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10-17-2010 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 8_high
not sure if this equates to real success or not
Depends on the number of orifices penetrated.
10-17-2010 , 02:33 AM
Dam that page thingy is playing tricks on me
10-17-2010 , 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
just pisses me off that i have to. ****ing crazy people.
Channel that rage into pain for her, not yourself.

People are ****ty, dude. Especially if they think they can get away with it. Punch her in her ovaries with your teeth or something.

Also can you explain why someone would steal cigarette butts? Presumably you smoke them til they are no good...? Or do you leave some for later or something?
10-17-2010 , 02:34 AM
Bella has started walking she is so proud of herself, problem is she has also grown to love my laptop keeps wanting to look at her own pics on it so dam vane
10-17-2010 , 02:35 AM
shes obv a crackhead if shes stealing cig butts out of her neighbors ashtray

punch her in the ovaries w your teeth

edit: nm panda already recommended this i didnt see it
10-17-2010 , 02:36 AM
you all should seek shelf immediately.
10-17-2010 , 02:37 AM
Jmitch is this the crazy girl you banged
10-17-2010 , 02:40 AM
maybe she is being a good neighbor and was throwing the butts away for him and she noticed how dirty the ashtray was so she decided to run it through the dishwasher for him. It'll probably be back tomorrow and be spotless imo. she obv wants jmitch to bend her over and take her to brown town....



Spoiler:
butnahhhhh.....
10-17-2010 , 02:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8_high
shes obv a crackhead if shes stealing cig butts out of her neighbors ashtray

punch her in the ovaries w your teeth

edit: nm panda already recommended this i didnt see it
yessssssssssssss
10-17-2010 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by bogan4life
Bella has started walking she is so proud of herself, problem is she has also grown to love my laptop keeps wanting to look at her own pics on it so dam vane
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


this is the proper response, ya
10-17-2010 , 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
Channel that rage into pain for her, not yourself.

People are ****ty, dude. Especially if they think they can get away with it. Punch her in her ovaries with your teeth or something.

Also can you explain why someone would steal cigarette butts? Presumably you smoke them til they are no good...? Or do you leave some for later or something?
i smoke them until i am done. i have actually watched her take them out of my ashtray and smoke a drag to the filter then put it back.
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Originally Posted by bogan4life
Jmitch is this the crazy girl you banged
didn't bang her.
10-17-2010 , 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 8_high
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


this is the proper response, ya
No that is only the correct response if you are female sir
10-17-2010 , 02:46 AM
pics or mspaint of porch set up plz
10-17-2010 , 03:00 AM
plz respond
10-17-2010 , 03:10 AM
The cool thing about having a fireplace is that it's ~77F in here and I'm walking around in my underwear without having to pay out my nose.

The uncool thing is that as the winter goes on and I continue to be a heavy drinker the chances I burn myself approach 100%.
10-17-2010 , 03:31 AM
made a note. in fitting with my life, i got an error message from the printer saying it couldn't print. tried to fix it and got the paper to feed only it fed through and didn't print anything. been ****ing with it for a while now and just threw my printer across the room then again on the floor. it is in pieces. actually makes me feel a little better. can't post this note to my neighbor though. oh well.
10-17-2010 , 03:31 AM
forreal is that the end of omg
10-17-2010 , 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
The cool thing about having a fireplace is that it's ~77F in here and I'm walking around in my underwear without having to pay out my nose.

The uncool thing is that as the winter goes on and I continue to be a heavy drinker the chances I burn myself approach 100%.
WTF man the weather is getting nice and warm outside
10-17-2010 , 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
made a note. in fitting with my life, i got an error message from the printer saying it couldn't print. tried to fix it and got the paper to feed only it fed through and didn't print anything. been ****ing with it for a while now and just threw my printer across the room then again on the floor. it is in pieces. actually makes me feel a little better. can't post this note to my neighbor though. oh well.
pics or gtfo....
10-17-2010 , 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
pics or gtfo....
I don't think a little super glue is going to fix that
10-17-2010 , 03:36 AM
Beat: Just took a $960 bad beat in Keno cuz some dumb **** doesnt know how to write a Keno ticket. She screwed up twice, so I decided just "**** it" and didn't make her re-write it for the 3rd time and it cost me $960.

Brag: Got drunk

Variance: Played Keno (maybe this is a beat too)
10-17-2010 , 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
I don't think a little super glue is going to fix that
def not. the only person not allowed to **** with me is me apparently. i will **** my own **** up. feel like killing someone right now.
10-17-2010 , 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
def not. the only person not allowed to **** with me is me apparently. i will **** my own **** up. feel like killing someone right now.
weed?
10-17-2010 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
pics or gtfo....
Awesome.
10-17-2010 , 03:41 AM
pandaaaaaaaaaaa

      
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