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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

08-08-2015 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wisski
Also have old man whom is using a 6x spotting scope from seat 5 to see the flop. JJ take note in case you want to go play live cards you should bring one to make it easier on your cataract ridden eye balls.
As long as cards are more than arms length from my face, I see them okay.

#getoffmylawn
08-08-2015 , 07:06 PM
Looks like Luke has haxed dabble's account
08-08-2015 , 07:18 PM
Watch what you say guy
08-08-2015 , 07:19 PM
They have a card with my number on so hopefully they come through for me and
08-08-2015 , 07:46 PM
Pix of card?
08-08-2015 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ffun
Hopefully an albi sighting tonight?
08-09-2015 , 01:13 AM
Ups.
08-09-2015 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I'm a little hammered. A second fridge o mine had showed up and we're talking about how I should have gone with it for this chick and how I'm a loser.
your only a looser if you think your a looser. - luckyluke01
08-09-2015 , 01:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wisski
Also have old man whom is using a 6x spotting scope from seat 5 to see the flop. JJ take note in case you want to go play live cards you should bring one to make it easier on your cataract ridden eye balls.
omg is NOT a poker forum!
omg is NOT a poker forum!
omg is NOT a poker forum!
omg is NOT a poker forum!
omg is NOT a poker forum!
08-09-2015 , 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I've decided to have an alcohol.
me
kristy
now you?

it's a infection disease
08-09-2015 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
Yes I know I don't do alcohol very well. I'm having like a real heart to heart old time rememberence with my buddy tho so all is good. About to tell him about how I miss the girl I was like on love with.
not this again....

take it from the old luke of 09....

it starts with a u2 concert and ends in moving half way around the world...

so don't worry. you'll be broker than you are now... but at least you can say you had some " life experience " along the way
08-09-2015 , 01:38 AM
I'd rather kill myself than go to a U2 concert tyvm.
08-09-2015 , 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
. . . you'll be broker than you are now... but at least you can say you had some " life experience " along the way
Which also describes getting the HIV. Still not worth it.
08-09-2015 , 06:11 AM
Can someone please explain to me why the hotel industry seems incapable of providing a good night's sleep? Further, is there really someone out there who wants the standard foot thick, rock hard, pillow?


YOU HAVE ONE JOB!
08-09-2015 , 06:30 AM
So, you got a good nights' rest it seems.
08-09-2015 , 07:47 AM
The productivity is low with this one today.

Lazy Sunday.
08-09-2015 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I'd rather kill myself than go to a U2 concert tyvm.
it was the 360 tour man... jay-z was playing.. how could i not see hova?!

I have to say though, getting text from the love of your life telling you she is dtf and bono doing a 3rd encore was like nothing I can put into words
08-09-2015 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Which also describes getting the HIV. Still not worth it.
the new drug of choice for the kids these days is ebolaids.
08-09-2015 , 08:07 AM
I want ebolaids just for the weight loss.
08-09-2015 , 09:44 AM
I want a new skye convo i can get drunk in a needle people... omg would be good for that...

kristy I'm looking i your direction!
08-09-2015 , 10:03 AM
HOLY CRAP! Doing the law show this morning, we have a cop in studio. I told him my best friend from college works in his dept and he told me she is in the infamous Don't Tase me BRO! video. Dammit, I never knew.
08-09-2015 , 10:06 AM
My friend is the shorter cop immediately to the tased guy right. I've known her for 20+ years and never knew she was there. (She moved to Gainsville & we lost touch til 2 months ago when she came back)

08-09-2015 , 10:10 AM
Week with the house to myself, not sure what to do.
08-09-2015 , 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by wisski
Week with the house to myself, not sure what to do.
Hookers & cocaine. Loads of hookers & coke. Hope you survive.
08-09-2015 , 10:56 AM
Missouri hookers are known giant killers, iirc.

      
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