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Old 08-08-2015, 07:05 PM   #5801
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Also have old man whom is using a 6x spotting scope from seat 5 to see the flop. JJ take note in case you want to go play live cards you should bring one to make it easier on your cataract ridden eye balls.
As long as cards are more than arms length from my face, I see them okay.

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Old 08-08-2015, 07:06 PM   #5802
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Looks like Luke has haxed dabble's account
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Old 08-08-2015, 07:18 PM   #5803
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Watch what you say guy
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Old 08-08-2015, 07:19 PM   #5804
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They have a card with my number on so hopefully they come through for me and
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Old 08-08-2015, 07:46 PM   #5805
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Pix of card?
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Old 08-08-2015, 11:38 PM   #5806
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Hopefully an albi sighting tonight?
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Ups.
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:26 AM   #5808
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I'm a little hammered. A second fridge o mine had showed up and we're talking about how I should have gone with it for this chick and how I'm a loser.
your only a looser if you think your a looser. - luckyluke01
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:28 AM   #5809
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Also have old man whom is using a 6x spotting scope from seat 5 to see the flop. JJ take note in case you want to go play live cards you should bring one to make it easier on your cataract ridden eye balls.
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:30 AM   #5810
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I've decided to have an alcohol.
me
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now you?

it's a infection disease
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:32 AM   #5811
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Yes I know I don't do alcohol very well. I'm having like a real heart to heart old time rememberence with my buddy tho so all is good. About to tell him about how I miss the girl I was like on love with.
not this again....

take it from the old luke of 09....

it starts with a u2 concert and ends in moving half way around the world...

so don't worry. you'll be broker than you are now... but at least you can say you had some " life experience " along the way
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:38 AM   #5812
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I'd rather kill myself than go to a U2 concert tyvm.
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Old 08-09-2015, 06:11 AM   #5813
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. . . you'll be broker than you are now... but at least you can say you had some " life experience " along the way
Which also describes getting the HIV. Still not worth it.
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Old 08-09-2015, 06:11 AM   #5814
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Can someone please explain to me why the hotel industry seems incapable of providing a good night's sleep? Further, is there really someone out there who wants the standard foot thick, rock hard, pillow?


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Old 08-09-2015, 06:30 AM   #5815
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So, you got a good nights' rest it seems.
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Old 08-09-2015, 07:47 AM   #5816
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The productivity is low with this one today.

Lazy Sunday.
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Old 08-09-2015, 07:54 AM   #5817
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I'd rather kill myself than go to a U2 concert tyvm.
it was the 360 tour man... jay-z was playing.. how could i not see hova?!

I have to say though, getting text from the love of your life telling you she is dtf and bono doing a 3rd encore was like nothing I can put into words
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Old 08-09-2015, 07:54 AM   #5818
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Which also describes getting the HIV. Still not worth it.
the new drug of choice for the kids these days is ebolaids.
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Old 08-09-2015, 08:07 AM   #5819
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I want ebolaids just for the weight loss.
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Old 08-09-2015, 09:44 AM   #5820
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I want a new skye convo i can get drunk in a needle people... omg would be good for that...

kristy I'm looking i your direction!
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:03 AM   #5821
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HOLY CRAP! Doing the law show this morning, we have a cop in studio. I told him my best friend from college works in his dept and he told me she is in the infamous Don't Tase me BRO! video. Dammit, I never knew.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:06 AM   #5822
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My friend is the shorter cop immediately to the tased guy right. I've known her for 20+ years and never knew she was there. (She moved to Gainsville & we lost touch til 2 months ago when she came back)

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Old 08-09-2015, 10:10 AM   #5823
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Week with the house to myself, not sure what to do.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:26 AM   #5824
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Week with the house to myself, not sure what to do.
Hookers & cocaine. Loads of hookers & coke. Hope you survive.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:56 AM   #5825
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Missouri hookers are known giant killers, iirc.
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