Sometimes I envy you, pelicanpoker.

Dubious. I swear when Golfing Stud linked me to a thread I saw you and Gizmo posting same page.

Maybe it was OOT? Hmmm...

I don't want James to khs and I'd rather get along with him than not. I will leave the door open for him. But it's up to him to step inside.

It ain't all sunshine and skittles. Life is hard work.

You get what you give.

Holy **** guys, buy hookers OS. You need to perk up a little.

Except you, Peli. Bang a girl for free and then tell her "you're welcome." Or w/e it is you do.

That was an old thread imo

I don't need a hooker. I'm banging an 18 year old!

Damn, Jesse getting wrecked.

On the serious? Congratulations.

Sometimes she tells me about her homework and it gives me a hard on.

that's just wrong

you hate him cause you aint him

fyp

Yes I am serious.

You might need jesus

Jesus can blow me

You can't have everything

Jesus is a guy I can do without

He's all like hey man I died for your sins well **** Jesus I never asked for you to do that

A friend of ours is bringing a new 22 year old gf to a party tomorrow.

I'm really happy for him, and I hope she lets him finish, but I just gotta say that..

Our friend circle is a bunch of dicks and we've been torturing him for weeks. This is gonna end badly.


The last friend that dated super young had a 23 year old gf, or so he thought...after a year of daring he found out that she had actually just turned 18. He was so embarrassed and only told his closest male friend in our circle....who obviously immediately told everyone else. We called him pedo-Matt for about 2 years, and broke the ice by calling him to arrange play dates with all of our kids.

How old are you fuluck?

Who is best character in the show iyo? I like the Mike guy and Saul is awesome obv.

I'm not sure if I want to commit enough time to watch the entire show.

Fuluck is 29, imo?

18...omg
I'm 3 times that old
Last time I dated an 18 y/o, I was 15

Anyone want to comment on Ahmed, the Texas clock-bomb, schoolboy?