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Old 08-02-2015, 11:37 PM   #5551
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just broke my front doorknob and I don't have time for this. need to take up the day-drink
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Old 08-03-2015, 12:41 AM   #5552
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Is front doorknob slang like upstairs lady parts?
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:29 AM   #5553
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Prolly not, rumor is she sucks at the pokers.
I saw her playing 10/20 at the Bellagio

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just broke my front doorknob and I don't have time for this. need to take up the day-drink
You should get that fixed
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:32 AM   #5554
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Train delays on the way home suck. Especially on a Monday.
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Old 08-03-2015, 06:48 AM   #5555
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She's probably better than blazinaces.
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:12 AM   #5556
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Should treat yourself to a cookie
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:15 AM   #5557
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Back at work. What the hell am I doing with my life?

/kill-me

Do what i did and quite your job to go studdy. Then have both perants yell at you.

Why the **** do i bother skype my mother
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Old 08-03-2015, 09:25 AM   #5558
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Back at work. What the hell am I doing with my life?

/kill-me

Do what i did and quite your job to go studdy. Then have both perants yell at you.

Why the **** do i bother skype my mother
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Old 08-03-2015, 09:28 AM   #5559
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Train delays on the way home suck. Especially on a Monday.
Ai miss you peli we need to talk more im drunk talking to girls and it lasted age... didnt get wiskey dick
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:11 AM   #5560
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Do what i did and quite your job to go studdy. Then have both perants yell at you.

Why the **** do i bother skype my mother
You had a job?
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:26 AM   #5561
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Today is Monday
F Monday

Bump
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:27 AM   #5562
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You had a job?


He quited it.
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:55 AM   #5563
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Do what i did and quite your job to go studdy.
It's going well I see
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:57 AM   #5564
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Lol, nice burn.
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Old 08-03-2015, 11:44 AM   #5565
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You had a job?
Yes.
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Old 08-03-2015, 11:45 AM   #5566
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It's going well I see
W3ll i just started dont have my books yet... deffo gunna get onto budgeting so i can watch football on mondays
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Old 08-03-2015, 11:45 AM   #5567
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He quited it.
Wish i could quite life right now
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Old 08-03-2015, 12:15 PM   #5568
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What are you studying?
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Old 08-03-2015, 02:58 PM   #5569
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Family drive you nuts. My mum just pestered me into applying for a job I don't even want, when I already have a job.
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Old 08-03-2015, 03:07 PM   #5570
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the more jobs the better
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Old 08-03-2015, 03:08 PM   #5571
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one is plenty for me though
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Old 08-03-2015, 03:48 PM   #5572
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Ai miss you peli we need to talk more im drunk talking to girls and it lasted age... didnt get wiskey dick
Your Monday went so much better than mine.
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Old 08-03-2015, 03:58 PM   #5573
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If the guy gets back to me, I just won't bother replying.
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:08 PM   #5574
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You should reply "I already have a job you dirty ****"
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Old 08-03-2015, 04:43 PM   #5575
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You could give the job to Luke.
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