effortless
adjective
requiring no physical or mental exertion
You just twist everything to "win"! Take things too literally when it suits, and then take things way out of context when it suits. You knew exactly what I meant.
Durgly basically my point is I'm surprised you're effortlessly charming given that you've complained about your sex life in the past, but I guess it's possible to be effortlessly charming and never get laid.
If I'm totally honest though, if I had a billion dollars I'd probably end up a shut in. but you can order pretty much anything online these days, so it probably wouldn't be so bad.