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04-29-2011 , 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
jesus h ****ing christ! i got 2 years for a first offence
fyp
04-29-2011 , 07:17 PM
i cant wait for the day when elrey writes a complete sentence
04-29-2011 , 07:18 PM
i have no idea how they caught him , i think they were already doing surveilance on the house that he had it sent to. i think probably like 98 times out of 100 it would get through.. but it only takes once
04-29-2011 , 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8_high
he actually got off w like a ton of community service and probation
so he should have wtf at 10 years? judge obv thought state laws are rigged

Quote:
Originally Posted by phil0pp
fyp
u jelly?
04-29-2011 , 07:19 PM
omg caps are playing **** **** **** i forgot , bbl
04-29-2011 , 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
i cant wait for the day when elrey writes a complete sentence
overrated
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
u jelly?
im phil0pp
04-29-2011 , 07:20 PM
are we talking HOCKEY again?
04-29-2011 , 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phil0pp
overrated

im phil0pp
LOLNOWAIULYIN
04-29-2011 , 07:21 PM
    Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9219672

    Hero (BTN): 1,500 (75 bb)
    SB: 1,500 (75 bb)
    BB: 1,500 (75 bb)
    UTG+1: 1,500 (75 bb)
    UTG+2: 1,500 (75 bb)
    MP1: 1,500 (75 bb)
    MP2: 1,500 (75 bb)
    MP3: 1,500 (75 bb)
    CO: 1,500 (75 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q Q
    UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 20, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 40, MP3 folds, CO calls 40, Hero raises to 200, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 180, 2 folds

    Flop: (510) 5 8 K (2 players)
    UTG+2 bets 1,300 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,300 and is all-in

    Turn: (3,110) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (3,110) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 3,110 pot
    Final Board: 5 8 K A A
    Hero showed Q Q and won 3,110 (1,610 net)
    UTG+2 showed 3 3 and lost (-1,500 net)



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    04-29-2011 , 07:23 PM
    to do list

    1. get red bull
    2. get jam donuts
    3. chop bowl
    4. play poker

    am i missing anything?
    04-29-2011 , 07:23 PM
    depends on what chop bowl means imo
    04-29-2011 , 07:24 PM
    what's a jam donut?
    04-29-2011 , 07:24 PM
    04-29-2011 , 07:25 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
    what's a jam donut?
    Jam is Australian for semen
    04-29-2011 , 07:26 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by phil0pp
    depends on what chop bowl means imo
    weed, scissors... blend until finely chopped

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
    what's a jam donut?
    are you american? if so i guess you call it a jelly donut or something
    04-29-2011 , 07:27 PM
    LOL scissors
    04-29-2011 , 07:27 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Francis M.H.
    Jam is Australian for semen
    what does this donut taste like?
    04-29-2011 , 07:27 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Francis M.H.
    Jam is Australian for semen
    my secret is out oh noes
    04-29-2011 , 07:28 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by elrey
    LOL scissors
    blender broke
    04-29-2011 , 07:28 PM
    twix pb. other than that no
    04-29-2011 , 07:28 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
    what does this donut taste like?
    Idk but its prized for its protein content
    04-29-2011 , 07:29 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by elrey
    LOL scissors
    i know many ppl who do this, why?
    04-29-2011 , 07:29 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
    blender broke
    grinder
    04-29-2011 , 07:29 PM
    twix? thats a biscuit chocolate amirite?
    04-29-2011 , 07:30 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by phil0pp
    grinder
    broken. they closed down the shop that was selling all this stuff. gotta get a new coffee grinder. problem with them is knowing when to stop. very hard to get a perfect chop

          
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