proven Halle Berry's face activates receptors in the brain os

06-23-2020 , 11:01 PM

#5919

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

this Meggie actually has some personality, though. She was fun.

If it's just some vacant Instagram skank with nothing to say and a stinky gash, been there done that (when I was much younger lol for clarification, there was no instagram then, but I dated a gal for a few months that was supposedly in teen vogue or some sh*t). :flex: again err

06-24-2020 , 05:06 AM

#5920

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

beautiful people are the best

Only if they’re beautiful inside too.

06-24-2020 , 07:19 AM

#5921

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Impossible! Beauty is only skin deep

06-24-2020 , 08:21 AM

#5922

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have seen the insides, and they can definitely be attractive.

06-24-2020 , 02:51 PM

#5923

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

*******s really are a window to the soul.

06-24-2020 , 06:09 PM

#5924

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

they censor boobies now?

edit: guess not

06-24-2020 , 06:17 PM

#5925

ScreaminAsian

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