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03-07-2011 , 03:18 PM

#5001

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

I dunno. Like whatever xboxes are worth. I'd say about 30 cm or so.

Oh you meant the xbox. I thought you had some gold membership. Why would I buy an xbox off you? You'd probably scam me.

03-07-2011 , 03:18 PM

#5002

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

This guy's stuff is amazing..

twss

03-07-2011 , 03:18 PM

#5003

Emulsion

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

This guy's stuff is amazing..

This has to be viewed with those old 3D red/blue glasses. The piece is entitled "End of my stay at Dachau."

03-07-2011 , 03:21 PM

#5004

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emulsion

I'm about to undergo some very touchy negotiations, in which I will argue that a Kindle is a "book (or other suitable reading material)" and not an "electronic device/cell phone."

After that, I have to convince someone that "Ender's Game" is "suitable reading material."

Wish me luck.

im going to go ahead and imagine these negotiations taking place just like the famous scene in "a few good men"

would you like to be cruise or nicholson ?

03-07-2011 , 03:22 PM

#5005

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

You should buy one off me to see if I'm a scammer or not.

03-07-2011 , 03:22 PM

#5006

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emulsion

fyl

03-07-2011 , 03:23 PM

#5007

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

"the kindle is an electronic device"
"no, well the truth is its more like a...."
"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"
"

"
"sorry i didn't mean to yell"

03-07-2011 , 03:26 PM

#5008

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

would you like to be cruise or nicholson ?

Yes.

03-07-2011 , 03:27 PM

#5009

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Has any1 seen Taken before?

03-07-2011 , 03:28 PM

#5010

ToTheInternet

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

No.

03-07-2011 , 03:28 PM

#5011

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

im going to go ahead and imagine these negotiations taking place just like the famous scene in "a few good men"

would you like to be cruise or nicholson ?

but thats not the air force.

03-07-2011 , 03:28 PM

#5012

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Has any1 seen Taken before?

i saw it was on my tv and changed the channel but no i havent actually ever watched it.

03-07-2011 , 03:29 PM

#5013

No Fizzle

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

i saw it was on my tv and changed the channel

Good move

03-07-2011 , 03:29 PM

#5014

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Has any1 seen Taken before?

is that the one where liam neeson goes all jason bourne on they ass to save his daughter from being raped os?

03-07-2011 , 03:30 PM

#5015

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

is that the one where liam neeson goes all jason bourne on they ass to save his daughter from being raped os?

Well it has Liam Neeson in it, and he is trying to save his daughter, but I haven't seen it, so I can't comment.

03-07-2011 , 03:32 PM

#5016

Emulsion

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

im going to go ahead and imagine these negotiations taking place just like the famous scene in "a few good men"

would you like to be cruise or nicholson ?

Colonel Mayo: You want literature?

Lieutenant (junior grade) Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled.

Colonel Mayo: You want literature?

Lieutenant (junior grade) Tom Cruise: I want a book!

Colonel Mayo: You can't handle a book! Son, we live on a base that has dorms, and those dorms have to be guarded by men with nothing better to do. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Tech Sergeant Weinburg? I have a lesser responsibility that you could possibly fathom. You weep for literature, and you curse e-ink. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the printed word's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And the Kindle's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want a book because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me reading, you need me reading. We use words like wifi, 3G, whispernet. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent learning something. You use them as a punchline. I have plenty of time and the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I acquire it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Nook, and read a book. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Lieutenant (junior grade) Tom Cruise: Did you order the 3G version?

Colonel Mayo: I did the job I...

Lieutenant (junior grade) Tom Cruise: Did you order the 3G version?

Colonel Mayo: You're Goddamn right I did!

Last edited by Emulsion; 03-07-2011 at 03:34 PM. Reason: Dramatic license taken: I do not, in fact, have the 3G version. Wifi only.

03-07-2011 , 03:34 PM

#5017

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9IBbMW2o_o

03-07-2011 , 03:35 PM

#5018

Emulsion

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

but thats not the air force.

FACT: Someone at the poker table a few weeks back took to calling me "Airman O'Malley" and asked if I knew where it was from. I said "That's one of the bluff witnesses from 'A Few Good Men'" and really impressed the guy.