This one time I was at school some hungry kittens walked up and this other guy drowned all of them in front of the mother kitty and then he ate her alive starting with the eyeballs.

twss

my story is sadder than that, panda

I'm bed.

is it? mbn

lol drunk poker is ez


PokerStars Game #50336394428: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/09/29 3:34:01 ET
Table 'Hammonia IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: eBOYT ($105.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Masterfrank ($299.70 in chips)
Seat 3: TFW66 ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: larsen255 ($92.30 in chips)
Seat 5: slipp3ry ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 6: tonato1 ($114.90 in chips)
eBOYT: posts small blind $0.50
Masterfrank: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to slipp3ry [Ks As]
TFW66: folds
larsen255: folds
slipp3ry: raises $2 to $3
tonato1: folds
eBOYT: raises $7 to $10
Masterfrank: folds
slipp3ry: raises $21 to $31
eBOYT: raises $74.65 to $105.65 and is all-in
slipp3ry is disconnected
slipp3ry is connected
slipp3ry: calls $72.45 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.20) returned to eBOYT
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ts 6s]
*** TURN *** [Ad Ts 6s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ts 6s 4c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eBOYT: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
slipp3ry: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Aces)
slipp3ry collected $204.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $207.90 | Rake $3
Board [Ad Ts 6s 4c 8h]
Seat 1: eBOYT (small blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Masterfrank (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TFW66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: larsen255 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: slipp3ry showed [Ks As] and won ($204.90) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: tonato1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

super weird still

moises alou

definitely a different type of show.. new..

Would reccomend getting into it now

tell me that guy doesnt still play somewhere

omgz happy birthday!

no he's retired. he spoke to my baseball team in 2001 and his GF had hudge knockers.

lol thats awesome

He had the sickest knee dislocation I've ever seen.

when he slid into the wall? i think i was watching that game.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $108.65
UTG: $40.00
MP: $115.10
CO: $52.90
Hero (BTN): $203.45
SB: $101.50

UTG posts a big blind ($1)

Pre Flop: ($2.50) Hero is BTN with 9 Q
UTG checks, 1 fold, CO raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, BB calls $2, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($12.50) T 5 9 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $8, BB folds, UTG folds, CO raises to $34,


this c/r makes no sense, do you agree?

so i got the first season of dexter box set, a bunch of brahma beers (good brazilian stuff) and chilli popcorn and was looking forward to a nice relaxing evening, snapped a beer, put the popcorn on and put the first dvd in, grabbed a big bowl and filled it with delicious hot popcorn, got as comfortable as possible took a big swig of beer and pressed play.......and nothing, pressed play again..... nothing, took the dvd out, wiped it, put it back and pressed play....nothing

FUUUUUUUUUU DEXTER

10s+

combo draw maybe?

i was gonna guess gutterball
combo draw just cbets, no?

what doesnt make sense is, if he has some really strong hand like a set, he is late pos only *i* am left to act.. so i rlly doubt he is going for a big c/r for value.. plus, i am being rlly aggro so he could raise and expect a RR or a call from me,

vs a combo draw this makes sense and im liek barely better than a flip ..

i flatted and he jams turn and i call and he has AJo

Hero calls $15.90

River: ($112.30) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $112.30
CO shows J A (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows 9 Q (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero wins $109.30
(Rake: $3.00)

is that the guy you stacked with ak?

nah diff guy same table though

Currently watching: Chase; Season 1, Episode 2