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09-25-2010 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
2nd half. Bye tart.
2nd half of what??


Last edited by Tartufo; 09-25-2010 at 05:40 PM. Reason: totp
09-25-2010 , 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
fyp
kid's got jokes
09-25-2010 , 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
looooool he was really proud of that wendy in the sky with diamonds line hahhaha yessssss
yea quality line right there. she was probably right back in the air as soon as here reserve was repacked
09-25-2010 , 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
fyp
rolf
09-25-2010 , 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
i actually made a mistake it would be snap moved to the admin forum for his personal viewing
09-25-2010 , 05:40 PM
anyone want to play on ft?
09-25-2010 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by T!ghterThanU
anyone want to play on ft?
NO
09-25-2010 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Yarbles


and here?
You look more like your mom imo.
09-25-2010 , 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
2nd half of what??



Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
kid's got jokes
I'm not ignoring you Panda, my phone is busted... mostly because I threw it.
09-25-2010 , 05:50 PM
chicks do dig black & milds
09-25-2010 , 05:54 PM
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $123.05
MP: $50.00
CO: $50.00
BTN: $65.40
Hero (SB): $50.10
BB: $39.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q A
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.75, 1 fold, MP calls $3.25

Flop: ($10.00) 4 5 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.25, MP calls $6.25

Turn: ($22.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($22.50) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Final Pot: $22.50
MP mucks 7 J
Hero shows Q A (high card Ace)
Hero wins $21.40
(Rake: $1.10)
09-25-2010 , 05:54 PM
You know how they have those flashlights that store up kinetic energy from being shook and use that energy to produce light? They need to make a toothbrush that stores up energy when you are brushing your teeth that provides power to the head of the brush so you can get a better clean without using batteries.
09-25-2010 , 05:54 PM
I will win this donkament.

Poker Stars $2.50+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t5870 58.70 BBs
MP1: t3060 30.60 BBs
MP2: t3000 30 BBs
Hero (CO): t2900 29 BBs
BTN: t2730 27.30 BBs
SB: t9905 99.05 BBs
BB: t3240 32.40 BBs
UTG: t2580 25.80 BBs
UTG+1: t6215 62.15 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is CO with T T
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t100, 2 folds, Hero raises to t200, 1 fold, SB calls t150, BB calls t100, UTG+2 calls t100

Flop: (t800) 2 3 4 (4 players)
SB bets t200, BB calls t200, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to t900, SB calls t700, BB folds

Turn: (t2800) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t1800 all in, SB calls t1800

River: (t6400) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t6400
Hero shows Td Tc (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
SB shows 8h As (a pair of Deuces)
Hero wins t6400
09-25-2010 , 05:54 PM
Wagwan

Last edited by Da33le; 09-25-2010 at 05:56 PM. Reason: Wtf, since when is it Abe Double zero 8?
09-25-2010 , 05:58 PM
Seriously Panda, I can't read what you're texting me. I broke the scroller on my Blackberry, so I can see the notice that I got a text but I can't scroll to see wtf you're saying.
09-25-2010 , 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
You know how they have those flashlights that store up kinetic energy from being shook and use that energy to produce light? They need to make a toothbrush that stores up energy when you are brushing your teeth that provides power to the head of the brush so you can get a better clean without using batteries.
i see a fundamental problem though.. what would the power be for??
09-25-2010 , 05:59 PM
to rotate the head of the brush like all other powered toothbrushes ldo
09-25-2010 , 06:00 PM
yeah but u haev to shake it to power it.. so ur already brushing ur teeth manually..

so ur saying its just like both.. u use it manually and it poewrs itself also

edit: oh nm i see what ur saying the head spins
09-25-2010 , 06:01 PM
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Last edited by Da33le; Today at 09:56 PM. Reason: Wtf, since when is it Abe Double zero 8?
What chu talkin bout?
09-25-2010 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 8_high
yeah but u haev to shake it to power it.. so ur already brushing ur teeth manually..

so ur saying its just like both.. u use it manually and it poewrs itself also

edit: oh nm i see what ur saying the head spins
if only i could use the heat and kinetic energy accumulated in my fleshlight..
09-25-2010 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8_high
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $123.05
MP: $50.00
CO: $50.00
BTN: $65.40
Hero (SB): $50.10
BB: $39.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q A
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.75, 1 fold, MP calls $3.25

Flop: ($10.00) 4 5 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.25, MP calls $6.25

Turn: ($22.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($22.50) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Final Pot: $22.50
MP mucks 7 J
Hero shows Q A (high card Ace)
Hero wins $21.40
(Rake: $1.10)
River is a c/c? I presume you have AK a ton here too, does that make AK a c/c and AQ/AJ/AT c/f's? Or are you value betting AK and c/f the rest? You don't really need to answer that I guess, because if this guy isn't trying to fold out anything with J high then c/c is pretty much spew with AQ high here.

Edit: But he might in a non 3b pot where he thought you would possibly be lighter.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
to rotate the head of the brush like all other powered toothbrushes ldo
I could go for some rotating head right about now iykwim.
09-25-2010 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
River is a c/c? I presume you have AK a ton here too, does that make AK a c/c and AQ/AJ/AT c/f's? Or are you value betting AK and c/f the rest? You don't really need to answer that I guess, because if this guy isn't trying to fold out anything with J high then c/c is pretty much spew with AQ high here.
judging from his hh's from the past couple of days he should cc any A there

Last edited by Tartufo; 09-25-2010 at 06:07 PM. Reason: and villain should have raised the flop
09-25-2010 , 06:07 PM
I just watched Collateral, god I hate it when the bad guy doesn't win.

Lol Abe, are you watching the Bo'selecta tribute to Micheal jackson>?
09-25-2010 , 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by T!ghterThanU
anyone want to play on ft?
is this all you come here for
09-25-2010 , 06:10 PM
I got a triple collateral with intervention when last alive in search and destroy. The whole rail screamed "OHHHH" followed by "OH MAII GAWD" 5 or 6 times.

      
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