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03-21-2015 , 04:43 PM

#2351

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by I do what I can

I'm fine with that. If the Niners have a better record than the Saints...I give you a youtube video dancing with a bikini.

Ok but the video better have YOU in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

a karaoke vid of peli pel's choosing

GNR woot woot

I'm thinking something like Scissor Sisters for beau

03-21-2015 , 04:47 PM

#2352

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

I thought it would be autoerotic asphyxiation or an angry ex lover.

03-21-2015 , 04:54 PM

#2353

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Ok but the video better have YOU in it.

Just to be clear..one of us will be posting a bikini video in omg come January.

03-21-2015 , 05:00 PM

#2354

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Lol no. It's going to be 10 years before that happens

03-21-2015 , 05:04 PM

#2355

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'd probably do that anyway.

Excuse me?

03-21-2015 , 05:19 PM

#2356

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Not to sound morbid or anything...there are plenty of ways Daz could cease from existence...

1. Mugged from Barcelona
2. heart attack from sex
3. run over by a F1 car
4. pokerstars could always strike lightning...its not too far

03-21-2015 , 05:26 PM

#2357

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Literally none of those things would ever happen ducy

03-21-2015 , 05:26 PM

#2358

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I mean I don't live a particularly dangerous life, so you're saying you thought id kill myself

03-21-2015 , 06:44 PM

#2359

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

I wouldn't discount the heart attack after sex. Heart problems are common in men who stick things up their butts.

03-21-2015 , 07:02 PM

#2360

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Man, you're all over me today. Bravo

03-21-2015 , 07:15 PM

#2361

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

I wish I made it to the AC meetup

Last edited by I do what I can; 03-21-2015 at 07:31 PM.

03-21-2015 , 07:22 PM

#2362

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

no u

03-21-2015 , 07:23 PM

#2363

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Stop that, so painful to read!

03-21-2015 , 08:55 PM

#2364

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

After not playing for 5+ years, I have discovered that I am now awful at chess. How can I be a proud Russian without chess?

03-21-2015 , 08:59 PM

#2365

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

We're at cheesecake factory waiting on food and I ordered a strawberry martini which is apparently a **** ton of vodka with a hint of strawberries.

03-21-2015 , 09:01 PM

#2366

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

How can I be a proud Russian without chess?

Ukraines want their freedom.

03-21-2015 , 09:05 PM

#2367

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

yum.. I just had some great homemade pizza at the folks

Is Jack having a girl drink too.. like a chocolate choo choo .. tastes like candy, with one of those umbrellas?

https://youtu.be/VOMEyVEG4no?t=3m

03-21-2015 , 09:05 PM

#2368

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Cutting Daisy off from sex because her medication screws with birth control. I ain't wearing condoms!

03-21-2015 , 09:08 PM

#2369

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Do you see the **** I have to deal with

03-21-2015 , 09:09 PM

#2370

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Yup he's having Georgia peach which is extremely pink and orange looking

03-21-2015 , 09:14 PM

#2371

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

You ****ing know it. Wanna fight about it?

03-21-2015 , 09:18 PM

#2372

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

I'm all bark no bite

03-21-2015 , 09:19 PM

#2373

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

Cmon Toes, its not like you went to Belgium and married into family.

poor little Daisy, Dallas is a ****hole.

03-21-2015 , 09:20 PM

#2374

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,888

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

Yup he's having Georgia peach which is extremely pink and orange looking

lol Jack

03-21-2015 , 09:24 PM

#2375

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

I'm still waiting for Texas to succeed from the union.

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