probably you should just ship moar maney (and by you i mean romdom... and by maney i mean mirrions of maney)

basically this... i think ppl have joined this site to follow poot


and it is nowhere near alan whatshisface's rapelog

Sick right align.

I learned from the master

I never would have mentioned it if I thought that was a remote possibility.

AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

or vice versa

Show us on the doll where the bad animal touched you.

Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

It's peen will poke out

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

I don't even read the pooter thread, but if it gets deleted...ooooo, talk about discrimination.

Prehensile penis? I 'ardly new 'im!

Damn, you just made me miss Mayo

You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

OMG indeed.

I think mason will sticky pooters thread

Ricky Gervais did a great bit about animals having sex and stuff iirc.

So thats what Ive been doing wrong all these years!

fyp

Y'all aren't intending to cause a lotta trouble tonight are ya?

Clearly the workers are uniting against the bourgeoise.

AHHHHHH!
I'm just talking about love between dolphins and a man.

Viva la revolution!