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Old 03-21-2015, 04:43 PM   #2351
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I'm fine with that. If the Niners have a better record than the Saints...I give you a youtube video dancing with a bikini.
Ok but the video better have YOU in it.

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a karaoke vid of peli pel's choosing

GNR woot woot
I'm thinking something like Scissor Sisters for beau
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Old 03-21-2015, 04:47 PM   #2352
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I thought it would be autoerotic asphyxiation or an angry ex lover.
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Old 03-21-2015, 04:54 PM   #2353
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Ok but the video better have YOU in it.
Just to be clear..one of us will be posting a bikini video in omg come January.
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Old 03-21-2015, 05:00 PM   #2354
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Lol no. It's going to be 10 years before that happens
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Old 03-21-2015, 05:04 PM   #2355
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I'd probably do that anyway.
Excuse me?
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Old 03-21-2015, 05:19 PM   #2356
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Not to sound morbid or anything...there are plenty of ways Daz could cease from existence...

1. Mugged from Barcelona
2. heart attack from sex
3. run over by a F1 car
4. pokerstars could always strike lightning...its not too far
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Old 03-21-2015, 05:26 PM   #2357
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Literally none of those things would ever happen ducy
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Old 03-21-2015, 05:26 PM   #2358
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I mean I don't live a particularly dangerous life, so you're saying you thought id kill myself
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Old 03-21-2015, 06:44 PM   #2359
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I wouldn't discount the heart attack after sex. Heart problems are common in men who stick things up their butts.
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Old 03-21-2015, 07:02 PM   #2360
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Man, you're all over me today. Bravo
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Old 03-21-2015, 07:15 PM   #2361
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I wish I made it to the AC meetup

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Old 03-21-2015, 07:22 PM   #2362
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no u
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Old 03-21-2015, 07:23 PM   #2363
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Stop that, so painful to read!
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Old 03-21-2015, 08:55 PM   #2364
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After not playing for 5+ years, I have discovered that I am now awful at chess. How can I be a proud Russian without chess?
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Old 03-21-2015, 08:59 PM   #2365
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We're at cheesecake factory waiting on food and I ordered a strawberry martini which is apparently a **** ton of vodka with a hint of strawberries.
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:01 PM   #2366
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How can I be a proud Russian without chess?
Ukraines want their freedom.
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:05 PM   #2367
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yum.. I just had some great homemade pizza at the folks

Is Jack having a girl drink too.. like a chocolate choo choo .. tastes like candy, with one of those umbrellas?

https://youtu.be/VOMEyVEG4no?t=3m
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:05 PM   #2368
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Cutting Daisy off from sex because her medication screws with birth control. I ain't wearing condoms!
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:08 PM   #2369
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Do you see the **** I have to deal with
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:09 PM   #2370
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yum.. I just had some great homemade pizza at the folks

Is Jack having a girl drink too.. like a chocolate choo choo .. tastes like candy, with one of those umbrellas?

https://youtu.be/VOMEyVEG4no?t=3m
Yup he's having Georgia peach which is extremely pink and orange looking
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:14 PM   #2371
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yum.. I just had some great homemade pizza at the folks

Is Jack having a girl drink too.. like a chocolate choo choo .. tastes like candy, with one of those umbrellas?

https://youtu.be/VOMEyVEG4no?t=3m
You ****ing know it. Wanna fight about it?
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:18 PM   #2372
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I'm all bark no bite
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:19 PM   #2373
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Cmon Toes, its not like you went to Belgium and married into family.

poor little Daisy, Dallas is a ****hole.
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:20 PM   #2374
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Yup he's having Georgia peach which is extremely pink and orange looking
lol Jack
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Old 03-21-2015, 09:24 PM   #2375
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I'm still waiting for Texas to succeed from the union.
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