Nice, makes me hopeful I have an upswing coming.

ayn1 want to play micro PLO? 1c 2c on ftp ?

mutant and i have something going in a 5plo

u already had u upswing w the lions : D

ftp? whats ur sn

yeah ftp, search mutantk12

Why in the **** did he put rex grossman in wtf

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for ******s. I’m ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

lol such a terribleass call

external oblique, internal oblique, rectus abdominus, iliacus, psoas major, quadratus lumborum

and that's a fact

Lol elrey wtf is that

Was this a joke? (no sarcasm)

INORITE, so ****ing ******ed. ****.

also, hi notfill0p.

yeah giz wtf happened to your avatar

this is a poor way to mis-spell tti.

also, i'm in a good mood again. yeah mother****er.

nota bene: caffeine is a diuretic

its an old post from kissing suzy kolber that may be the best post on the internet

Hai tti

i can imagine Mike Ditka saying that and, based on the high number of short sentences that he'd have to pronounce unintelligible gibberish at the end of, he'd be sounding like a machinegun.

Def the best lol

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child, please.